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NotFromHere · 03-24-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Come on... a tiny flaccid dick is not going to yield a flagpole-like erection. There's only so much flesh to expand.

No, but the expansion capabilities of some can be quite impressive.

Replaced_Texan · 03-24-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Come on... a tiny flaccid dick is not going to yield a flagpole-like erection. There's only so much flesh to expand.

I have been plesantly surprised by the difference on more than one occassion.

OTOH, there's a guy who used to be on OZ who was hung. I'm almost afraid of what he was like fully erect.

I loved that show.

bold_n_brazen · 03-24-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
People who figure these out amaze me too.

Duh. You peel the stickers off and put them back on.

bold_n_brazen · 03-24-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
RL appears naked in About Last Night, but I don't remember him making much of an impression one way or the other.

I love love love this movie. It's one of my top five movies of all time.

This movie is also cinematic proof that Demi had her TITS done.

I don't remember full frontal from RL in this one though. I may have to go back and watch more closely.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-24-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
OTOH, there's a guy who used to be on OZ who was hung. I'm almost afraid of what he was like fully erect.

I loved that show.

Same here. Law and Order SVU always makes me horny because I think of Chris Meloni's penis. Probably not the intended effect of either show (although maybe it is).

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-24-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't remember full frontal from RL in this one though. I may have to go back and watch more closely.

It happens when he goes down to the kitchen late at night naked to get something out of the fridge. Watch as he opens the fridge door.

burned in my fucking mind.

Replaced_Texan · 03-24-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here. Law and Order SVU always makes me horny because I think of Chris Meloni's penis. Probably not the intended effect of either show (although maybe it is).

It took me a few years to differentiate between Stabler and Keller. I kept on watching SVU with the expectation that he'd get naked and start making out with another guy. Sadly, it never happened.

robustpuppy · 03-24-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It happens when he goes down to the kitchen late at night naked to get something out of the fridge. Watch as he opens the fridge door.

burned in my fucking mind.

How many copies do you think Netflix has available? There may be a run.

Shape Shifter · 03-24-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love love love this movie. It's one of my top five movies of all time.

This movie is also cinematic proof that Demi had her TITS done.

I don't remember full frontal from RL in this one though. I may have to go back and watch more closely.

I'm not sure I'd describe it as full frontal, maybe a frontal profile? He gets up from bed and goes to the refrigerator. The only light is when he opens the fridge. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but I don't remember him knocking over any bottles.

eta: not really burned in my fucking mind

Replaced_Texan · 03-24-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It happens when he goes down to the kitchen late at night naked to get something out of the fridge. Watch as he opens the fridge door.

burned in my fucking mind.

I can't imagine that there's not a screencap of it somewhere.

robustpuppy · 03-24-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can't imagine that there's not a screencap of it somewhere.

Speaking of which, what happened to the very disturbing image of Chyna posted on the Adult Board? I was unable to tear myself away from a rerun of the first Surreal Life the other night (ok, I know it seems like I'm watching a lot of TV), and while my viewing companion ("MVC") and I discussed whether the freak show that is Chyna was born a man, I remembered that there was something about her ... unfortunately I was unable to produce any visual evidence to MVC.

Also, we were guessing how much Verne Troyer must weigh. I think at least 60 pounds or so, but MVC thought less, like 30+. Verne's got a gut, and the human brain weighs at least what, 6pounds?

bilmore · 03-24-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Listening to Kashmir high? That's what Adolf Hitler and Idi Amin are doing right now.

I hate it when other people do this, but I'm going to do it anyway:

[coffee spurting out of nose]

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-24-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, but the expansion capabilities of some can be quite impressive.

I have one, and I'm still amazed at the size difference from cold/shrinkage to BDD.

NotFromHere · 03-24-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have one, and I'm still amazed at the size difference from cold/shrinkage to BDD.

And they float. I love that!!

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This movie is also cinematic proof that Demi had her TITS done.

I don't think Demi's ever hid the fact that she has fakes.

The best full frontal male scene is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant (where he cries/sings and stand there, totally out of his mind). That movie is possibly the sickest unintentional comedy out there.