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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Assbreather anyone?

You hold your breath when you're down there?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
1. mouthbreather
1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.

2. a really dumb person.

2. mouthbreather
anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.
"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."

3. mouthbreather
A person who breathes loudly through their mouth with a nasally voice. Generally seen playing Dungeons and Dragons in the school library and looking at pictures of naked anime women in the computer labs.
Studies indicate that mouth breathers also have loud obnoxious laughter.
The ugly guy with the long red hair who is taking an arts degree but likes to pretend he's in Computer Science.

I was taught it referred to a genetic defect frequently occurring among the marry-yer-cuzzin crowd. The offspring are born with a sufficiently deviated septum to make nasal breathing impossible.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I saw it a couple of weeks ago and found it highly entertaining. But the ending was ridiculous. They can't figure out what to do with the sexually aggressive woman, so they sent her to an asylum?

I did like the way they turned the traditional cliches of noble poor and corrupt rich on their heads, though. Really, weren't you shocked that Andrew McCarthy cheated on his SAT?!!

Little-known fact. I went to the college it was filmed at during the filming. I was running to an exam when they shot the first take of Rob Lowe going out Andrew McCarthy's window.

He was running toward the sidewalk I was barrelling down and we collided. Yep, I almost broke Rob Lowe's nose. How's that for a brush with fame?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Little-known fact. I went to the college it was filmed at during the filming. I was running to an exam when they shot the first take of Rob Lowe going out Andrew McCarthy's window.

He was running toward the sidewalk I was barrelling down and we collided. Yep, I almost broke Rob Lowe's nose. How's that for a brush with fame?

Whew! It's such a pretty nose! I am sure there are women who show that nose to their surgeons when getting their septums undeviated.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Little-known fact. I went to the college it was filmed at during the filming. I was running to an exam when they shot the first take of Rob Lowe going out Andrew McCarthy's window.

He was running toward the sidewalk I was barrelling down and we collided. Yep, I almost broke Rob Lowe's nose. How's that for a brush with fame?

Little known fact: I had the room right next door to Chris Knight's and Mitch whatever-his-name was from Real Genius, though they'd filmed the movie a few years before I got there. My closet, sadly, did not lead to anything interesting, nor did anyone turn the hallway into a winter wonderland. We got really drunk and high a lot, though.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Come on... a tiny flaccid dick is not going to yield a flagpole-like erection. There's only so much flesh to expand.

The human body is an amazing thing. That tunnel that feels so nice and tight on your 6 inches can expand to have a watermelon pass through it. Think about it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The human body is an amazing thing. That tunnel that feels so nice and tight on your 6 inches can expand to have a watermelon pass through it. Think about it.

And encourage Kegle exercises.

Scary note: I googled to try and figure out proper spelling, and there are products you can buy and a "device" to help with Kegle exercises. I was to scared to further investigate.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The human body is an amazing thing. That tunnel that feels so nice and tight on your 6 inches can expand to have a watermelon pass through it. Think about it.

Ah, birth control.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ah, birth control.

Not if you get drunk and someone knocks that watermelon out of there.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And encourage Kegle exercises.

Scary note: I googled to try and figure out proper spelling, and there are products you can buy and a "device." I was to scared to further investigate.

If you're talking about Betty's Barbell, it's really not scary. It's barely 6 inches long.

So I hear. From a friend with a Good Vibes catalog.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Not if you get drunk and someone knocks that watermelon out of there.

The mind reels.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore
Not if you get drunk and someone knocks that watermelon out of there.

Yet more proof that Minnesotans party like no others.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The basement is not a good place to hide to masturbate. For some bizarre reason, I did that after we bought the place. I found myself standing there, thinking "Why the fuck did I jsut do that?" I initially thought "Well, maybe I'm trying to 'Christen' the house... the wiofe would never let me fuck her in the basement." But then I realized, I hadn't masturbated in the kitchen. So why would I start with the basement? Perhaps it was the filthy space that got me going... who knows? I guess its a good think I didn't do it in the kitchen, since the neighbors kids are always running around our yard. "Hi, dad, I need bail money... Oh, her? She left me..."

You masturbate to Stern?

ETA: I'm glad I live alone and in a neighborhood without many kids. A vibrator in every room!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You masturbate to Stern?

Christ no. I think Asia's "Heat of the Moment" was playing. Maybe that was what got me rolling... It just... speaks to me...

"I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe this smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidence arose from circumstance
One thing lead to another we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

{chorus}

And now you find yourself in 82
The disco hotspots hold no charm for you
You can’t concern yourself with bigger things
You catch the pearl and ride the dragon’s wings

{chorus}

And when your looks are gone and you’re alone
How many nights you sit beside the phone
What were the things you wanted for yourself
Teenage ambition you remember well

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And encourage Kegle exercises.

Scary note: I googled to try and figure out proper spelling, and there are products you can buy and a "device" to help with Kegle exercises. I was to scared to further investigate.

They are called Kegel balls. I have some, but mine also vibrate, for fun.