» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
 |
|
08-29-2006, 10:17 PM
|
#4741
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Follow-up for Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Creme fraiche
|
Which is much better than apple butter if you want my opinion.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
08-29-2006, 10:18 PM
|
#4742
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Follow-up for Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I had to read that three times before I realized it contained a typo.
I meant I could help her assume the position.
Because I am most helpful.
|
We'd settle for pictures of that.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
08-29-2006, 10:20 PM
|
#4743
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
What do you do with a BA in English?
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Translation: what the hell are you talking about, Not Bob?
I was pretentiously noting by allusion that I read the Classics Comics version of Proust's Remembrence of Things Past, in which the scent of a madeline brings back all sorts of childhood memories.
In other words, like Not Nick, you told me what was going on. (And also just like those explanations, I didn't really get it, but that's because I am grammar-impaired, as we all know.) Unlike Not Nick, however, your explanation didn't include calling me any names while doing so. Had you called me something with some combination of "retarded" "doofus" or "dorkwad," I would be swiming in the misty, water-colored memories of a 9 year old Not Bobby, drinking Tang, playing with GI Joe (the one with the kung-fu grip, of course), and watching my uncles laugh at each other.
|
I was 11 before I developed my kung fu grip.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
08-29-2006, 10:22 PM
|
#4744
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
|
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think she looks sexy there, but I'm biased.
|
2. I would scisssor that.
__________________
"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
|
|
|
|
|
08-29-2006, 10:23 PM
|
#4745
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Follow-up for Wonk
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sex-y party.
Family Guy Timmy
|
At this point, I would just like to say how delighted I am that this thread title has lasted this long.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 12:55 AM
|
#4746
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
|
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]
|
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 01:07 AM
|
#4747
|
|
Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
|
MMMmmmmm. Cookies.
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I wonder how it compares to curry or camembert (or both?).
Didn't the self-smeller guy (from Yahoo! days of yore) claim that his man-privates smelled of freshly baked cookies?
|
I thought that was Sebby back in his Raooouuuullll days. No? |
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 01:19 AM
|
#4748
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]
|
You want us all to ignore you? Hmmmmmm. |
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 01:50 AM
|
#4749
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
|
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You want us all to ignore you? Hmmmmmm.
|
Actually, I want to win the K race. Stealthily. |
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 02:00 AM
|
#4750
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Actually, I want to win the K race. Stealthily.
|
250 left to go. What will you name the board if you win? |
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 09:45 AM
|
#4751
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
|
I'll name it "Penske forever- the Sequel"
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
250 left to go. What will you name the board if you win?
|
File under "not all married woman are happy and fulfilled," and some learn it really early in the marriage.
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dl...28/1008/NEWS02
- W. Brookfield man spends wedding night in jail
SOUTHBRIDGE— A West Brookfield man spent his wedding night in a cell after he allegedly kicked a police officer at his wedding reception yesterday, then violated a restraining order taken out by his new bride.
....
....
....
Police said he then went to his brother’s home in Webster and, despite being served with a restraining order that forbade him to contact his wife of five hours, placed a call to her in West Brookfield.
okay, so your new husband is drinking too much at your reception- at what point do you go from "the drunk shit isn't getting any tonight" to "Your honor I am in fear of him and need a restraining order?"
That had to be one serious drunk right there.
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-30-2006 at 10:00 AM..
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 10:49 AM
|
#4753
|
|
Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
|
Like Hank with the Worcester Telegram & Gazette, I read the FT* so you don't have to.
- The Best Newcomer award [at the Edinburgh Festival] went to 24-year-old Josie Long for her show Kindness and Exuberance, which lives perfectly up to its title, being a deliberately lo-fi, ramshackle affair of indomitable cheerfulness. Indeed, Long may have changed my life (I'll report back next year) with her observation on the pointlessness of being cynical all the time: it's not, she says, as if somebody's going to come up to you on your death-bed and give you a prize for it, telling you, "Well done - you haven't enjoyed any of it!"
* page 8, today, or search today's on-line edition for terms above, but my browser won't copy the damned url for some reason I can't grok
__________________
“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
|
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 10:50 AM
|
#4754
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Like Hank with the Worcester Telegram & Gazette, I read the FT* so you don't have to.
- The Best Newcomer award [at the Edinburgh Festival] went to 24-year-old Josie Long for her show Kindness and Exuberance, which lives perfectly up to its title, being a deliberately lo-fi, ramshackle affair of indomitable cheerfulness. Indeed, Long may have changed my life (I'll report back next year) with her observation on the pointlessness of being cynical all the time: it's not, she says, as if somebody's going to come up to you on your death-bed and give you a prize for it, telling you, "Well done - you haven't enjoyed any of it!"
* page 8, today, or search today's on-line edition for terms above, but my browser won't copy the damned url for some reason I can't grok
|
I hear FT who *wouldn't* like a salmon color newspaper [I know, Ty you do the online edition but it is cool even so] |
|
|
|
|
08-30-2006, 10:59 AM
|
#4755
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
|
I'll name it "Penske forever- the Sequel"
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That had to be one serious drunk right there.
|
Is that your k-race game face?
__________________
[Dictated but not read]
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
