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08-11-2006, 01:54 PM
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#4786
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Bifurcated whole-leg-covering garment repair
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He used to use Raoul Duke as his screen name, but he put extra vowels in it for some reason and it looked really hugely stupid. And he was a big asshole back then. Marriage and baby have mellowed him.
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Somebody had taken the correct spelling. I was desperate to post the news item about Jimmy Hoffa's head being found in a giant tuna.
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08-11-2006, 01:55 PM
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#4787
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read otherwise in a certain someone's blog.
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I am obviously not in the loop. All theories regarding chapstick as lube are both (1) my own and (2) untested by me. |
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08-11-2006, 01:56 PM
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#4788
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Isn't it frustrating when you feel like you're talking to a wall and no matter how many times you make your point to someone, that poster keeps coming back, again and again and again with the same type of response?
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Yes, it's like corresponding with Ty on the politics board.
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08-11-2006, 01:58 PM
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#4789
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A few here wouldn't mind seeing you garroted... I think I misspelled gavotte.
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I know, but you have a soft spot for me. admit it. |
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08-11-2006, 01:59 PM
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#4790
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. I think this is formerly-treaded territory on this board. I have about 50 or so lip balms. I like at least one to be within arm's reach at all times. If the airlines expect me to give up lip balm and water, I will be one cranky customer.
For water, I am hoping that I can bring an empty bottle on, then ask the flight attendant to fill it with water out of her bottle. Then I will be able to fly. It's either that or I will be bugging her to fill my glass every 10 minutes or so. I'm kind of a nut about flying with plenty of water.
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Hmm, I hadn't realized before that I am your sock puppet. Except I only own about 5 lip balms.
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08-11-2006, 02:01 PM
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#4791
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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So
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
2. In a pinch, you could use Chapstick as moisturizer or cuticle cream, although I don't think it would be a good sub for astroglide.
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There's at least one regular poster on this board who can, with authority, say otherwise.
ETA: Damn, Gwinky, beat me to the punch.
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08-11-2006, 02:05 PM
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#4792
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I know, but you have a soft spot for me. admit it.
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No, that's the wet spot, and yes, you have to sleep on it.
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08-11-2006, 02:06 PM
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#4793
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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So
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read otherwise in a certain someone's blog.
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I thought it was Paul Mitchell's leave-in conditioner. Are we talking about the same certain someone?
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08-11-2006, 02:15 PM
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#4794
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, that's the wet spot, and yes, you have to sleep on it.
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well, he did say he was into bukkake. |
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08-11-2006, 02:16 PM
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#4795
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I know, but you have a soft spot for me. admit it.
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Leave my taint alone...
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08-11-2006, 02:18 PM
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#4796
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Leave my taint alone...
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Look, Sebby a BIGLAW rant from a banker website.
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/ |
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08-11-2006, 02:26 PM
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#4797
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Shoe Repair
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I know, but you have a soft spot for me. admit it.
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Are you going to show us your TITS, or what?
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08-11-2006, 02:27 PM
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#4798
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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So
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read otherwise in a certain someone's blog.
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Not mine, but I would think if you got it warmed to body temp before trying to smear it around, Chapstick would make a perfectly fine lube. Not sure whether it has ingredients that would degrade latex, though.
Other lip balms would work much better. Chapstick is particularly waxy at room temp. |
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08-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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#4799
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You really don't get me too well, do you? I agree with that piece's conclusion, but whatever...
I've got other plans...
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08-11-2006, 02:30 PM
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#4800
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So
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was Paul Mitchell's leave-in conditioner. Are we talking about the same certain someone?
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The best hand job cream available. You can just rub the remainder into the area surrounding the shaft and, presto, perfectly conditioned pubes.
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