Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll answer all your questions after I see yours.

TM

It appears there is a demand for a second breasticle photo day. I will participate in that manner, and you all can debate which tits are mine.

So, somebody, set the occasion up and I'll send pixels.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
It appears there is a demand for a second breasticle photo day. I will participate in that manner, and you all can debate which tits are mine.

So, somebody, set the occasion up and I'll send pixels.

Um, tomorrow.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It appears there is a demand for a second breasticle photo day. I will participate in that manner, and you all can debate which tits are mine.

So, somebody, set the occasion up and I'll send pixels.

Hmmm, let me check my calendar . . . oh, tomorrow's good. Or any time, really. I will gladly alter my schedule around yours.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
The Not family, of course, has more than one.


Nc,S

You look familiar to me. Do you have relatives in Dallas by chance?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Um, tomorrow.

Hell, now. It's always breasticle day on the adult board.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand leagl. I too, have been seduced by those hot sperm filled turkey basters and then woken up the next morning and said "good god, what have I done?". I understand completely.


(please don't hit me or anything)

Turkey baster, please.

It's all society's fault really. If society would just embrace me for the person I am, I never would have had to put a penis in my mouth, or elsewhere, and I would have been much, much happier. And the men would have been happier too. Because I really sucked* at blow jobs.


*pun intended


Oh, and by the way, next time I come to your next of the woods, I am going to hunt you down, and then I am going to kick. your. ass.

And then you will have to admit you got your ass kicked by a 5' tall American. And what will that do for your rep?

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You look familiar to me. Do you have relatives in Dallas by chance?

Dallas? Why, I'm sure I do. You can find my relatives wherever there are Nuts!

And you look familiar, too, my dear, but, then, it's probably just that Cosmo-girl flair thing you've got going.

Nuts!

Nc,S

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Um, tomorrow.

I can't, I have to testify against 3 homophobes tomorrow.

Believe me, I would much rather look at BnB's fabulous breasts, but I don't think the judge would accept the excuse that I ignored the 6 subpoenas that were shoved under my door this evening because I wanted to look at tits. But then again, he might be an understanding sort. I am irritated enough at the DA that if I weren't a good, upstanding officer of the court, I would say tough shit you inconsiderate bastard. But alas, I cannot.

If people want to send me pics I can put them on the adult board when I get home.

[Fugee]

The Fugee Dad's other brother called me today and wants to do an intervention on the uncle who wrote the "I could kill you all" letter to Fugee Dad. If the uncle won't agree to voluntarily get help, something involuntary is a possibility on the grounds that he is a danger to himself and others.

My job is to look into the legalities -- what it takes to have someone hospitalized involuntarily for 24/48/72 hours for observation. Who one can call to go on an intervention along with the family members. Etc. This would be in Idaho.

Also, I think it would be a good idea to let his treating physician known he's gone a bit off the deep end. But with HIPAA I can't simply call the clinics in his town and ask if he is a patient there.

If you have any words of wisdom regarding inventions or speaking to his physician without making the clinic violate HIPAA, please PM me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You look familiar to me. Do you have relatives in Dallas by chance?

Shhh! Hank asked that the outing-ay be ix-nayed.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hell, now. It's always breasticle day on the adult board.

This explains perfectly that empty feeling in my life lately. If someone successfully googled and posted shots of Kylie Bax's best features, I might get downright depressed at not seeing them.

Da (at least there's booze) ve

edited to add: and other internet porn (hi, IT!)

[SlaveNoMore]

leagleaze
I can't, I have to testify against 3 homophobes tomorrow.

Believe me, I would much rather look at BnB's fabulous breasts, but I don't think the judge would accept the excuse that I ignored the 6 subpoenas that were shoved under my door this evening because I wanted to look at tits. But then again, he might be an understanding sort. I am irritated enough at the DA that if I weren't a good, upstanding officer of the court, I would say tough shit you inconsiderate bastard. But alas, I cannot.

If people want to send me pics I can put them on the adult board when I get home.

Lest we forget, I can too.

The sacrifices I make for the common good are astounding.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lest we forget, I can too.

The sacrifices I make for the common good are astounding.

Yeah? You learned how to upload files to the server then?

MR can do it though, except he probably could not access such files during the day.

Maybe E/O can do it.

[SlaveNoMore]

Dave
This explains perfectly that empty feeling in my life lately. If someone successfully googled and posted shots of Kylie Bax's best features, I might get downright depressed at not seeing them.

Da (at least there's booze) ve

edited to add: and other internet porn (hi, IT!)

[leagleaze]

This is a good time to remind people, if you want access to the adult board, contact me, e/o or slave. You can contact me via pm or im (leagl_eaze at yahoo.)