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10-25-2004, 05:12 PM
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#4726
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can you be sure you invented the grandfather joke?
And Jesus woman, don't get me started. I'm trying to be civil here after running through airports like OJ with a double tall latte and my shoelaces untied and having to have my carry-on checked because there's no more room in the overhead and then finding out that I have to sit in the exit row facing 3 people with no leg room and stuck in the middle between 2 assholes who won't share a fucking armrest. I'm just saying.
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Man, that could make a person want to slash some throats. |
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10-25-2004, 05:13 PM
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#4727
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Man, that could make a person want to slash some throats.
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Hey, don't steal my halloween costume.
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10-25-2004, 05:16 PM
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#4728
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, don't steal my halloween costume.
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Tease. Are you not going to tell us what your costume is?
(thinking of going as NFH's grandfather -- no, wait, her grandmother! yes, a grey wig, a floral housedress, and a strap-on!) |
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10-25-2004, 05:20 PM
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#4729
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Tease. Are you not going to tell us what your costume is?
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Her halloween costume is wearing untied tennis shoes and carrying a tall double latte in one hand and a knife in the other, running around stabbing people.
Your costume sounds more interesting and less exhausting, though. And both your hands are free to grab unsuspecting old men. |
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10-25-2004, 05:26 PM
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#4730
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Ahh, the Latin America VMAs
Now that's good TV:
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Boogers!
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10-25-2004, 05:27 PM
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#4731
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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The Worst Movie Ever
What the Bleep should be avoided at all cost.
EOM
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-25-2004, 05:27 PM
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#4732
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that is so hot.
(ABBA, I am not going to copy you or steal your subjunctive-loving schtick any more. Just couldn't resist.)
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No worries. Come on over to help me get rid of the rest of the Kiss family Bacardi. |
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10-25-2004, 05:32 PM
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#4733
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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NotFromHere
...and then finding out that I have to sit in the exit row facing 3 people with no leg room....
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Southwest sucks. |
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10-25-2004, 05:34 PM
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#4734
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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ABBAKiss
No worries. Come on over to help me get rid of the rest of the Kiss family Bacardi.
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FWIW, if you're looking for professionals, no one can knock off one's liquor cabinet like Less, SI and Multo. |
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10-25-2004, 05:37 PM
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#4735
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW, if you're looking for professionals, no one can knock off one's liquor cabinet like Less, SI and Multo.
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Open invitation to my kitchen. |
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10-25-2004, 05:37 PM
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#4736
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Ahh, the Latin America VMAs
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Now that's good TV:
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WTF is that?? A model of a split tongue? A recreational device for Slots B & C? A Halloween accessory? It's not exactly the type of award I'd be proud to display.
At least she's not wearing a poncho.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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10-25-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4737
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Ahh, the Latin America VMAs
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
WTF is that?
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It's a man-eating vagina. Don't tell SS. |
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10-25-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4738
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Security
On the subject of security, I've been watching a lot of LAX lately, so I've developed all these rosy feelings about traveling and security and Heather Locklear's tits and all that. So, I was feeling pretty cool about only having 45 minutes to make it through security and to my flight at Podunk Regional Airport last week.
Anyway, there was no Latino stud sheparding passengers through security based on their departure times. In fact, when I tried to ask someone in security if I could get through since I was late for my flight, he gave me a whole speech about how "Whose fault is that? I think that you just need to put your self in the merciful hands of these find public servants."
Nor was Blair Underwood around. Or any black people, really, but I think that's how they like it in those red states.
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10-25-2004, 05:45 PM
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#4739
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Security
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Originally posted by mmm3587
On the subject of security, I've been watching a lot of LAX lately, so I've developed all these rosy feelings about traveling and security and Heather Locklear's tits and all that. So, I was feeling pretty cool about only having 45 minutes to make it through security and to my flight at Podunk Regional Airport last week.
Anyway, there was no Latino stud sheparding passengers through security based on their departure times. In fact, when I tried to ask someone in security if I could get through since I was late for my flight, he gave me a whole speech about how "Whose fault is that? I think that you just need to put your self in the merciful hands of these find public servants."
Nor was Blair Underwood around. Or any black people, really, but I think that's how they like it in those red states.
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And don't come back, neither. (Elitist fuck.) |
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10-25-2004, 05:48 PM
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#4740
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Her halloween costume is wearing untied tennis shoes and carrying a tall double latte in one hand and a knife in the other, running around stabbing people.
Your costume sounds more interesting and less exhausting, though. And both your hands are free to grab unsuspecting old men.
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Mmm-hmmm. Will you be wearing your "old man" costume? I just love the Annual FB Masquerade Party! |
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