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11-09-2007, 02:40 PM
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#4816
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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bold_n_brazen
I have a friend who declared that you could not get married until you were given a fondue set and a KitchenAid mixer as shower gifts.
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I'd say some people might even add that they're getting married solely to get the Kitchen Aid mixer... but if I did say that, then someone who lurks here might slap me later this evening upside the head. |
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11-09-2007, 02:44 PM
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#4817
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'd say some people might even add that they're getting married solely to get the Kitchen Aid mixer... but if I did say that, then someone who lurks here might slap me later this evening upside the head.
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Congratulations! PM me your address and I will send you a fondue set. |
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11-09-2007, 02:46 PM
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#4818
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Congratulations! PM me your address and I will send you a fondue set.
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And if I end up jinxing my relationship before the wedding, I'll send you a skull blanket.
dtb, this won't jinx the marriage, will it?
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11-09-2007, 02:49 PM
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#4819
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And if I end up jinxing my relationship before the wedding, I'll send you a skull blanket.
dtb, this won't jinx the marriage, will it?
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It won't, but only if you RIP OUT EVERY STITCH RIGHT NOW. |
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11-09-2007, 02:50 PM
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#4820
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Random fact
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I like the part about him getting a new sweater.
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over/under 163. grit. your. teeth. 8. more.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-09-2007, 02:52 PM
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#4821
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Really, I'd Rather
sit and do blacklines all day and answer phones. Mix it up a little.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=34054
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-09-2007, 03:10 PM
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#4822
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, you aren't supposed to give anybody knives either. It's bad luck, but apparently the bad luck can be mitigated by also giving silver money.
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Who's supposed to get the bad luck? Because all of my good knives have been gifts, mostly recently even from a paramour.
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-09-2007, 03:12 PM
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#4823
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Random fact
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
over/under 163. grit. your. teeth. 8. more.
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That is your best avatar yet.
(see, I can do useless posts too)
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A lifetime of questionable choices has given me douche-ray vision.
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11-09-2007, 03:23 PM
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#4824
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'd say some people might even add that they're getting married solely to get the Kitchen Aid mixer... but if I did say that, then someone who lurks here might slap me later this evening upside the head.
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Just buy her the mixer. They aren't that exensive and you'll save yourself a ton of trouble.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-09-2007, 03:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Fuckers
the posts about OCD-ing about weight and exercise were better, no?
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-09-2007, 03:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Fuckers
No way I'm clicking the link. But still, this is an excellent post. Fine work.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-09-2007, 03:32 PM
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#4828
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Fuckers
you should send that pix to www.ratemypoo.com
Don't dare me.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-09-2007, 03:33 PM
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#4829
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Who's supposed to get the bad luck? Because all of my good knives have been gifts, mostly recently even from a paramour.
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I think they're only bad luck as a wedding gift, because they could "cut" the bond of the couple. |
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11-09-2007, 03:33 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Who's supposed to get the bad luck? Because all of my good knives have been gifts, mostly recently even from a paramour.
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Bad luck for the recipient. Mitigated by giving of coin.
I swear. Google it.
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