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01-08-2004, 01:05 AM
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#4801
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Question for the board
Originally posted by skeks in the city
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most people [are] only OK-looking
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
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Ahem... visit Philly some time. ... I recalled exactly why they call it the City of Brotherly Love... because the sisters are too ugly to fuck.
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Maybe you're observations are skewed by seeing too many obese, middle-aged paralegals and secretaries.
But most people my age, give or take (or younger), seem OK-looking. Somewhere between paigow's and bilmore's age that probably no longer holds up, but it works well enough for people under 40.
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01-08-2004, 01:10 AM
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#4802
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Nicole Richie Flashing
See above (spree: tits) - http://7pounds.net/forums/index.php?...e=post&id=5061
That threesome she and Paris suggested is not as appealing as I thought.
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01-08-2004, 01:29 AM
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#4803
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Nicole Richie Flashing
Blech. I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick. |
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01-08-2004, 02:05 AM
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#4804
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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Nicole Richie Flashing
Yipes! Your spree was utterly inadequate. Should have read "nasty, skanky tits" |
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01-08-2004, 02:35 AM
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#4805
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Nicole Richie Flashing
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Originally posted by idle acts
Yipes! Your spree was utterly inadequate. Should have read "nasty, skanky tits"
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No, it's not the tits so much as the beer belly.
She's got an odd figure, slender thighs and beer belly. Most women would carry more weight in the ass and thighs.
Maybe her personal trainer is not stressing the crunches so much. Obviously, she hasn't done crunches in a few years. If ever. |
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01-08-2004, 09:20 AM
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#4806
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Breasticles Poll - bra size
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wish. I'm told I'm packing a solid sized crank, but alas, my own experimentation has proven that in both flaccid and semi-erect (see: "Chub") states, I cannot take out an empty 1.75 liter Jim Beam bottle (I don't know where you got the beer can thing... it was always liquor bottles).
My wife's carrying around a pair of C's. As to her rib cage size, I've not the slightest.
My cat's pecker could knock over an empty beer can...
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You told me they were Bs. Thats a bit less classy, sir. Well, you're married to it. too late now. |
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01-08-2004, 09:25 AM
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#4807
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Nicole Richie Flashing
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Originally posted by idle acts
Yipes! Your spree was utterly inadequate. Should have read "nasty, skanky tits"
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For those of us who choose not to look at nudity at the office, can you describe what makes tits skanky? I assume they are fake, because how can real ones be skanky?
this is ironic bc i saw something on the E True Hollywood Story: The Hilton Sisters (a low moment in my life) where the girls were quoted as saying that fake boobs are so stripper (!) and classy(!!). This was on a magazine cover by the way. If someeone could find it and repost it here, I would be much obliged. Clearly its avatar material.
And on a totally unrlated topic- what exactly is Dubonnet and does anyone actually drink it>? |
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01-08-2004, 10:18 AM
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#4808
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Nicole Richie Flashing
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
For those of us who choose not to look at nudity at the office, can you describe what makes tits skanky? I assume they are fake, because how can real ones be skanky?
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If those tits are fake, she should demand a refund from her doc. They just don't match her body. She's rather chubby and her tits aren't particularly large, especially compared with her protruding gut. That, in combination with the outfit and the way she's exposing her breasts makes her look low-grade stripper-ish.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And on a totally unrlated topic- what exactly is Dubonnet and does anyone actually drink it>?
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It's a French sweet vermouth, and no I don't drink Manhattans. You're thinking of this guy.
More information here.
http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products...d=231&catid=31
Spree: Dubonnet -- duh
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-08-2004, 10:25 AM
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#4809
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Confidential to leagl
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It appears there is a demand for a second breasticle photo day. I will participate in that manner, and you all can debate which tits are mine.
So, somebody, set the occasion up and I'll send pixels.
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ease-Play ut-pay e-may on-ay e-thay adult-ay oard-bay.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-08-2004, 10:27 AM
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#4810
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David Cross in DC!
My main man. David Cross, and star of the apparently brilliant Arrested Development which I still havent seen, is coming to DC on January 15-17th! Perhaps we will have our own little ACL here?
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01-08-2004, 10:28 AM
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#4811
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Confidential to leagl - Reprise
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Originally posted by spookyfish
ease-Play ut-pay e-may on-ay e-thay adult-ay oard-bay.
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Back when it was just people sharing porn, it sounded kind of trite.
But if it involves actual nudie pics of FB'ers, well, what he said.
Whatever that was.
(Please.) |
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01-08-2004, 10:41 AM
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#4812
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Confidential to leagl - Reprise
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Originally posted by bilmore
Back when it was just people sharing porn, it sounded kind of trite.
But if it involves actual nudie pics of FB'ers, well, what he said.
Whatever that was.
(Please.)
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I will not send in pictures of my boobies if I will be the only one doing so. It's too Hilton Sisters for me.
Another thing: How do I explain to my husband why I need him to take photos of my mostly naked torso? |
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01-08-2004, 10:44 AM
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#4813
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
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Confidential to leagl - Reprise
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I will not send in pictures of my boobies if I will be the only one doing so. It's too Hilton Sisters for me.
Another thing: How do I explain to my husband why I need him to take photos of my mostly naked torso?
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The human body is a temple and one needs no excuses to worship it.
Mostly naked? |
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01-08-2004, 10:45 AM
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#4814
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Confidential to leagl - Reprise
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Another thing: How do I explain to my husband why I need him to take photos of my mostly naked torso?
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Several ways, two of which I can think of off the top of my head:
(a) I would like to show them to all my imaginary friends
(b) here's a camera. I'm going to get undressed. take some pictures.
(just between us, (b) works quite well.) |
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01-08-2004, 10:51 AM
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#4815
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Confidential to leagl - Reprise
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Another thing: How do I explain to my husband why ...
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Most cameras will let you set a timer, so you can go around front and take the picture yourself. Look for a small button or dial on the front, generally one you can turn, with a " . . ." around the side, or some number, often up to 10 (as in seconds before clicking) or 30.
Alternatively, use a mirror.
Of course, if you are doing this in your office, you should shut the door first. |
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