[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!! - Page 315

Anttwat · 08-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Your socks should get to come out for the next 300 or so posts.

Are you discriminating again?

Replaced_Texan · 08-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What soupsandwich said. He quit smoking 20 years ago - was a closet smoker, but a heavy smoker. Started up again after 9/11. People on the inside say he smoked like a chimney while he was at work. Even smoked on the air between commercials. One person says he had a high-powered sucking ashtray so you couldn't see the smoke after the commercials.

I remember in high school seeing him screw up and not getting rid of the cigarette in time when the camera panned back to him. I'm pretty sure it was during Iraq war coverage, so that would be 1991.

Penske_Account · 08-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Your socks should get to come out for the next 300 or so posts.

I will win it without socks. I have to. Its the only way I can communicate with Less now that he has me on the ignore.

08-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What soupsandwich said. He quit smoking 20 years ago - was a closet smoker, but a heavy smoker. Started up again after 9/11. People on the inside say he smoked like a chimney while he was at work. Even smoked on the air between commercials. One person says he had a high-powered sucking ashtray so you couldn't see the smoke after the commercials.

Jessica Simpson says they're real. “Mine are definitely real,” she revealed, according to SkyNews. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

Yeah. Right.

The runaway bride is mowing lawns for community service.

LAWRENCEVILLE, Georgia - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks mowed the lawn of a government building Tuesday as part of her court-ordered community service for lying to police after she ran off days before her scheduled wedding.

“I’m doing well,” said Wilbanks, who has been undergoing mental health treatment. She admitted with a laugh that it had been a long time since she had mowed a lawn.

“I need to get back to work. I don’t want to get into trouble,” she added.

Her lawn mower then kept dying in the grass, each time prompting her to repeatedly yank on the pull string to restart it. After the eighth time it quit, she let out a big sigh.

In all, she was ordered to do 120 hours of service. Wilbanks had already completed 16 hours of her sentence by cleaning probation offices and washing public vehicles. Department of Corrections spokeswoman Peggy Chapman said Wilbanks planned to work off eight more hours Tuesday, also picking up trash.

That'll teach her.

Thank you. Now, any truth to the word that JHo is pregnant with what will be a very ugly baby? How is Jen Aniston doing these days?

And please, no more Runaway Bride. She is more passe than PLF.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-09-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What does "chunder" mean?

TM

did no one answer this? Slave?

vomit

where all that bear does flow and men chunder.

Gattigap · 08-09-2005, 04:45 PM

LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.

From the Century Club, a nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

Unsurprisingly, local communities are Outraged!

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/1775087.htm

Juan Garcia, a manager at the Carl's Jr. restaurant next door to the club, said it was just a matter of time until he receives complaints from customers about the sign.

"It'll bring some comments," he said. "It shouldn't be up there."

But Century Lounge owner Howard White insists he's simply advertising his business, and says it's no different than a Broadway marquee hawking a popular play.

"In sort of a naive way, I felt that there was nothing terrible about it since the 'Vagina Monologues' was on Broadway forever," he said. "I didn't feel there was anything terrible about it."

And technically, there isn't, Los Angeles city officials say.

"The word 'vagina' is not an obscene word and we're not in a position to question the First Amendment," Councilman Bill Rosendahl said.

Keeping with the upscale theme of the famed Broadway production featuring vignette monologues, White announced that future performances will be sans pole, with the stage containing a chair only. After all, some sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of true art.

Gattigap

* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.

Shape Shifter · 08-09-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
did no one answer this? Slave?

vomit

where all that bear does flow and men chunder.

I hope that's a typo.

Replaced_Texan · 08-09-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.

From a Century Club nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

Keeping with the upscale theme of the famed Broadway production featuring vignette monologues, White announced that future performances will be sans pole, with the stage containing a chair only. After all, some sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of true art.

Gattigap

* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.

The strip club formerly* known as the Pink Pussycat here in Houston has a sign up now that says "39 Beauties and 1 Ugly."

*I can't remember their new name. The one across the street from the Velvet Melvin, with the one-armed stripper and the woman who blows cigarette smoke out of her ass. Er, so they tell me.

Anttwat · 08-09-2005, 04:52 PM

Shape Shifter · 08-09-2005, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The strip club formerly* known as the Pink Pussycat here in Houston has a sign up now that says "39 Beauties and 1 Ugly."

