Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[idle acts]

Originally posted by leagleaze
That leads to a good poll. How about the most inappropriate thing a Professor (law or otherwise) has done either to you or that you heard about.

Sorry to be late to the party, but I had an econ prof who slept wiith me, and then "improved" my grade, though I did not ask for him to do so. (either that or I miraculously got 200% on the final, I've never been sure).

Better was the boss who used to stand in front on my desk with his hands in his pockets staring down my blouse. Several co-workers commented on it - he made next to no attempt to hide what he was doing.

[NotFromHere]

Britney's ex-husband was offered $1mill for the wedding video. No info on how much for the consummation video.

Alexander, who was a virtually unknown high school football star before he married Britney Spears, has signed up with Ira Rainess, a young, aggressive sports marketer who has been compared to Jerry Maguire, the agent played by Tom Cruise.

Rainess has his hands full. According to Access Hollywood, Alexander was offered $1 million for a video of him and Britney exchanging vows.

better than the Louisiana Lottery

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I would guess 4 to 5 days is average. But I've never done a poll.

Racist.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

I'm not sure [BB] understand[s] how bra sizes are calculated if [BB] think[s] being a 36A vs. a 34A means I have bigger boobs, but OK.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Bilmore's outdoorsy. Bigger ribcage = bigger lungs to enjoy outdoorsyness.

Correction, BB's thinking: bigger ribcage = bigger lungs to hold their breath longer in the hot tub, or elsewhere.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Are D&G suits any good? Overstock.com has some for $3XX. I have a feeling these are too euro, i.e., too fashionably cut to be sustainable over time.

The cut is very fitted. The patterns are lively, so you may find pinstripe in say purple with strong contrast. The fabric is often lower quality than say armani or zegna. D&G has suits that aren't too trendy, but armani or zegna suits are definitely more "classic".

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

It was here, as I was only 21, I was in his class at the time, and (hi bilmore!) he got me very, very, very drunk -- so drunk that an ethical man would have assumed I lacked capacity to consent.

These days, you'd be more likely to find a prof to play Jimmy Stewart to your Hepburn and after finding you drunk, say "There are RULES about that sort of thing."

But who knows, look at the ex-Dean of Bezerkely.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Keep in mind that I will insist on complete reciprocity from anyone who answers this question. And that I have very high standards for hotness in others, i.e., you will not be graded on a curve. That is all.

You're writing indicates you have the personality and wit to be attractive even if you, like most people, only OK-looking.

Corrected because, although most people are OK-looking, I have doubts on whether most attorneys are worthy of that distinction.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
does unprotected sex with a native american count? or an indian-american? or are you asking us all to board a plane to India this week? because THAT might be hard to fit in (bah dum bum) to the work week.

no. not necessary. Hillary Clinton says you can go to St. Louis and have all the Indian tail you want.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dammit! Once again, I'm wishing I were Apache Chief.

What. Village people? you're construction worker.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Namaste. My name is Babu and I am looking for -- how do you say? -- old maid? Paigow, please give me a call. Namaste.



TM

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How about visiting a St. Louis gas station?

FUCK!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Poll:

How long do you believe the average woman's period runs, from first visible signs to last.

Translation:
"newlywed' has turned to "married awhile"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So Sebby was the guy who used to knock over the beer can pyramids at the naked boy frat?

I wish. I'm told I'm packing a solid sized crank, but alas, my own experimentation has proven that in both flaccid and semi-erect (see: "Chub") states, I cannot take out an empty 1.75 liter Jim Beam bottle (I don't know where you got the beer can thing... it was always liquor bottles).

My wife's carrying around a pair of C's. As to her rib cage size, I've not the slightest.

My cat's pecker could knock over an empty beer can...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch



You're writing indicates you have the personality and wit to be attractive even if you, like most people, only OK-looking.

Corrected because, although most people are OK-looking, I have doubts on whether most attorneys are worthy of that distinction.

Ahem... visit Philly some time. I saw a fucking super hot girl in our lobby the other day and had to rub my eyes to make sure I was awake and then looked out the window at Willie Penn to make sure I was in the right city. Then some sow with a horrible NoPhilly accent waddled by licking a chees steak from her fangs and I recalled exactly why they call it the City of Brotherly Love...

...because the sisters are too ugly to fuck.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
FUCK!

POTD.