Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The crass innuendo that people engage in on the internet is really quite shocking.

"You make me wet" is innuendo?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by bilmore
Golf, anyone?



(Tiger tees up on a helipad in Dubai. Higher than the Eiffel Tower.)

Dubai is like one big outdoor Neiman Marcus...I'm not sure how I missed this during my stint in Dubai....I guess I didn't look up high enough.


Sunny(don't look down)Bunny

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dubai is like one big outdoor Neiman Marcus...I'm not sure how I missed this during my stint in Dubai....I guess I didn't look up high enough.


Sunny(don't look down)Bunny

It's hard to look up when you're fulfilling all of those promises for blow jobs, NTTAWWT.

[tmdiva]

About two years ago, I googled the guy I dated my whole freshman year of college (nothing romantic, we just hung out and made out a lot) and had a couple of encounters with about five years later. Anyway, he's now a gay tantric massage therapist. I even found a link to his website, which included pictures of him naked.

I e-mailed him, and he sent back a long reply, and then I never got around to e-mailing him back (because I'm evil and lazy). I almost called him, but really wanted to have e-mailed him first to give some basic background on the intervening 11 years. His website's not up any more, but if his e-mail still works I really should get around to writing him back.

tm

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"You make me wet" is innuendo?

In your case, it's fiction.





P.S. "I take my coffee with cream" is innuendo.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Golf, anyone?

(Tiger tees up on a helipad in Dubai. Higher than the Eiffel Tower.)

I'm nervous just looking at that picture. I could probably walk out onto it, but then would have a hard time budging from dead center. It looks too exposed. How high do you think those guard rails are?

I'm still wondering whether climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge really would cure fear of heights, as touted on the web site.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by evenodds
The Trenton, NJ post has caused flashback to awful experiences, not ncs-like, rather, of the worst drives I've taken.

..., but nothing compares to the drive to Newark Airport from NYC, which resembles the LotR scene where the orcs were being made.

Especially if you flashback to the good ole days when the smokestacks with the flames on top of them (we called them cracking towers) were in abundance along that stretch of the Turnpike.

You can take a scenic traintrip through the same area, but the flashback, will look more like the Mordor wastelands that Frodo and Sam travel through.

My worst drive, driving a beat up Chevy Suburban on the bouncy, dusty paper roads of Northern Maine for hours at a time. Ugh!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I've been googled a few times. Mostly people that I grew up with and lost touch for one reason or another. Twice I have arranged to meet when we've both been back home and it has worked out well.

I occasionally google a couple of my friends who are sort of famous to see what people/critics are saying about them and read their interviews. I met up with my highschool boyfriend through ebay of all places. We had unfinished business so I e-mailed him and now the business is finished (we still keep in touch, so it finished fine).

My parents like to google their old friends. It's like a toy. For some reason, no matter how often we tell them it is just a search engine, they think google is some kind of magical portal. I don't get it. My dad is a retired scientist. A nuclear scientist (technically, a scientist who worked in the nuclear field but did not actually split atoms, as far as I know). It's not right.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My dad is a retired scientist. A nuclear scientist (technically, a scientist who worked in the nuclear field but did not actually split atoms, as far as I know).

Well, he's no rocket scientist.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

There are few things more annoying than trying to respond to a PM only to learn that the user to whom you are responding has a PM box too full to accept new messages.

Time to do some housekeeping.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was thinking something similar. Mine was - if he was a good looking weather guy wouldn't he be on tv. But there are always exceptions that prove the rule. The djs on my morning station (clear channel dreck unfortunately) are all either admittedly fat or gay.

"Dreck"? How can you call forcing people to drink so much milk as to barf, and letting the "most milk before barfing" winner get married by Courtney Love, be dreck?

Classic radio right there.

[evenodds]

I have been contacted out of the blue by ex-boyfriends, from high school to pre-OddMan. It's not hard to find me.

I have googled old friends, but not contacted them. There is a college ex I have always been tempted to find, but he moved overseas and unplugged from the matrix.

I once checked the property records, tax records, and voter records to figure out if my then-current long-distance boyfriend had married without telling me (or obviously breaking up with me), after a rather outrageous accusation by a mutual "friend." (He wasn't.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
"Dreck"? How can you call forcing people to drink so much milk as to barf, and letting the "most milk before barfing" winner get married by Courtney Love, be dreck?

Classic radio right there.

shh. I'm trying to be hip and indie with my fake internet friends.

ah, fuck it. they also have the best interviews of ex-reality tv show contestants around. I am so not hip.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh, god. Thank you. That crushed the crush. You just saved me $60.

if this is supposed to imply that you don't find these guys attractive:





let me just say the joke doesn't justify the harm to Spooky and Ty's egos.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of the guys on craigslist says that I should say "even when it's not raining, you still make me wet." I'm a little worried about restraining orders if I take that approach.

Those Texas craigslisters are weird. What was the deal with the guy who found his sister asking for sex on CL?