Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did she know beforehand or was it a surprise? I ask because I had a friend who hooked up with a guy who kept telling her that he had a hard time finding condoms that were big enough. It sounded like bragging. YOu know how you guys are.

But after breaking a handful of condoms, she realized he wasn't lying. And I won't tell you what the gynecologist said to her, in a crowded waiting room, because she would kill me.

I think she knew.

You don't need to be hung like an elephant to send a woman to the gyno. My wife got a case of "Honeymoon-itis" years ago, after we first met. We'd both come off droughts... Doc told told her she was basically wearing out the goods. I felt like a badass.

Then we got married. Now we have a kid. Problem solved.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
Slaves latest converts from the left.

I'm no Leftie. In fact, I support guns, alcohol and firearms for all. But that said, those shirts might as well read "fuck me in the ass really hard and steal a six pack on the way out of my place."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think she knew.

You don't need to be hung like an elephant to send a woman to the gyno. My wife got a case of "Honeymoon-itis" years ago, after we first met. We'd both come off droughts... Doc told told her she was basically wearing out the goods. I felt like a badass.

Then we got married. Now we have a kid. Problem solved.

dude, I never thought of you as a credit hog. Adl said he was with you when you met her, and with you those first weeks, until she decided which one she liked best.

this was before you started shaving the pubes? you probably have that soreness to thank for her picking you. the road probably just seemed easier.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
1. I find your familiarity with child literature vaguely disquieting.

Child literature? That's not G, it's PG.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by taxwonk
1. I find your familiarity with child literature vaguely disquieting.

I only knew this by googling after reading you post, but is it a whiff to point out that SS seems to paying haam-edge to PG Wodehouse?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I only knew this by googling after reading you post, but is it a whiff to point out that SS seems to paying haam-edge to PG Wodehouse?

STP even on Sundays.

I also apparently don't know the difference between quote and edit.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Tables R Us

If I never see an image of Che again, it will be too soon.

His iconization is also indicative of something. The man was basically in charge of Fidel´s secret police and execution of political enemies. He was Cuba´s Chemical Ali and Pol Pot wrapped up in a leprosy doctor´s, asthmatic body.

And, if anything, his journal for The Motorcycle Diaries shows that he was a petty thief, scoundrel, grifter, and abusive of the hospìtality of those who helped him. He was the type of traveller who gives other travellers bad names and sours people against offering aid and assistance.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dude, I never thought of you as a credit hog. Adl said he was with you when you met her, and with you those first weeks, until she decided which one she liked best.

this was before you started shaving the pubes? you probably have that soreness to thank for her picking you. the road probably just seemed easier.

Adl was strictly back door. Are you this reckless with your recollections in court?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I only knew this by googling after reading you post, but is it a whiff to point out that SS seems to paying haam-edge to PG Wodehouse?

I don't think it's really a whiff. The Code of the Woosters was published in 1938, when wonk was still a child.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Child literature? That's not G, it's PG.

Necessarily so... considering all those scholarly interpretations of the text.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nobody cares about the hair.

Hank's clients do. They're into his "sex kitten" coif and complexion.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nobody cares about the hair.

The lack of hair, on the other hand, is a HUGE issue that will be discussed for years.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Necessarily so... considering all those scholarly interpretations of the text.

I just saw an AARP commercial where the soundtrack was the Buzzcocks. Interpret that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just saw an AARP commercial where the soundtrack was the Buzzcocks. Interpret that.

Sounds about right.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought Wonk was a bear on the dl, no?

The saddest thing about the curent anti-gay climate is that openly homophobic men, like Penske, think that the fact they are transvestites allows them to cast anti-gay stones at others and hide beneath their tacky leather skirts.