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03-24-2005, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The human body is an amazing thing. That tunnel that feels so nice and tight on your 6 inches can expand to have a watermelon pass through it. Think about it.
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The Rabbit just wasn't satisfying enough?
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03-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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#4757
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Rabbit just wasn't satisfying enough?
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You seem to misunderstand the appeal of the rabbit. |
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03-24-2005, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You seem to misunderstand the appeal of the rabbit.
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Only when it comes to you, since, unlike a watermelon, you can't eat it when you're done.
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03-24-2005, 06:00 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
They are called Kegel balls. I have some, but mine also vibrate, for fun.
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Are the similar to ben wa* balls?
*Spelling courtesy of Tequila Mockingbird
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03-24-2005, 06:02 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when it comes to you, since, unlike a watermelon, you can't eat it when you're done.
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Sure you can. Here are 102 ways to enjoy rabbit.
http://www.justgamerecipes.com/inxrab.html
I'm sure they're especially tasty served with fresh Kegel balls.
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03-24-2005, 06:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when it comes to you, since, unlike a watermelon, you can't eat it when you're done.
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I don't know why your people are so enamoured of watermelon. I find it insipid.
And, I was wondering Kegal balls vs. ben wa balls as well . . . |
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03-24-2005, 06:06 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Are the similar to ben wa* balls?
*Spelling courtesy of Tequila Mockingbird
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Yes. |
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03-24-2005, 06:06 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find watermelon insipid.
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translation: No one has ever figured out a way to fry watermelon.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 03-24-2005 at 06:09 PM..
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03-24-2005, 06:10 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
translation: No one has ever figured out a way to fry watermelon.
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Breaded, in butter and garlic. DElish.
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03-24-2005, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Heat of the Moment
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Christ no. I think Asia's "Heat of the Moment" was playing. Maybe that was what got me rolling... It just... speaks to me...
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You should add Jackyl to your playlist.
See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
Gotto find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty little whore
To get my cock she'd walk through the flames of hell
Cause I can always tell when she's coming
I can always tell
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03-24-2005, 06:16 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Darwin abhorred.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when it comes to you, since, unlike a watermelon, you can't eat it when you're done.
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She might use an actual rabbit. |
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03-24-2005, 06:22 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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someone hired an image consultant
I came across this when doing some reading about the women's hoop tournament.
Before:
after:
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03-24-2005, 06:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Heat of the Moment
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You should add Jackyl to your playlist.
See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
Gotto find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty little whore
To get my cock she'd walk through the flames of hell
Cause I can always tell when she's coming
I can always tell
CHORUS
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I think that will be the first dance song at my wedding reception. |
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03-24-2005, 06:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Heat of the Moment
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You should add Jackyl to your playlist.
See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is
Gotto find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock
CHORUS
There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty little whore
To get my cock she'd walk through the flames of hell
Cause I can always tell when she's coming
I can always tell
CHORUS
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Holy shit. I heard this song blaring out of a bar in Scottsdale. It sounded like some kind of modern ACDC, but much much worse.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-24-2005, 06:49 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Like a horse
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm still confused as to which mouthbreather definition applies to me.
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All of them.
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