Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
all the times I ever wanted a man I wanted a manly man. I can't ever remember wanted a not manly man.*

*except once when Ty had made this really funny post on Politics.....but that's an exception.

Uhm, yes, sure, whatever. You might want to try adjusting your meds before you try to embrace your sexuality.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Aren't they like everywhere now? Didn't they go around and buy up a lot of the luxury hotels to enlarge the chain?
I know they bought the Four Seasons in Seattle. And one in Hawaii.

http://www.fairmont.com/

Yes. The one I am staying at tonight is not in SF.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's a chain, dude!

I know. Get a sense of history. There's The Fairmont, and then there's a chain of Fairmont hotels that resulted from a merger

Of course, if you're happy dining at Le Cirque on the Strip, or staying at the "Ritz" in any major american city, more power to you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
When I was 6 or 7, I got real upset for some reason, packed a bag of toys and a peanut butter sandwich, and left home in search of freedom from the tyranny of my parents. I found this freedom in the park near my house, and marvelled at my emancipation all day long. Then it got dark, my sandwich was long gone, and I decided to be the bigger person and forgive my parents, and made it home in time for dinner. From that point on, they knew who was boss.

That's almost as good as the time I ran away from home -- well, sort of. I ran behind the curtains (after packing my stuffed animals and some snacks in a suitcase, of course). Not just any old curtains, but big drapes, where I could build a fort. My parents were frantic with worry looking for me, I don't mind telling you.

Who's boss, indeed.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Oh RP, you poor naive thing. It means anal sex. Spinsterhood is really a sad sad thing isn't it? I'd recommend a night out, after all my mom told me that your sexual peak years are a terrible thing to waste.

I was in DC not too long ago, went to a place called Blue Gin. Seemed somewhat hip, possibly too hip for a spinster, but I bet if you showed up after 1 tonight you could find some liquored up senior at GU to let you be his Mrs. Robinson. He probably wouldn't even care if you called him Coltrane as part of the fantasy.

Unfortunately, tonight I have my book group, and they get very pissy if one leaves early, so if you can wait until after Labor Day I might have something to report. But thanks for the tip!

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Bzzzzt. Sorry Hank, all woman, but its obvious to me that your latent gayness is coming to the fore. Instead of hiding behind the veil of locker roomishly comedic homophobia, why not embrace it. Be like McGreevy Hank.

Socking 101 (like you need my guidance, NFHaterialgreedy). Don't you Aloha's buzzphrase (if you wll) like you don't know its been deemed unoriginal and uncool, and well past its sellbydate.

Socking 201

Real women don't post about their breast size (except for SEC Chick) and certianly not in their logo space (or whatever thats called). And they wouldlnt think to add "all-natural" as that is the default state of the breast, unless they were a man.

So, you are over and out. Like Slave said, we haven't seen a new poster since he bought the board. Try again next time. May I offer you a sock? In honor of the boys of summer, how about Baseball Disco Mitt. Or for a lesbo theme, Softball Disco Mitt? You iknow, something nice and summery and seasonal. Just keep it tiddy and shinny.

Be sure to send Rimmer the beads when you are cyber done with them. He loves the taste.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I know. Get a sense of history. There's The Fairmont, and then there's a chain of Fairmont hotels that resulted from a merger

Of course, if you're happy dining at Le Cirque on the Strip, or staying at the "Ritz" in any major american city, more power to you.

Get a sense of humor! That's rich. Burger, sometimes you have to let a burn be a burn. YOu cannnot post hoc you're way out of everything. You are like the ultimate DC guy- always ahve to be right about everything. You are like Bilmore fifteen years ago.

But that was pretty funny. Luckily. I have a sense of humor

Oh and nby the way, the Faiirmont is a chain.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I think you should get together with Hank, the two of you are both looney. Unless you are going to RP's Spinster Book Club tonight too. Maybe you can pull out your vibrator and think about the action I will be getting tonight.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are like Bilmore fifteen years ago.

I miss Bilmore from fifteen years ago. <sniff, sniff>.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Real women don't post about their breast size (except for SEC Chick) and certianly not in their logo space (or whatever thats called).

Can we make another exception for C2d, in case she 1) shows up; and 2) wants to use a nice pic of diamond-hard nipples for her avatar (aka logo space)?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Socking 101 (like you need my guidance, NFHaterialgreedy). Don't you Aloha's buzzphrase (if you wll) like you don't know its been deemed unoriginal and uncool, and well past its sellbydate.

Please tell me you're not linking me with the man sock. Or Greedy. Or are you calling me a sock?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I know. Get a sense of history. There's The Fairmont, and then there's a chain of Fairmont hotels that resulted from a merger

Of course, if you're happy dining at Le Cirque on the Strip, or staying at the "Ritz" in any major american city, more power to you.

OK kids, that's it for me. Show time.

Hope you all have as much fun as I am going to.

And RP I hope that your book club story is at least erotica.

Ta ta,

Mandy

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Not to be a homer, but do you think Prince could have helped at least guard one guy?

Doubtful -- he's 5'4" tops, probably doesn't weigh 100 lbs. soaking wet, and Purple Rain was 20 years ago.

BTW, since when are you from Minnesota (though his purpleness doesn't call us home anymore)??

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tests often test your ability to remember something and spit it back. They usually aren't designed to find out how you think about something or even the real process behind your thoughts and answers. That is why I say they are limited in what they actually test. They are a good measure of a certain kind of intelligence. Do I have to add, "in my opinion" to everything?

In my opinion, I think papers require you to use lots of different types of skills.
TM

I like open book (or open outline) essay tests. All the benefits of the creativity of paper writing without requiring memorization and taking up only a defined period of time. I think all law school exams should be this way and the bar exam too.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Can we make another exception for C2d, in case she 1) shows up; and 2) wants to use a nice pic of diamond-hard nipples for her avatar (aka logo space)?

Oh, she is here. She is just on a posting diet bc it isnt cool to post a lot. She is postorexic.

Or maybe she isnt here bc she got one of those life things and/or alaredy fucked everyone on the board and moved on?

And to be sure, I don't think we ever learned how big csquared's tits are, just how the nips are so hard that a tee, a long sleeved tee, a pull over, a turtleneck, a cardigan, a Burberry wrap and a fluffy down parka could nto conceal them. I miss them. I am sure they are in someone's bathroom with a couple of towels hanging off of them. sniff.