Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you don't like giving blow jobs?

ncs was asking for "preferable pre-sex conversation". I learned, from Bill Clinton, that fellatio is not sex. So both of her choices are really bad pre-sex conversation.

If forced to choose one of the two options offered by ncs, however, I would choose the latter.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Honeymoon in a little beach bungalow in the Carribean, maybe one with a toy shop nearby for you?

Why don't you and less go off to the Caribbean together? It's still hurricane season -- maybe the rest of us will get lucky and Mother Nature will work to set the rest of us free from your icky icky ya ya stuff.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you don't like giving blow jobs?

So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ten Geekiest Hobbies.

Not sure if we're No. 9 or No. 1.

Best line from the article: "These geeks used to be called Trekkies, but now insist on the less derogatory term Trekkers, which is the image control equivalent of adding a koala bear to the Nazi flag."

[NotFromHere]

For those limited Pythoners out there....
John Cleese offers
Python’s guide to wine - a new Food Network show
John Cleese stars in the Food Network special "John Cleese's Wine for the Confused."

“I felt it was a shame that something that is such a source of pleasure should have become restricted by all this snobbery,” Cleese told The Associated Press in a phone interview from his Santa Barbara, Calif. home — which is nestled close to the state’s wine country. (This should say, close to one of the state's wine countries - because, you know, there's like Napa and Sonoma to consider.)


Wine for the confused

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Huh. I'd rather kick you in the dick than have a root canal.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=crotch+kick/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vvk8sub/*-http%3A//www.progressivetacticalsystems.com/womensselfd2.jpg[/IMG]

Now I'm not going to shave my 'stache for you.

Also, I like your ass in those sexy black jeans!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

Obviously, you go with whichever one you can say with a straight face and the person you are addressing prefers.

I don't think rp can be blown, because she has no cock.

I bet there are some teddy bears that do, though.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why don't you and less go off to the Caribbean together? It's still hurricane season -- maybe the rest of us will get lucky and Mother Nature will work to set the rest of us free from your icky icky ya ya stuff.

You think Les and I should get blown together? And if Mother Nature isn't willing, are you available?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't read any portion of that post recently, but I did read it and take notes the first time it came around, so I guess that counts.

So, rp, which is preferable pre-sex conversation:

"I just had a dream that I gave you a blow job"

or

"I just had a dream that I sucked your cock"

?

Hypothetically, of course.

I think it should be something like:

• It started when Guilfoyle Newsom -- a rising TV star in her own right - - stood in for Mayor Gavin Newsom at the Empire State Pride Agenda Foundation gay awards dinner.
  
  Guilfoyle Newsom said there had been many jokes and questions from gays in recent months about whether her "straight white male'' husband -- who made a national splash when he allowed gay marriages in San Francisco -- might himself actually be gay.
  
  A question she chose to answer, with humor, when she took the stage.
  
  According to the Post, Guilfoyle Newsom closed her remarks by joking, "I know that many of you wanted to see my husband, and some of you had questions out there.
  
  "Is he hot? Yeah.
  
  "Is he hung? Yeah.
  
  "Is he (she waved her hand to suggest gay)?"
  
  At which point, according to the Post's version that we repeated, Guilfoyle Newsom said: "Not unless you can give a better,'' while she mimicked eating a banana.

Link to SF Gate (and might I just add that the absence of an accompanying picture is borderline criminal)

[Fugee]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
cutting the line and taking up all the overhead space

We don't have cheap airlines here in Minnesota and are forced to pay huge amounts to fly Northworst, which boards from back to front. I am infuriated by people who get to board first because they are sitting at the back of the plane but dump their carry-on bags in the overhead bins toward the front so when I can finally board the bins are already full. Someday I am going to pull out a bag, ask to make sure it doesn't belong to anyone sitting nearby, and then dump it in the aisle and have the flight attendants move it or check it.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You think Les and I should get blown together? And if Mother Nature isn't willing, are you available?

She is at Hedonism III on Jamaica during the third week of every month.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Fugee
We don't have cheap airlines here in Minnesota and are forced to pay huge amounts to fly Northworst, which boards from back to front. I am infuriated by people who get to board first because they are sitting at the back of the plane but dump their carry-on bags in the overhead bins toward the front so when I can finally board the bins are already full. Someday I am going to pull out a bag, ask to make sure it doesn't belong to anyone sitting nearby, and then dump it in the aisle and have the flight attendants move it or check it.

Do you really think that a NW flight attendant, in that situation, will do anything other than bitch you out?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Obviously, you go with whichever one you can say with a straight face and the person you are addressing prefers.

I don't think rp can be blown, because she has no cock.

I bet there are some teddy bears that do, though.

Yep. (spree: Teddy bear with penis)

I'm slightly disturbed that this is not the first time I've seen this, and I knew where to go for the link. I may need some sort of intervention.

ETA:

These are kinda cute though. The "clothed" versions:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yep. (spree: Teddy bear with penis)

I'm slightly disturbed that this is not the first time I've seen this, and I knew where to go for the link. I may need some sort of intervention.

ETA:

These are kinda cute though. The "clothed" versions:

My firm's new "this page is not one you can access from work, you pervert" is truly alarming. Yikes. I will have to wait until I get home.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yep. (spree: Teddy bear with penis)

That bear has a choad. Or a chode. Whichever way you spell it.