Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[baltassoc]

On closer examination of a still picture (thanks Chef!), I submit an additional piece of evidence that the boobage was pre-meditated: the cups of Janet's bustier are attached by snaps. Check the photo on the adult board; you'll see what I mean.

Given the multitude of dangers one faces while performing live, why would one create a costume with a built-in complication that can only lead to a bad* thing?

* well, according to the NFL and CBS, anyway.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
P.S. I never said I didn't "get" it. I said it sounded like horseshit to me. You know, like feng shui, only with more dubious math involved. You see, the world is made up of microscopic threads, each vibrating with chi . . . .

I agree with Atticus. Feng shui is an elaborately advertised superstition. While a few of its principles could be viewed as having an ergonomic element to them (e.g., arranging the furniture in your office), I don't buy the "chi" flow stuff.

As for string theory, I am suspicious of any branch of physics that does not appear to have any practical use besides providing material for someone's PhD thesis.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
plus, you're all about a girl's looks only. i appreciate a big-brain more than a big bust. this makes Eva intriguing. I am sensitive.

You didn't say "intriguing." You said "hot." We might have avoided this argument entirely if you had used better word choice. "Intriguing" can mean "Butterface, but I wonder if she'd purr if I stabbed her in the back?" --- a legitimate reason to bang chicks who wear glasses. But it is not a synonym for "hot." I think you dilute the special secondary meaning of "hot" by applying it to any non-uggo with a Ph.D.

BTW, there are many who share your affinity for mid-market women who speak gibberish, but most, like Less, satisfy that craving with Romanian mail order rather than cruising the Princeton faculty lounge --- better return on your investment of non-billable time. Trust me on this.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
cruising the Princeton faculty lounge

You gotta understand... i'm limited to places where my sexrap is considered fresh. Princeton faculty lounge, low security women's correctional facilities and the Post Office. I gotta go, where I can get, if you get me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You didn't say "intriguing." You said "hot." We might have avoided this argument entirely if you had used better word choice. "Intriguing" can mean "Butterface, but I wonder if she'd purr if I stabbed her in the back?" --- a legitimate reason to bang chicks who wear glasses. But it is not a synonym for "hot." I think you dilute the special secondary meaning of "hot" by applying it to any non-uggo with a Ph.D.

BTW, there are many who share your affinity for mid-market women who speak gibberish, but most, like Less, satisfy that craving with Romanian mail order rather than cruising the Princeton faculty lounge --- better return on your investment of non-billable time. Trust me on this.

Confidential to AG: Not sure if you knew this already and were just trying to throw Hank off the trail, but Eva works at Stanford. Do I smell a love connection brewing? Happy hunting.

Flinty

[ltl/fb]

just heard some guy on the news talking about how the superbowl is a national event, and they encourage all Americans, adults and children, to watch the superbowl, and that the JJ/JT thing polluted (or something to that effect, violated, whatever) the sacred event.

sacred?

I am going to assume that this was a local person and that he doesn't realize football is not a religion outside of TX and some nearby states.

[leagleaze]

On the news here they just has some group saying that it glorified sexual assault.

They are very very upset.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by leagleaze
On the news here they just has some group saying that it glorified sexual assault.

They are very very upset.

I have been saying that all day and people are pooh-paahing it.

When she was first saying it wasn't planned and that after photo where she looks like a frightened deer absolutely made it look non-consensual.

Then the fucking audience cheers it. What a great world we live in.

If she says it was planned, that makes it different, and now I am hearing that she is fessing up given the FCC investigation. But the fact that anyone could think it was non-planned makes it at least appear non-consensual.

If planned, that was a violent sexual act of male dominance. If not planned, it was a feigned violent sexual act of male dominance.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Me
I have been saying that all day and people are pooh-paahing it.

When she was first saying it wasn't planned and that after photo where she looks like a frightened deer absolutely made it look non-consensual.

Then the fucking audience cheers it. What a great world we live in.

If she says it was planned, that makes it different, and now I am hearing that she is fessing up given the FCC investigation. But the fact that anyone could think it was non-planned makes it at least appear non-consensual.

If planned, that was a violent sexual act of male dominance. If not planned, it was a feigned violent sexual act of male dominance.

I am seriously happy to be Not You. Pooh paah.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Confidential to AG: Not sure if you knew this already and were just trying to throw Hank off the trail, but Eva works at Stanford. Do I smell a love connection brewing? Happy hunting.

I didn't know she worked at SLAC. I have friends who do and probably know her. Okay, now I feel shitty for having commented on her appearance on an anonymous Internet chat board. (I doubt I'm the first, but I'm the only one with a conscience.) Do unto others, etc.

Anyhoo, one for the Eva fans.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am seriously happy to be Not You. Pooh paah.

Couldn't be you. In the unlikely event that you expressed your logic as if you were in backwards world, you would fix it (probably within the 15-sec window).

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Anyhoo, one for the Eva fans.

Have any of her halftime show?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by pretermitted_child

Feng shui is an elaborately advertised superstition.

Which makes it different from religion how?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
just heard some guy on the news talking about how the superbowl is a national event, and they encourage all Americans, adults and children, to watch the superbowl, and that the JJ/JT thing polluted (or something to that effect, violated, whatever) the sacred event.

sacred?

I am going to assume that this was a local person and that he doesn't realize football is not a religion outside of TX and some nearby states.

I really enjoyed Michael Powell saying what a tragedy this is and how the FCC would leave no stone unturned to reach the bottom of this controversy, which has torn the fabric of the nation's soul.

Hey, Mike, instead of pontificating and wasting my tax dollars jerking off the red state vote, why don't you get that Enetnmans fudge cake out of your already overstuffed pie hole and ask your father what lapse of judgment led him to lie to the UN last year?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am seriously happy to be Not You. Pooh paah.

Much more succinct and to the point than the response I was about to draft when I saw yours.

The sentence I just wrote makes my head hurt. And I am not even hung over!