Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Poll:

How long do you believe the average woman's period runs, from first visible signs to last.

I'd never be so forward as to ask anyone to reveal such a personal stat about themselves; I'm just curious as to what people believe to be the average.

Why? What's Mrs. Tomato Basil telling you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Poll:

How long do you believe the average woman's period runs, from first visible signs to last.

I'd never be so forward as to ask anyone to reveal such a personal stat about themselves; I'm just curious as to what people believe to be the average.

I would guess 4 to 5 days is average. But I've never done a poll.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by dtb
I could have sworn I posted about [Eats, Shoots & Leaves] prior to leaving for vacation. My husband has been scouring book stores looking for this very tome. Apparently, it's a really hot item! (Not that I'm surprised, of course.)

While he is waiting, there are some amusing books on punctuation and grammar available now:

"The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager and the Doomed" by Karen Gordon

"The Well Tempered Sentence: A Punctuation Handbook for the Innocent, the Eager and the Damned" by Karen Gordon

I have both of these and they are much more fun than Strunk & White. The illustrations are very gothic -- if BRC doesn't have these books, she should.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? What's Mrs. Tomato Basil telling you?

27 days, I'm guessing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? What's Mrs. Tomato Basil telling you?

In the interests of protecting his wife from his wrath, I hold that the average is 10-12 days, from first spotting to absolute last smidgen of anything that might have blood cells in it.

But I could be lying in an attempt to protect the possibly beleagured Mr. VanNuys.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

But I could be lying in an attempt to protect the possibly beleagured Mr. VanNuys.

Don't you mean Mrs. VanNuys?

PS. This is a post solely for the sake of posting.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't you mean Mrs. VanNuys?

PS. This is a post solely for the sake of posting.

Dammit. Yes. Crap.

PS I love your posts, even when they are just for the sake of posting.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

PS. This is a post solely for the sake of posting.

Out of my yard missy.

I hereby claim all Intellectual Property rights to
1. Posting just to post
and
2. Hey, look what I read.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Out of my yard missy.

I hereby claim all Intellectual Property rights to
1. Posting just to post
and
2. Hey, look what I read.

STFU, B.

I hereby claim on behalf of tmdiva all rights to "missy." And she's an actual IP lawyer so don't go trodding on her toes, MISSY.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Out of my yard missy.

I hereby claim all Intellectual Property rights to
1. Posting just to post
and
2. Hey, look what I read.

This is acceptable. Every family has a Fredo.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? What's Mrs. Tomato Basil telling you?

Ew. It just occurred to me that if a follow-up question is whether it's normal for there to be bits of basil appearing in with the tomato, the answer is an emphatic NO. Take her to the dr.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
STFU, B.

I hereby claim on behalf of tmdiva all rights to "missy." And she's an actual IP lawyer so don't go trodding on her toes, MISSY.

Make me.

I assume you have a license to use that phrase here?

Edited to add taunt.

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
Poll:

How long do you believe the average woman's period runs, from first visible signs to last.

According to Maxim Magazine, the correct answer to this question is (1) who the fuck cares and (2) pass me another beer.

I'm sure that JAMA and, say, Cosmo, may offer an alternate answer.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is acceptable. Every family has a Fredo.

The Not family, of course, has more than one.


Nc,S

[Dave]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

I hereby claim all Intellectual Property rights to

2. Hey, look what I read.

In the spirit of blithely ignoring such rules (hi RIAA!), I give you top british baby names for 2003

There were actually 91 parents (or sets of parents) drunk enough to name their daughters 'Chardonnay'.