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01-14-2005, 10:32 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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spinning classes replace forced marches?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
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This is very wrong and I am outraged that the Pentagon could be so stupid.
Everyone knows that if the female soldiers started to fool around it would help morale, not hurt it. |
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01-14-2005, 10:48 AM
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#4787
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Annoying Oft-Repeated Phrases
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Christ. Do you also say "Oooh, mama, you so fiiiine, I drink a whole tub o' yo' bathwatah"?
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Only when necessary.
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01-14-2005, 11:11 AM
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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As if there weren't already 8 million reasons to hate Microsoft
I just received a spam email from Microsoft suggesting that we all "Share More Photos This Holiday".
I was not aware that MLK Day was a big holiday for photo taking.
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01-14-2005, 11:22 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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As if there weren't already 8 million reasons to hate Microsoft
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
I was not aware that MLK Day was a big holiday for photo taking.
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Sure, Evan. |
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01-14-2005, 11:23 AM
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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As if there weren't already 8 million reasons to hate Microsoft
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sure, Evan.
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Upon further reflection, perhaps Microsoft is endorsing the idea of Breasticle Day?
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01-14-2005, 11:36 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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spinning classes replace forced marches?
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Originally posted by leagleaze
This is very wrong and I am outraged that the Pentagon could be so stupid.
Everyone knows that if the female soldiers started to fool around it would help morale, not hurt it.
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I know I'll have nightmares where I'm inducted, and when I meet my platoon there's Taxwonk or GGG.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-14-2005, 12:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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spinning classes replace forced marches?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know I'll have nightmares where I'm inducted, and when I meet my platoon there's Taxwonk or GGG.
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Spin classes are not gay.
Except for all the gay people who teach and attend them.
I'm not sure if this should go to the politics board, but I just read this and it makes me deeply, deeply sad:
The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot,'' while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet.''
http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/5186428.html
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-14-2005, 12:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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spinning classes replace forced marches?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Spin classes are not gay.
Except for all the gay people who teach and attend them.
I'm not sure if this should go to the politics board, but I just read this and it makes me deeply, deeply sad:
The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot,'' while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet.''
http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/5186428.html
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Flower, I read this line, and thought of you!
The wistful wish of the square to become a hipster can't help but be sad.
(spree: WaPo review of book about American English. Doesn't sound like a must-read. The review caught my eye because the headline used the term "hep cat" and of course I thought of our dear Sebastian.)
Last edited by robustpuppy; 01-14-2005 at 12:45 PM..
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01-14-2005, 12:57 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Most awesome thing I've seen in a while
(Disclaimer:
<---geek)
Darth Tater
Also, doesn't Saturn's moon look like the Death Star
Again, geek.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 01-14-2005 at 01:02 PM..
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01-14-2005, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Not Bob
That's pretty cold, man. Especially this part:- The cougar, described as a male weighing approximately 150 pounds, was spotted at 6:09 a.m. in the 900 block of Laurel Glen Drive. It reportedly crossed an undisclosed property before slinking back into a wooded area.
Palo Alto police Detective Kara Apple said the sighting was reported by a credible witness with "wildlife experience."
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So, Slave was there too.
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01-14-2005, 01:23 PM
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#4796
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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spinning classes replace forced marches?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Flower, I read this line, and thought of you!
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Thanks, Buttercup! You'll always be the sweetest radish in the root garden.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-14-2005, 01:24 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, Slave was there too.
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Tread lightly here. Slave and Paigow had sex once, you know.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-14-2005, 01:29 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Tread lightly here. Slave and Paigow had sex once, you know.
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Is there a slaigow to prove it?
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01-14-2005, 01:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is there a slaigow to prove it?
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01-14-2005, 01:50 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's not you?
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if he was, and Paigow home-schooled him, that would explain a lot.
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