Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04 - Page 322

sunnybunny · 04-06-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If we're talking about arguably embarrassing albums that actaually find their way into the cd player from time to time, I'll go with Neil Diamond's "Hot August Nights."

As for just taking up space in the cd rack, I don't know when I last listened to this:

or this:

24-7 Spyz were actually pretty good, but I don't think I've played them in 10 years.

I saw 24-7 Spyz live....great show.

Throwing Muses "the real ramona"--i love that CD but ahven't touched it in years.

Shudder to Think "Funeral at the Movies/Tenspot"--I love this too much to part with it, but i just can't bring myself to listen to it.

Getaway Cruiser--this album just sucks, but I had a friend in the band and can't bring myself to throw out a friend's art.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-06-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Get this. Fucking J-Lo's stupid fucking mother won $2.4 million playing the fucking slots, that fucking bitch.

Fuck.

I dropped a few dollars in the slots in Vegas recently and got passed the fuck over.

TM

You deserve it for playing the granny machines. Be a man and sit at a table.

Replaced_Texan · 04-06-2004, 12:16 PM

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4669114/

Freaky.

Entire town in Sicily experiencing multiple incidents of spontaneous combustion of electronic devices, prompting some to ask the Catholic Church to think about exorcism. Scientists are baffled.

I've seen a cell phone spontaneously combust once, but apparently it was just a short circuit. BTW, don't use your cell phone while gassing up your car.

I'm also keeping the following advice handy just in case I need it later on down the line: “Someone wrote to us saying the solution was to sacrifice a black goat and collect its blood. At some point, that’s going to start looking like a good idea.”

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-06-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You deserve it for playing the granny machines. Be a man and sit at a table.

Spent most of my time playing blackjack. Ended up even. But when the $7.6 million slots are right next to the elevator, you tend to drop a few dollars in it here and there.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 04-06-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
slots are right next to the elevator,

well, that's what you get for playing the sucker-play slots. What's next, getting pissed off that the slots at the airports and gas stations don't pay out much either?

Hank Chinaski · 04-06-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spent most of my time playing blackjack. Ended up even. But when the $7.6 million slots are right next to the elevator, you tend to drop a few dollars in it here and there.

TM

did you play any of your tournament picks at Sport's Book?

Replaced_Texan · 04-06-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
did you play any of your tournament picks at Sport's Book?

Hank, speaking of sacrificial goats, which Dark Lord did you guys in Detroit give offerings to? The Tigers won their opener. That must have cost a lot in goats or virgins or whatever.

taxwonk · 04-06-2004, 12:40 PM

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You are William Safire! You're ruthless and cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write another column on the English language which has made you the world's most popular etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but love the Bush administration. If only you weren't such a brilliant writer. You bastard.

Wow! I'm my favorite columnist.

edited to add: and it appears I'm an even bigger luddite. Not only don't I know how to fix this, I don't care.

I care. RP

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-06-2004, 12:41 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by spookyfish

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which NY Times Op-ed columnist are you?

You are Bob Herbert! You're not the most sparkling writer, but one of the most solid and selfless on the Op-Ed staff. You focus on New York politics, the poor, race issues, and civil liberties. You like to quote others, and rarely place yourself in your columns. You keep it real. Seriously.

Yep, that's me. Keeping it real.

Bob Herbert sucks. His prose is dull, his choice of topic (minorities and workers are always getting fucked, no matter which party is power; the GOP is the American nazi party; W is a war criminal; free markets hurt everybody; blah blah blah) redundant and his tone whiny. The man has a chip on his shoulder bigger than China. But his greatest sin is boring readers by flailing the same dead horses week in week out.

Atleast when I attack fatties and tools, I liven it up by coming from new angles and experimenting with new levels of vitriol and hyperbole.

YKW · 04-06-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4669114/

Freaky.

Entire town in Sicily experiencing multiple incidents of spontaneous combustion.......Scientists are baffled.

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-06-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
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Wow! I'm my favorite columnist.

Congrats. You're senile and every half assed piece of shit you chuck into the Times these days lamentably further degardes your otherwise phenomenal career. You still think there's a link between Iraq and 9/11.

You're the Rod Stewart of editorialists.

sebastian_dangerfield · 04-06-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop

I sure hope she's not advising the President on fashion.

Why is it that some women become men in their 50s? Is this a hormonal thing? This chick looks like she's sporting a very healthy package in her drawers. I wouldn't want to arm wrestle her.

taxwonk · 04-06-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk

Wow! I'm my favorite columnist.

edited to add: and it appears I'm an even bigger luddite. Not only don't I know how to fix this, I don't care.

I care. RP

If you really cared, you'd have fixed the graphic as well.

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-06-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
well, that's what you get for playing the sucker-play slots. What's next, getting pissed off that the slots at the airports and gas stations don't pay out much either?

They're all sucker play slots, jackass.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-06-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
did you play any of your tournament picks at Sport's Book?

Any? Of course. Lots of games to bet on. But the picks I submitted to the FB Book were one of seven tickets I submitted to various pools. Each one different. I had GTech losing in the finals in one (to Texas, but who's counting?).

Overall, not a good NCAA effort on my part this year. I can't figure out if parity is a good thing because it makes the games more exciting or if it's a bad thing because there are no informed picks anymore.

Last year the games were much more exciting.

TM