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11-16-2006, 04:01 PM
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#466
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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New Wonderbra
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Those are totally real. (this is just an excuse to get this picture posted again)
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11-16-2006, 04:01 PM
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#467
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ah! Cool. Thanks.
Hmm. Looks like I need to post more.
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OK, so a certain someone has posted like almost 10X as many posts as me?
Flames obviously haven't been working dudes. This person's asbestos suit is ON. |
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11-16-2006, 04:02 PM
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#468
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A pool of my own vomit
Posts: 734
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New Wonderbra
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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While I understand the utility of adjustable/removable straps that can criss-cross or halter or whatever, I don't believe I have ever seen a shirt that would necessitate straps in that particular configuration, but we could just be way behind the fashion curve around here. I would think that one strap would either have to be unusually long, or that it's very uncomfortable.
ETA: I realize that the straps are not the point of the picture. |
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11-16-2006, 04:02 PM
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#469
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Am I the only one who hears the screams?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
True enough, I realize I am generalizing, but sometimes those nice straight lines and peaceful conversation hide the most raging case of passive-aggression ever witnessed by mankind. Full-on aggression can seem a little more honest.
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Good point. I imagine the conversations go something like this:
New York: "Oh my fucking God, can you believe what that fucking douchebag did to me? Fucker cut me off in the fucking elevator, and I had to wait until the next one, and I've got clients upstairs. What the fuck."
Minnesota: "I was wondering if you had a problem similar to the one I had at the office today. Do you know Lars? Well, I think he's great, but today he must have been in a hurry and didn't realize that he accidentally caused me to miss my elevator. Usually this isn't a problem, but I had clients from New York with me and we had to wait for the next elevator and you just know how those New Yorkers are. They were not one bit too happy, I'll tell you what.*"
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*I don't know why I like this so much all of a sudden, but I do and you all will just have to suffer through it. |
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11-16-2006, 04:04 PM
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#470
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK, so a certain someone has posted like almost 10X as many posts as me?
Flames obviously haven't been working dudes. This person's asbestos suit is ON.
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Look on the bright side, you can represent her in her inevitable mesothelioma suit. That's what I call a win-win-win proposition.
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11-16-2006, 04:05 PM
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#471
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Look on the bright side, you can represent her in her inevitable mesothelioma suit. That's what I call a win-win-win proposition.
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Truly ironic. I could get her to complain about having terminal cancer on video for money. |
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11-16-2006, 04:05 PM
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#472
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Am I the only one who hears the screams?
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Originally posted by nononono
Side observation: I once worked at a company that had its admin people located in and staffed from Minnesota. New Yorkers, used to their own style of being "honest"* and blowing up, then cooling down and being all fine with everything, could never understand that it took exactly one hint of "tone" with Deb or Barb and they were persona non grata (should there be e's on the ends of persona and grata?) from that day forward. Both behaving impersonally polite, Barb would never say why she would never, ever help that jerk from New York City again (and perhaps couldn't even articulate it to herself), and Deb sure as hell wasn't going to get over it, either. And the New Yorkers never knew what they'd done, but despite all their ranting and raving and complaining to the Powers That Be, not to mention unloading (ever more unwisely) their frustration on other admin types, they only had solace in the fact that they had plenty of company in their misery, and they all liked to talk about it.
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Translation: My company is filled with pussies.
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11-16-2006, 04:06 PM
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#473
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Do you know who the true winner of all this has been? Here's a hint, she dislikes Vinny Testaverde and she likes driving stick. I fall deeper in love with that poster everyday, it seems. Is that creepy, or am I just maturing?
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Heh.
And can you believe that man still has a job? I mean he and Roethlisberger have perfected the "my helmet looks like a football" schtick.
And creepy, if you're keeping track.
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11-16-2006, 04:07 PM
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#474
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Look on the bright side, you can represent her in her inevitable mesothelioma suit. That's what I call a win-win-win proposition.
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Win-win...win?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-16-2006, 04:09 PM
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#475
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Am I the only one who hears the screams?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sorry. Please don't mug me.
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You don't have to worry about Thurgreed. I am the intimidating one on the board. |
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11-16-2006, 04:09 PM
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#476
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New Wonderbra
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Is it called that because those are Wonderbreasts?
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11-16-2006, 04:10 PM
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#477
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Win-win...win?
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I love Pam, so I say this with all due affection:
Upper-lip wax: $12.
Not having hair on upper lip: priceless. |
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11-16-2006, 04:10 PM
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#478
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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New Wonderbra
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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
While I understand the utility of adjustable/removable straps that can criss-cross or halter or whatever, I don't believe I have ever seen a shirt that would necessitate straps in that particular configuration, but we could just be way behind the fashion curve around here.
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Really?
Sorry, I really meant this, since it's goes with the basic ho look.
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11-16-2006, 04:10 PM
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#479
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Am I the only one who hears the screams?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's what you hear in both states: "You're stupid."
Before you get all sensitive and shit, that was a joke. But this isn't: It sounds to me like you're bitching about New Yorkers.
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Actually, since I'm just eavesdropping, I usually hear either (1) "Fucking Thurgreed is so stupid" or (2) (first guy) "That Thurgreed fellow..." (second guy) "Oh, yah, know what you mean." :-)
But I'm a former New Yorker, (a) so I can bitch and (b) I am just observing, not really bitching.
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11-16-2006, 04:11 PM
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#480
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I love Pam, so I say these three words with all due affection:
Upper-lip wax: $12.
Not having hair on upper lip: priceless.
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Think she doesn't get it waxed to look more homely as Pam?
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