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Old 08-30-2006, 12:00 PM   #4786
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What is this "rain" of which you speak? Your strange culture interests me. Tell me of this. You seem not to like it.


PS I assume you brought your umbrella today?
uh-oh, what personality is this one today, that knows not of rain?
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:01 PM   #4787
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If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
Maybe your imaginary friend was telling you "hey, it's not good for you to have not eaten lunch at 3 pm. You need to take better care of yourself."
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:01 PM   #4788
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If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:01 PM   #4789
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Maybe your imaginary friend was telling you "hey, it's not good for you to have not eaten lunch at 3 pm. You need to take better care of yourself."
Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:03 PM   #4790
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And I am off curry for a while after today. Thanks, everyone! Disgusting bunch of savages that you are.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:03 PM   #4791
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Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.
Who here did not guess that the imaginary friend was fringey? You just have a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:05 PM   #4792
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If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????
So what did you end up having for lunch?
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:05 PM   #4793
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Who here did not guess that the imaginary friend was fringey? You just have a certain je ne sais quoi.
Anyone who has ever IMed with me could have identified me in ONE SECOND. Because I'm obsessed with lunch.

I meant sneakier in that I should have made "that's not helpful" about her (a la Not Bob) instead of confessing it was really that I felt she was not being helpful to me.
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If imaginary friend had commented on how really it's important to eat, and that it should be a priority to eat at least SOMETHING on particularly bad days because hunger does no one any good, and had gotten blown off, I might conclude that imaginary friend had tired of fighting a losing battle.

Or, real food is more important to imaginary friend than the imaginary friends of imaginary friend are.

Look, I was really fucking hungry and nothing sounded appealing. I am sorry I was insensitive to your needs.



ETA expecting me to value people above food is like expecting TM to say polite nice things and leave out the truth after you meet him in Central of Grandness for the sole reason of having him evaluate your appearance. I mean, what board have you been reading?????
Go to the beat up Mexican place on Ocean Ave. in Santa Monica right next to the Marriott with the funny name. You are close enough you should go there whenever nothing motivates you, because once there you'll be motivated.
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So what did you end up having for lunch?
Macaroni and cheese with ham and tomato option and steamed broccoli. And I think a DDP.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:06 PM   #4796
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Anyone who has ever IMed with me could have identified me in ONE SECOND. Because I'm obsessed with lunch.

I meant sneakier in that I should have made "that's not helpful" about her (a la Not Bob) instead of confessing it was really that I felt she was not being helpful to me.
Thank you for setting me straight.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:07 PM   #4797
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If you had an imaginary friend who IM'd you "what did you have for lunch today?" and you responded "nothing" and it was 3pm, which means that your day was not so fun and you were probably really hungry, and your imaginary friend then wrote, "that's not helpful," would you conclude that your imaginary friend only cares about food and not about people?
I'd think that my imaginary friend had a difficulty assessing time zone differences.
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Go to the beat up Mexican place on Ocean Ave. in Santa Monica right next to the Marriott with the funny name. You are close enough you should go there whenever nothing motivates you, because once there you'll be motivated.
Do you KNOW how long it takes to get past the 405? It took me 40 minutes to get to fucking Sawtelle yesterday.
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Motherfucker. I need to learn to be sneakier.
You should have NotBob do your PR. Let a smile be your motherfucking umbrella.
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:08 PM   #4800
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Thank you for setting me straight.
I am going to go get breakfast. Bagel and cream cheese, for the record. The bagel will be sesame seed or poppy seed.
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