A frolic in Cambodia

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Okay. But....I have seen pretty hot guys flirting with women who are...um....not attractive, as in real fat and unless the situation is something like this old joke goes, then I'm confused as to what to call it.

That's not flirting. That's pitty.

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Is it flirting when the woman is really desired by the guy, and flattery when the guy secretly doesn't want to bed the woman?

False flirting isn't really the issue here, is it? I mean, false flirting is used all the time. I think the same message is being delivered, though (ex: By complimenting you with this look on my face and leaning in, just so, I'm saying that you are so much hotter than these other girls on line that you should just overlook the fact that I'm not on the list and let me in anyway, because we both know that if you weren't working, I would take you inside this club, to the darkest corner and fuck you like you need to be fucked).

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
P.S. Does ANYTHING shock you anymore, TM? `Cause if that flat, white, gay little ass I gave you a second ago (!!!) didn't do anything for ya, you are such a lost cause.

I live and grew up in New York. That photo isn't shocking. It's pathetic. I ruined The Crying Game for the person I was with when I said, "That's a dude," the first time he appeared on screen. He needs to work on his look if he wants to be shocking.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
How's about not letting your kids open the door for strangers?

This is Minnesota. We open our doors to everyone. Jehovahs Witnesses love us.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. My ex-boyfriend lives in the Valley, and it was hard enough to get the lesbian porn via mail order.

I watched the HBO Pornucopia Real Sex or whatever show that was on same sex sex the other night (or some of it, at least -- I didn't think I was homophobic, but I just couldn't make myself watch the man on man segment, but I digress) and the lesbian porn made by and marketed to lesbians wasn't so hot.

You see it?

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I ruined The Crying Game for the person I was with when I said, "That's a dude," the first time he appeared on screen.

TM

You and my date for that movie went to the same school of movie-talking. I thought it was a man, but was willing to suspend my disbelief.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Gattigap
It also tells us that there are about 10% of the total is comprised of about 100 categories of fetish porn, and started to give us a run-through of prominent examples. I managed to watch several minutes of that until I saw some guy (Hank?**) in a sheep's mask staring at the screen and saying "Baaaaaa." Sure, I suppose I can watch with some mild interest for some of this, but sheep porn?

Of course, the small coterie of Hopi kachina festishists were memorably represented in The Shining.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
On information and belief, UPS and FedEx and the like are supposed to have procedures to prevent this sort of thing. The case now in front of the Supreme Court, however, is about those states that have, in their munificent wisdom, decided that it's OK for Minnesota wineries to ship wine to your kids, but not OK for wineries in other states to do the same.

I've received wine with the "required" stickers all over the box, and without any stickers. So, I'm assuming enforcement isn't all that grand. I suppose the rationale for allowing in-state shipments is that in-state enforcement of shipping procedures can be done easily, while it's much harder to supervise what goes in and on boxes from other states.

This doesn't seem rational to me, but maybe you have a jones for Minnesota wines.

I've had several of those wines. They were . . um . . . interesting, in the same way a fine Mexican wine can be interesting.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I watched the HBO Pornucopia Real Sex or whatever show that was on same sex sex the other night (or some of it, at least -- I didn't think I was homophobic, but I just couldn't make myself watch the man on man segment, but I digress) and the lesbian porn made by and marketed to lesbians wasn't so hot.

You see it?

TM

I feel sick that I haven't even heard about it. This sounds like a show right up my alley. Tivo will be informed of it tonight.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are the very reason I rented it. It really was perfect.

And that Neil is babe-a-licious.

Wait... Who's Neil? Is that the together boss-guy? If so, I agree; he's mye-tee fine.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Michael Ian Black loses out on the Late, Late Show gig. Boston.com article here Colin Ferguson from the Drew Carey Show will be replacing Craig Kilborn.

Is that the same Colin Ferguson who shot all those people on the Long Island Railroad?

Huh.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bilmore
I suppose the rationale for allowing in-state shipments is that in-state enforcement of shipping procedures can be done easily, while it's much harder to supervise what goes in and on boxes from other states.

I don't think they've come up with a rationale that coherent.

But really if my kids want to get liquored up by ordering a case of Opus One on line, waiting several days, and then knocking 'em back, the only thing that will piss me off is if they don't share.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh it does NOT have to be one or the other. Flirting is sometimes just that you are in a really really good mood, and/or are in a mood to flatter someone else and/or yourself. Or you are just expressing that you feel pretty. Pretty like this guy:

Good god, woman -- where do you find these things?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You and my date for that movie went to the same school of movie-talking. I thought it was a man, but was willing to suspend my disbelief.

The person I was with (who later became my wife) and I both agreed that if either of us can figure out a movie twist in advance (without either of us having seen the movie or hearing about the twist), it is that person's duty to let the other person know that they are slow and stupid for not figuring it out.

She ruined Sixth Sense for me (way too early), by the way.

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I feel sick that I haven't even heard about it. This sounds like a show right up my alley. Tivo will be informed of it tonight.

Season Manager: "Pornucopia: Going Down In the Valley."

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
Good god, woman -- where do you find these things?

I thought these were the lagging returns from Diane's internet dating experiment.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I don't think they've come up with a rationale that coherent.

But really if my kids want to get liquored up by ordering a case of Opus One on line, waiting several days, and then knocking 'em back, the only thing that will piss me off is if they don't share.

So you'll be fine with the fact that they "borrowed" your credit card number to order the stuff? If so, are you looking to adopt?