Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
His new nickname is Lucky.

LOS ANGELES - A construction worker had six nails driven into his head in an accident with a high-powered nail gun, but doctors said Wednesday they expect him to make a full recovery.


He probably has a whopper of a headache

Word is, he's already back on his feet and the nail comes out next week.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
HANK!!! If I had a ruler, I'd rap it across your knuckles.

That is so hot.

ETA: Hat trick!

[tmdiva]

Dammit. Shows you what happens when you have less-than-stellar song choices for a couple of weeks. He should have sung Minnie the Moocher last night--it would have suited him much better than Cheek to Cheek.

tm

[Fugee]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Dammit. Shows you what happens when you have less-than-stellar song choices for a couple of weeks. He should have sung Minnie the Moocher last night--it would have suited him much better than Cheek to Cheek.

tm

I don't think it was his song choices as much as voting patterns. I didn't vote for him last night so I could concentrate my votes on LaToya and Fantasia and make sure they stayed in the competition. I suspect he was 3rd favorite for many other viewers and got left behind. Jasmine fans, in addition to being tone deaf, perhaps didn't have divided loyalties.

There should have been no white people in the final four and definitely no Jasmine. At the very least there should have been 3 black divas and maybe Diana.

[Fugee]

I haven't been watching The Bachelor lately but accidentally taped it along with Extreme Makeover. Having little willpower when it comes to reality TV, I skimmed through it.

The bachelor told Trish he was concerned because all the other women seemed to hate her. She was boohooing that she isn't friends with women -- they are catty because they are threatened by her. It isn't her fault women have hated her all her life, it's all them. Cattiness in the context of a dating show is one thing, but her entire life? I kept hoping the nimrod would look at her and ask if maybe it was because she was such a bitch.

Question: Have you ever known a woman who was almost universally hated by other women who wasn't a bitch but was just misunderstood? Maybe I don't hang out with truly competitive women but I don't buy that theory.

[Fugee]

I love opera where people can sing 5 minute arias after being fatally stabbed or while dying of consumption. Suspension of disbelief is not a problem for me.

Late night hat trick!!!

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Fugee
I don't think it was his song choices as much as voting patterns. I didn't vote for him last night so I could concentrate my votes on LaToya and Fantasia and make sure they stayed in the competition. I suspect he was 3rd favorite for many other viewers and got left behind. Jasmine fans, in addition to being tone deaf, perhaps didn't have divided loyalties.

There should have been no white people in the final four and definitely no Jasmine. At the very least there should have been 3 black divas and maybe Diana.

SPOILER STUFF

This is all my fault. I got busy with real work and forgot to change my avatar before the show. The only person left in the competition who I've ever used as an avatar was George, that's why he got voted off.

The last 4 people eliminated were all my avatars at some point. Of the four people left, none of have been my avatars. This is a special power that has been bestowed upon me and I neglected and disrespected the power this week, like when Superman decided he'd rather fuck Lois Lane than have superpowers in Superman II. And I didn't even get laid.

I will not let this happen again. I apologize to all the people who have to listen to Jasmine sing off-key for yet another week.

[Alex_de_Large]

Tony is the motherfuckin' man

Originally posted by john123
Uh, this one was pretty good. Check the biting wit and infectious use of profantiy......http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=0000TQ

Not as good as his early Yahoo K race victories but definitely A minus material.

You can see his influence on Slave, his protege and devotee in this post. All that's missing in the clever reline.

Originally posted by bilmore
I have never, ever seen her in a movie. Only pictures. And I think she was beautiful. That is her appeal - to me.

Bilmore, if you don't stop responding to Not Me, I am putting you in the IL.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Fugee


The bachelor told Trish he was concerned because all the other women seemed to hate her. She was boohooing that she isn't friends with women -- they are catty because they are threatened by her. It isn't her fault women have hated her all her life, it's all them.

[spoiler for anyone possibly still watching]


While I'm sure teh editing is crafty, men may hate her all her life too if the "I will NOT be ignored" stuff for next week actually occurs.

Did I mishear what she was saying after the rejection--something like "It's too bad I won't get to stay around for the next round when we have an opportunity for our relationship to develop in physical ways."? Was this the "I fuck so good you'll drop all those other virgins" justification? Good stuff.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bilmore, if you don't stop responding to Not Me, I am putting you in the IL.

have a heart Paigow. bilmore can't pass on talking about Monroe. Remember, his first external stimulas boner was to the centerfold in Playboy Vol. 1.

Originally posted by tmdiva
Dammit. Shows you what happens when you have less-than-stellar song choices for a couple of weeks. He should have sung Minnie the Moocher last night--it would have suited him much better than Cheek to Cheek.

tm

concur.

what are diana and jasmine still doing up there? pedophiliacs and rice daddies with telephones.

And in other humdrum tv news, I understnad tonight is the last finale (what about May sweeps?). Can someone please get me up to speed on whats happening? I havent really watched since Survivor went head to head a couple of years back. All I know is that Rachel and the gang wen to a caribbean island where ross and joey fought over alisha tyler and then joey hooked up with rachel. I think Phoebe married the guy from Clueless and that Monica and Chanlder are trying to adopt? Can someone fill in the blanks so I can tune in after a proper Attican Bedshitting?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bilmore, if you don't stop responding to Not Me, I am putting you in the IL.

What's a IL?

(ETA: Never mind. Slow. Need more coffee.)

Originally posted by Fugee
I haven't been watching The Bachelor lately but accidentally taped it along with Extreme Makeover. Having little willpower when it comes to reality TV, I skimmed through it.

The bachelor told Trish he was concerned because all the other women seemed to hate her. She was boohooing that she isn't friends with women -- they are catty because they are threatened by her. It isn't her fault women have hated her all her life, it's all them. Cattiness in the context of a dating show is one thing, but her entire life? I kept hoping the nimrod would look at her and ask if maybe it was because she was such a bitch.

Question: Have you ever known a woman who was almost universally hated by other women who wasn't a bitch but was just misunderstood? Maybe I don't hang out with truly competitive women but I don't buy that theory.

Yes. I have known women who women dont like (at first) bc they are threatened. ONe exmaple is the gal who dated Prince Bandar. Generally people will come around if they spend enough time with the beauty.

Trish is getting the raw end of the stick but she is dealing with a bunch of bleached blonde prole beauty pageant people. Model or Britney wannabes. Mandy Jaye's family was like JonBenet without the gruesome murder. It staggers my mind that people are actually like that in this country. Trash. Ditto Tara;s family. I was uncomfortablle with the gun and it was safely esconced on the tv. The redneeckery was galling. Jessica B appears to be a nice jewish girl, or something approximateing that. Though she sort of looks like a bleached Jamie Gertz with really sharp rodent like features. Was she also being catty?

Trish is lovely with exquisite bone structure and a real sense of self unlike jonbenet and the poor man's britney, and I say kudos to her for palying along withthe producers and fucking with the Bachelor by pretending to fight for him. Excellent payback. She rules. I also say kudos to Trish for taking the high road and not pointing out Tara;s catty remarks at the last most memorable rose ceremony yet. Not that it would have impressed this bland manprize. But her sisters in arms on the FB noticed.