*I can't remember their new name. The one across the street from the Velvet Melvin, with the one-armed stripper and the woman who blows cigarette smoke out of her ass. Er, so they tell me.

It was a one-legged stripper. That's what I heard, anyway.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-09-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope that's a typo.

I'm trying to get it qualified for one of those misunderstood lyrics pages as we speak.

But, in the context, there's a certain Freudian-slip quality to it, non?

bold_n_brazen · 08-09-2005, 04:55 PM

For a very long time, my Private Messages box on the left hand side of the screen said "bold_n_brazen - You have 0 new message(s) since your last visit.
(You have 1 unread messages and 38 total messages in all your folders.)" Except that when I went to my PM list, there weren't any unread PMs in my folders. And I always found it really annoying that there was this mystery PM somewhere out there.

Well, yesterday, I took someone off my ignore list. And my popper-upper popped up, telling me I had a new message, and lo and behold, there was a PM from that person dated like December 4.

So if you've got random unread messages in your folders, it might be because you've got mail from someone you're ignoring.

ltl/fb · 08-09-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.

From the Century Club, a nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

Unsurprisingly, local communities are Outraged!

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/1775087.htm

Juan Garcia, a manager at the Carl's Jr. restaurant next door to the club, said it was just a matter of time until he receives complaints from customers about the sign.

"It'll bring some comments," he said. "It shouldn't be up there."

But Century Lounge owner Howard White insists he's simply advertising his business, and says it's no different than a Broadway marquee hawking a popular play.

"In sort of a naive way, I felt that there was nothing terrible about it since the 'Vagina Monologues' was on Broadway forever," he said. "I didn't feel there was anything terrible about it."

And technically, there isn't, Los Angeles city officials say.

"The word 'vagina' is not an obscene word and we're not in a position to question the First Amendment," Councilman Bill Rosendahl said.

Keeping with the upscale theme of the famed Broadway production featuring vignette monologues, White announced that future performances will be sans pole, with the stage containing a chair only. After all, some sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of true art.

Gattigap

* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.

I hear that Copy Editor magazine had a whole issue devoted to the difference between vulva and vagina. It is my understanding that in the above-pictured sign, "vulva," not "vagina," is correct.

Penske_Account · 08-09-2005, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And I always found it really annoying that there was this mystery PM somewhere out there.

Well, yesterday, I took someone off my ignore list. And my popper-upper popped up, telling me I had a new message, and lo and behold, there was a PM from that person dated like December 4.

This makes me feel better. I take it as a more passive ignore of my PM than a full out shun. Thanks.

NotFromHere · 08-09-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thank you. Now, any truth to the word that JHo is pregnant with what will be a very ugly baby? How is Jen Aniston doing these days?

And please, no more Runaway Bride. She is more passe than PLF.

Reportedly pulled out of a Friends reunion show because she wants to distance herself from her beloved sitcom character Rachel Green. (August 4, 2005)

Says she told Angelina Jolie to enjoy herself working with her then husband Brad Pitt in MR AND MRS SMITH when they met before her marriage with Pitt collapsed. (August 3, 2005)

Says she was stunned when she first saw pictures of husband Brad Pitt with Angelina Jolie. (August 2, 2005)

Was angry, hurt and embarrassed when she first saw photos of her estranged husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie holidaying together because she realized their relationship had started before she left him. (August 1, 2005)

Michael Baroni, her teenage sweetheart, scuttled plans to auction their romantic memorabilia on eBay after the actress asked him not to. (July 30, 2005)

Her childhood sweetheart, only referred to as Micael, is selling romantic mementoes of their relationship dubbed precious High School Romance Memorabilia on internet auction site eBay. (July 23, 2005)

Collapsed after complaining of nausea and headaches while filming THE BREAK UP in Chicago. While it was blamed on heatstroke everyone thinks it is more down to stress after reports grow of a romance between her estranged husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. (July 9, 2005)

Has urged the paparazzi to stop following her in her private time because she's never sure if she's being stalked by a photographer or a crazy, armed fan. (July 4, 2005)

She says she still wants children and so did Brad, but that he was a jerk and cheated on her.

Rumors of JLo's pregnancy have been around since last summer. More recently from February, when she had to cancel a flight to London. But if she was pregnant then, there would be no hiding it now.

What's the billing number on this?