It's all about me

[Fugee]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Val Kilmer's going to be starring in a musical version of The 10 Commandments. Every time I think about that, I think of "One" from "A Chorus Line," but more like:

One! Don't have any other
gods except this guy right here (da da da da da da da) . . .

I think the youth choir at my church did that one.

[Ben Lurkin]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Soup is good. Unless it's too hot. Is that how it goes TM?


In theory, this is Brittney's butt crack. But you know how the internet is.

Thanks for this shot. I put it up as my screensaver of the week on my Powerbook. One fine behind on Brit.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Ben Lurkin
Thanks for this shot. I put it up as my screensaver of the week on my Powerbook. One fine behind on Brit.

Talk about nothing to ass.

(Ba dum bum.)

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Gattigap
At best, I suspect they'd agree with the Sun-Times reviewer who described it as "surprisingly nonsexual comic burlesque." If they went at all.

Leagl?

Pardon my catchup. I can't really imagine why I would go to a show in which someone twisted his penis around nor can I imagine Mrs. Eaze wanting to go.

If hell froze over and we did go, I wouldn't at all find it surprising that I found it nonsexual. I would find it surprising if I found it amusing.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
When you went where?

Apropos of this, my favorite joke as a young Not Bobby went something like this:

The president of the bank was walking behind the teller counters one day when he saw his newest employee industriously counting stacks of money. Impressed by this display of the work ethic, the president asked "young man, it makes me proud to see that one of my employees cares so much about his job. Where did you learn that?"

"Yale" answered the young man.

"Excellent" said the president. "What is your name, son?"

The young man replied "Yohnny Yohnson, sir."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Delta is planning to fly low-flying aircraft over lower Manhattan today.

As part of its 75th anniversary celebration and in coordination with Federal Aviation Administration air traffic controllers , Delta Airlines Flight 9995, a Boeing 767-200, will depart John F. Kennedy International Airport today at 12:30 p.m. for a short flight over the New York-New Jersey metropolitan area. The aircraft, flying at a low altitude of 4,000 feet, will be allowed to fly over the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island after its departure from JFK. The aircraft will then fly over the Hudson River to the George Washington Bridge, where it will make a right turn toward LaGuardia Airport and return to Kennedy Airport.

If you are like me, and think this is a completely moronical and disrespectful idea, please join me in calling Delta at (404) 715-2600 and ask to speak to Corporate Communications.


Oh, and thanks for the avatar compliments. I found the avatar completely on my own and had absolutely no help at all from anyone at all. And I mean that very honestly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Corky!

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Corky!

TM

Hmm. I thought he looked kind of hot.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Delta is planning to fly low-flying aircraft over lower Manhattan today.

As part of its 75th anniversary celebration and in coordination with Federal Aviation Administration air traffic controllers , Delta Airlines Flight 9995, a Boeing 767-200, will depart John F. Kennedy International Airport today at 12:30 p.m. for a short flight over the New York-New Jersey metropolitan area. The aircraft, flying at a low altitude of 4,000 feet, will be allowed to fly over the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island after its departure from JFK. The aircraft will then fly over the Hudson River to the George Washington Bridge, where it will make a right turn toward LaGuardia Airport and return to Kennedy Airport.

If you are like me, and think this is a completely moronical and disrespectful idea, please join me in calling Delta at (404) 715-2600 and ask to speak to Corporate Communications.

That's nuts...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Pardon my catchup. I can't really imagine why I would go to a show in which someone twisted his penis around nor can I imagine Mrs. Eaze wanting to go.

We get it. You have an SO, for Christsakes. Did she go to Yale?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I wouldn't at all find it surprising that I found it nonsexual. I would find it surprising if I found it amusing.

This seems odd, given that you thought it was amusing when the friend of yours bopped people on the head with his penis. Seems similar . . .

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did she go to Yale?

Obviously not. She said she DIDN'T like the penis-twisting.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Delta is planning to fly low-flying aircraft over lower Manhattan today.

As part of its 75th anniversary celebration and in coordination with Federal Aviation Administration air traffic controllers , Delta Airlines Flight 9995, a Boeing 767-200, will depart John F. Kennedy International Airport today at 12:30 p.m. for a short flight over the New York-New Jersey metropolitan area. The aircraft, flying at a low altitude of 4,000 feet, will be allowed to fly over the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island after its departure from JFK. The aircraft will then fly over the Hudson River to the George Washington Bridge, where it will make a right turn toward LaGuardia Airport and return to Kennedy Airport.

If you are like me, and think this is a completely moronical and disrespectful idea, please join me in calling Delta at (404) 715-2600 and ask to speak to Corporate Communications.

You know, there are a few things that should be relegated to fields in the middle of Kansas, where it's not likely that anyone but a few cows and some crows are going to be impacted, inconvenienced or become the target of a terrorist plot. National Conventions and this stunt spring to mind, though I'm sure that by the end of the day we could have a pretty comprehensive list.

The Burning Man people have it right. BTW, isn't that going on this week?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
According to Maxim, the best sandwich in the country is the Fat Darrell:



Darrell Butler of Eatontown, N.J., poses at the R.U. Grill and Pizza in New Brunswick, N.J., Thursdy, Aug. 18, 2004, with a 'Fat Darrell', a sandwich he created when he was at Rutgers University in 1997. Now the sandwich, which is made with chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks and french fries, has been crowned the best sandwich in the country by Maxim magazine. Maxim's September issue, which lists the top 10 sandwiches, hits newsstands Tuesday.

AP/Yahoo

Best sandwich in the country? That doesn't even look as good as the soft-shell crab sandwich I just had for lunch. In fact, it looks disgusting.

That's just absurd. Everybody knows the best sandwich in the country is the Italian Beef at Mr. Beef on Orleans.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
From TheRant.us ("A common sense [sic] news issues [sic] magazine with an admittedly conservative slant."):
[list]Fashion's Attempt to Erode Morality

Ryan Thompson, August 11, 2004

Are we sure this isn't Neil Patrick Harris writing under a pseudonym?

ETA: yeah, yeah, yeah. STP.