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06-08-2004, 03:17 PM
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#4801
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He looks like a soap opera actor. I don't know how to describe it well -- it's this manufactured masculinity -- what detergent manufacturers and romance novel publishers think real women or NFH would find attractive.
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he's got pointy vulcan ears. Even I'm sexier than this guy. |
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06-08-2004, 03:25 PM
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#4802
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you're having problems finding an apartment?
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No. He's just not that good looking. And he's wearing makeup.
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06-08-2004, 03:25 PM
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#4803
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does she look like a ho?
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I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her. |
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06-08-2004, 03:26 PM
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#4804
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.
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I don't think she does.
At least, I'm hopin' . . . |
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06-08-2004, 03:27 PM
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#4805
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.
At least, I'm hopin' . . .
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Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her." |
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06-08-2004, 03:27 PM
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#4806
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)
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I said, "a beautiful woman like you should have more than one seeing eye dog."
Does "ho" mean "too good-looking for your ass"? If so, then she is a hidey-hidey-hidey-ho, as Cab Calloway used to sing. |
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06-08-2004, 03:28 PM
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#4807
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No shit. And get this. Some aussie guy said the same exact thing to her at lunch today (after he removed his wedding ring). Maybe she just looks like a ho.
Wait a second. You've met her. Does she look like a ho?
(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)
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The scary thing about these stories is the fact that you know she ain't telling you about all of the "hey, special lay-dee!" lines she has heard.
I mean, since you live in NYC, you gotta figure that dudes ranging from Ed Burns to Bill Clinton to Mike Piazza have tried out their mojo on her.
Personally, I'm impressed that she withstood the Aussie accent. Mrs. NB would be halfway to Sydney with the guy by now. |
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06-08-2004, 03:31 PM
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#4808
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(And I'd appreciate it if you told me what line you used on her.)
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Want fries with that? |
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06-08-2004, 03:33 PM
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#4809
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Want fries with that?
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Heh. Works on yo momma every time. |
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06-08-2004, 03:34 PM
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#4810
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Rephrase that to "all the (conceivably) hot men who hit on her."
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Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think. |
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06-08-2004, 03:38 PM
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#4811
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
Keep in mind the cut-off line is TM, so it's a more inclusive list than you might think.
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I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction. |
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06-08-2004, 03:41 PM
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#4812
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume there are other qualities that fuel the attraction.
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TM's really gassy?
This is my entry for BOTD. |
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06-08-2004, 03:42 PM
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#4813
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
He's just not that good looking.
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Ah. You had me confused for a second. That's more like it.
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06-08-2004, 03:43 PM
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#4814
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the bigger question is why she keeps telling you about all the men who hit on her.
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Because I tell her to. It goes both ways (even if the ratio of her stories to mine is like 10:1).
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06-08-2004, 03:43 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think she does.
At least, I'm hopin' . . .
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Okay, maybe 20:1, then.
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