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08-30-2006, 11:00 AM
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#4756
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How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
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08-30-2006, 11:01 AM
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#4757
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Moderator
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What do you do with a BA in English?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I was 11 before I developed my kung fu grip.
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Joe, I've told you it's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.
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08-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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#4758
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What do you do with a BA in English?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Joe, I've told you it's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.
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I think with a BA in English or Poli Sci you could become a paralegal. |
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08-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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#4759
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World Ruler
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Weather Report
It is not raining.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-30-2006, 11:07 AM
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#4760
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Weather Report
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
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you're wrong.
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08-30-2006, 11:11 AM
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#4761
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Weather Report
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
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But, it is overcast. |
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08-30-2006, 11:13 AM
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#4762
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Weather Report
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is not raining.
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Yes, but there's also no humidity. This is a good thing.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-30-2006, 11:17 AM
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#4764
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Weather Report
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, but there's also no humidity. This is a good thing.
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There's no humidity in San Francisco. OTOH, crazy people try to run you down with their SUVs (hi Burger!).
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-30-2006, 11:24 AM
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#4765
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World Ruler
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How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-30-2006, 11:25 AM
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#4766
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Jesus Christ.
Hmph. And ya'll give me shit for my driving.
Aside from the bunny rabbit two years ago, who I still feel guilty about, and a gazillion bugs (but not counting the snowflakes I thought were bugs), I've never come even close to hitting a pedestrian.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-30-2006, 11:30 AM
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#4767
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How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
38E?
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LOL, that is what the tag says Babycakes. I woulda let u verify but I'd spare you that. ha. |
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08-30-2006, 11:33 AM
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#4768
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Pencil-necked Polygamist
- LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- A paper license tag, a salad and stories that didn't make sense pricked the suspicions of a state trooper who stopped the car of a wanted fugitive polygamist in Las Vegas.
But it was the pumping carotid artery in the neck of Warren Steed Jeffs that convinced Nevada Highway Patrolman Eddie Dutchover that he had cornered someone big.
He would've gotten away if he wore the correct collar size.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-30-2006, 11:34 AM
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How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
LOL, that is what the tag says Babycakes. I woulda let u verify but I'd spare you that. ha.
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I think penske has volunteered.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-30-2006, 11:36 AM
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#4770
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How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think penske has volunteered.
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I know, scarily enough. he is not.afraid. I am sure TM will take him to task on that one/have a talking to about that. December, baby. |
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