A Black Hole of Happiness

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I forget, was it Abba or gwink that stuck her hand down her commando date's pants? I'm thinking Abba. Wouldn't that be a lot quicker than checking for all those signs?

Speaking of which, here is a quick summary/dialogue of my "date" last night.

[I meet him at his place after hauling my cookies to fucking Jersey and having some unidentified but gross Jersey bug crawl over my foot when I'm walking to his apt -- a short walk, so it wasn't all bad. We start talking. Talking, talking and more talking. More talking. Endless talking.]

Him: I guess you didn't come all the way here just to talk.

Me: No.

Him: I thought you might want to talk first.

Me: Why would I want to do that?

Him: Um, you might want to rethink your approach. You are kind of making me feel cheap.

Me: (to myself) Mother. Fucker. just fuck me already.

[We have sex. It's pretty good, but not as good as the last time. I leave. Jeez. I go all the way to Jersey for sex and I get accused of making someone feel cheap. wtf]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But helicopters flying through tunnels, well, that's just: impossible.

Not exactly:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86a_1181938978

Spree (for anyone who really gives a shit about that or actually works somewhere where someone might care anymore): "Liveleak" is an odd website. This link is safe, but the site has all kinds of strange and violent links on it, so caveat emptor.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of which, here is a quick summary/dialogue of my "date" last night.

[I meet him at his place after hauling my cookies to fucking Jersey and having some unidentified but gross Jersey bug crawl over my foot when I'm walking to his apt -- a short walk, so it wasn't all bad. We start talking. Talking, talking and more talking. More talking. Endless talking.]

Him: I guess you didn't come all the way here just to talk.

Me: No.

Him: I thought you might want to talk first.

Me: Why would I want to do that?

Him: Um, you might want to rethink your approach. You are kind of making me feel cheap.

Me: (to myself) Mother. Fucker. just fuck me already.

[We have sex. It's pretty good, but not as good as the last time. I leave. Jeez. I go all the way to Jersey for sex and I get accused of making someone feel cheap. wtf]

I blame Dr. Phil and Queer Eye for the Str8 Guy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
AAAAAHHHH. I don't even like seeing that.

People in Detroit are only 1/10 a regular person.

Don't drive through the Keys. No tunnels, but endless bridges all over the place.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of which, here is a quick summary/dialogue of my "date" last night.

[I meet him at his place after hauling my cookies to fucking Jersey and having some unidentified but gross Jersey bug crawl over my foot when I'm walking to his apt -- a short walk, so it wasn't all bad. We start talking. Talking, talking and more talking. More talking. Endless talking.]

Him: I guess you didn't come all the way here just to talk.

Me: No.

Him: I thought you might want to talk first.

Me: Why would I want to do that?

Him: Um, you might want to rethink your approach. You are kind of making me feel cheap.

Me: (to myself) Mother. Fucker. just fuck me already.

[We have sex. It's pretty good, but not as good as the last time. I leave. Jeez. I go all the way to Jersey for sex and I get accused of making someone feel cheap. wtf]

You want to get them exhausted and lonely from travelling to you, so that they will just want to fuck and not chit-chat. Plus, all they have to do on the trip is think about what's coming up (sts), so they are amped when they arrive.

That's kinda cute that he felt cheap, though.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You want to get them exhausted and lonely from travelling to you, so that they will just want to fuck and not chit-chat. Plus, all they have to do on the trip is think about what's coming up (sts), so they are amped when they arrive.

That's kinda cute that he felt cheap, though.

My view is that he is plenty used to using girls for sex, but not so used to having the tables turned. I think he is out of his depth here. You don't just say to someone that you are not interested in any committment whatsoever and then not expect to be used for sex. Anyhoo, I think I'm done with him for now at least. We both appear to have issues.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My view is that he is plenty used to using girls for sex, but not so used to having the tables turned. I think he is out of his depth here. You don't just say to someone that you are not interested in any committment whatsoever and then not expect to be used for sex.

That's why it's cute! Plus he probably tries to act like he's not just using them for sex, whereas you just come out and say it. Hah.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Keeping the puke in for the bridge/tunnel ride is the sign of a truly classy lady.

klassy, if you will.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

[We have sex. It's pretty good, but not as good as the last time.

Maybe because it was in Jersey? Should you give him one last shot inside TCOTU?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Here.

Wow, that woman is hot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) Should you give him one last shot inside TCOTU?

is TCOTU a euphenism here?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wow, that woman is hot.

That's what I thought. She looked naughty.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is TCOTU a euphenism here?

Double entendre is the term you're looking for.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of which, here is a quick summary/dialogue of my "date" last night.

[I meet him at his place after hauling my cookies to fucking Jersey and having some unidentified but gross Jersey bug crawl over my foot when I'm walking to his apt -- a short walk, so it wasn't all bad. We start talking. Talking, talking and more talking. More talking. Endless talking.]

Him: I guess you didn't come all the way here just to talk.

Me: No.

Him: I thought you might want to talk first.

Me: Why would I want to do that?

Him: Um, you might want to rethink your approach. You are kind of making me feel cheap.

Me: (to myself) Mother. Fucker. just fuck me already.

[We have sex. It's pretty good, but not as good as the last time. I leave. Jeez. I go all the way to Jersey for sex and I get accused of making someone feel cheap. wtf]

you need to send a signal that you would like the talking to stop. like in Pulp Fiction, samuel Jackson shoots the boy's friend to stop the boy from talking more. you just need to take some action that signals the prior talking is ending, and some other more physical action will now begin. I'm sure you can think of steps to take.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My view is that he is plenty used to using girls for sex, but not so used to having the tables turned. I think he is out of his depth here. You don't just say to someone that you are not interested in any committment whatsoever and then not expect to be used for sex. Anyhoo, I think I'm done with him for now at least. We both appear to have issues.

It's just as well. I think I speak for every resident of New Jersey when I say we are sick and tired of your sexual carpetbagging.

So slum it somewhere else, sister. The big Jersey street roaches will be waiting to run all over your feet the next time you appear west of the Hudson.