Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
anyone else want to hear the backstory of how sebby ended up with a troll for a roommate?

I would.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Berry Hunter
Dissent. Trish is very, very average looking, especially for someone who is supposed to be a model. She cleans up nicely, but the basic structure is meh.

Her skin, however, is flawless. She should keep doing whoever, I mean whatever she's doing to keep it that way.

I haven't seen a good shot of her entire figure or her head from the side or her entire body from behind, but from what I see of Trish, she's allright, but hardly superhot. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, mind you, but I wouldn't leave happy hour early for her either.

She's above average and good enough for local print modeling, but I'd be shocked if she did national work.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would.

I thought you had to say something to the troll to get across the bridge. And that there were goats involved.

But I'm elderly, and don't spend time with children, so I could be getting my stories mixed up.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
anyone else want to hear the backstory of how sebby ended up with a troll for a roommate? did you find her under a bridge and think that if you took her home and rubbed her belly you'd get three wishes?

I was walking through the enchanted forest with Bruce, my trusted steed, when out of the hugest hollow tree sprang forth a troll and it was a she-troll...

I needed a roomate. She needed a roomate. I knew her because she used to be a 'booty call' for a friend back in college. Things worked great until I brought home female friends. Actually a very dull story. We divorced after six months.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

but you dont have thre greatest reading comp skillz I have ever seen as displayed on this board so I will defer to the board who I mainly think will agree that I am mostly correct that you are only partly corret about how correct I am.

I was responding to a post?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was walking through the enchanted forest with Bruce, my trusted steed, when out of the hugest hollow tree sprang forth a troll and it was a she-troll...

I needed a roomate. She needed a roomate. I knew her because she used to be a 'booty call' for a friend back in college. Things worked great until I brought home female friends. Actually a very dull story. We divorced after six months.

Why were you walking with Bruce and not riding on Bruce? Was he lame? Did he get beat up by the other horses because he had a people-name?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why were you walking with Bruce and not riding on Bruce? Was he lame? Did he get beat up by the other horses because he had a people-name?

It's a metaphor.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
And if you go to Becky's birthday sleepover, you can't come to my swim meet party.

Childish shit, P.

I'm starting to believe it's your sock.

If it's not, then each and every response to it in the past from you should have read, "Childish shit, not me."

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you had to say something to the troll to get across the bridge. And that there were goats involved.

But I'm elderly, and don't spend time with children, so I could be getting my stories mixed up.

This one wears a bikini. No goats involved.


This one is Canadian. Likes hockey.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's a metaphor.

I think I will need a definition for that. Where is MR when we need him. Wh'ere; M.R: wh'ere!


If any of my friends ever refers to me as a "steed" in a metaphor, I'll be extremely pissed.


ETA who's the new avatar in the bikini? it is way cooler than that troll in a bikini.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would.

FWIW, you are using the same definition of Troll that I'm using, correct?

Troll - Short, stout person with stubby features. Not necessarily ugly. Some trolls may look like attractive people who've been squashed from their normal height. Trolls are not midgets or dwarves, but in fact utterly normal people with abbreviated pudgy limbs, stumpy thick fingers and fattened wrists and ankles. They tend to move in quick, shortened motions and bark more than talk. See: Fireplug.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why were you walking with Bruce and not riding on Bruce? Was he lame? Did he get beat up by the other horses because he had a people-name?

Riding him ruffled his mane. Bruce was a very high maintenance steed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just because you think that maybe if you try really really hard they will let you touch them, does not make them nice people.

They never let me touch them (fucking stuck up bitches). But that has nothing to do with why other women don't like them. In fact, it cuts against your argument.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They never let me touch them (fucking stuck up bitches). But that has nothing to do with why other women don't like them. In fact, it cuts against your argument.

TM

Despite their excellent taste, we don't like them because, as you point out, they are stuck-up bitches.

Though, what with all the grammar/punctuation/word order discussions we've been having lately, now I'm wondering if they don't let you touch them when they are fucking stuck-up bitches, or when you are fucking stuck-up bitches. And I'm very confused.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Remember when you gained all that weight senior year, and John Thompson revoked his scholarship offer:

"Dear Mr. Marshall, this is simply not what i meant when I said, I thought you could become a McDonald's All-American......."

What happened to you? When did you become funny? That's like twice in the last two weeks. I'm stunned.

TM