Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Ohhh yeeeahhh... I meant to mention this earlier, but this morning, at band camp -- uh, I mean trapeze class, the oddest assortment of people so far were my classmates (I know -- odd people at a trapeze class -- what are the odds?). Three of them had appeared on Reality TV shows. One was on The Apprentice, one was on Average Joe, and one was on something else that I can't remember. Oh, and there was also a jeweler there, and a "tumbler" (whatever that is) too. And me.

unless you are willing to (a) give us the names of the reality folks so that we can google them or (b) discuss in detail the qualities that make your trapeze instructor so hot, your story comes up a bit lacking. maybe fringey could find you a nice creative writing class?

and in FB book club news (yes, I'm too lazy to quote RT's last post in a separate post), I am reading Little Children by Tom Perrotta right now and it is a good summertime read. Here's the Amazon description. But click through the lawtalkers link if you are interested in buying it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're funny, TM.

Straight quote from Seinfeld.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Straight quote from Seinfeld.

TM

Thurgreed stopped writing his own material about two years ago. Now that I read those Port Authority stories again, I think I should've charged more than 20 bucks.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):



He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

Probably, but give her some warning. It takes time to find apartments that allow those Seeing Eye dogs.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):

He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

He looks like a soap opera actor. I don't know how to describe it well -- it's this manufactured masculinity -- what detergent manufacturers and romance novel publishers think real women or NFH would find attractive.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

I think that you should get her to dump you, perhaps by having her catch you having sex with her sister and her best friend while throwing darts at a picture of your gf on which you have drawn horns, a tail and a pitchfork.

Because being the dumper generates bad karma.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

Shocker, since this IS the look she apparently goes for.


eta: What are her digits again?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):


He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?

TM

* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."

You are better looking. That is all.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Probably, but give her some warning. It takes time to find apartments that allow those Seeing Eye dogs.

Untrue. My last three girlfriends had no problems finding apartments.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You are better looking. That is all.

It does not count as mourning if you show that much cleavage.

That is all.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."

Can you believe that shit? Fucker.

Damn. He hit on your girlfriend and stole your smooove lines too? Fucker.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Shocker, since this IS the look she apparently goes for.


eta: What are her digits again?

If you thought about this for a second, you would realize why it's funny on more than one level.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You are better looking. That is all.

Are you saying you're having problems finding an apartment?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Damn. He hit on your girlfriend and stole your smooove lines too? Fucker.

No shit. And get this. Some aussie guy said the same exact thing to her at lunch today (after he removed his wedding ring). Maybe she just looks like a ho.

Wait a second. You've met her. Does she look like a ho?

(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)

TM