Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am thinking you are a mean, mocking person who does not deserve a bj any time in the near future. I am contacting your gf re: same.

Remember, he's living semi-alone. Or in a semi alone. Damn, I keep forgetting which.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
People always use root canal as an example of a horrible experience, but there are worse things in life, and in dentistry.

Agreed. I've had two root canals, and I can say that I'd rather have one than get kicked in the dick.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agreed. I've had two root canals, and I can say that I'd rather have one than get kicked in the dick.

Huh. I'd rather kick you in the dick than have a root canal.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It means your boyfriend owes me one* because your dreams are being influenced by what you read here. And it's clear you read at least part of my blowjob post recently.

TM

*No, not a blowjob.

I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Remember, he's living semi-alone. Or in a semi alone. Damn, I keep forgetting which.

I will be communicating to his hands and any toys he might have that there will be no jerking off, either.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

Neither would turn me on (or off), but work on the wording some more and get back to me.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

How about, " I just had a dream and I'm going to [either of the above]"

You, also, make the whole world sing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

You know, you can never go wrong with "Fuck me".

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, you can never go wrong with "Fuck me".

Or, "Let's make love; then we can cuddle."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will be communicating to his hands and any toys he might have that there will be no jerking off, either.

Also remember that neighbors and/or bartenders shamelessly hit on him.

And note to rp, I have never had a root canal so then what do I use instead?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Or, "Let's make love; then we can cuddle."

You and I are totally incompatible. We should get married.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, you can never go wrong with "Fuck me".

So you don't like giving blow jobs?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
In HS, that song won the initial ballot for Official Prom Song. The administration changed it to "In My Life" by the Beatles.

Wusses.

You asked for it. This was the theme for my H.S. Senior Year Book:

Tonight's the night we'll make history
Honey, you and I.
'Cos I'll take any risk
To tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight.

I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe it's true.
When people lock their doors and hide inside

Rumor has it
it's the end of Paradise.
But I know if the world just passed us by

Baby, I know
I wouldn't have to cry.
No no.

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain, some shine
We'll make this a world for two.
Our memories of yesterday
Will last a lifetime.
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find
These are the best of times.
These are the best of times.

The headlines read:
These are the worst of times

I do believe it's true.
I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide

I wish the summer wind could bring back Paradis
But I know
If the world turned upside down

Baby, I know
You'd always be around.
My my.

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
When I'm alone with you
Evrything's alright.
When I'm alone with you
You brighten up the night.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You and I are totally incompatible. We should get married.

Honeymoon in a little beach bungalow in the Carribean, maybe one with a toy shop nearby for you?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you don't like giving blow jobs?

BnB, I'd like to resolve this one before committing.