Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ok, last night after walking my dog and listening to my iPod on "shuffle songs", I fell asleep and had a dream. The soundtrack to my dream was a song I hadn't heard in ages -- 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker (VH1's Bands on the Run). -- It starts with the line "Relive the good times/cling to the past/with a 21 gun salute/and a flag flown at half mast/I can't take away the memory of the one that you loved last/But I can turn this picture into ash"

Anyways, during the dream, I was competing in a bass fishing tournament. But I didn't have a good rod and reel. All I had was a hose with a fish hook on the end. I was way behind and about to give up, when suddenly I felt that I had the bass-fishing equivalent of the golden snitch on my line. I pulled it up, and it was the size and appearance of my beloved dachsund/pappillon. I wrestled with it, and it bit me, and I tried to choke it, but then decided that I was being stupid, and let it go.

The next morning, I resumed listening to my shuffle mix while walking my dog, and the second song that came up (I did not reshuffle) was 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker. Note that I have over 7000 songs on my iPod.

So Joseph, what do you make of this dream?

I'm sorry about your penis.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Objectively speaking, of course. Determinations of what exactly is "the lowest moment" in reality tv are different for different people.

TM

I can state with certainty that I have already seen the lowest moment in reality TV. In fact I may have seen it more than once.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Objectively speaking, of course. Determinations of what exactly is "the lowest moment" in reality tv are different for different people.

TM

True. I wasn't trying to be objective. Here's a great line from the show though (whited out to protect those who wish not to be spoiled - literally or figuratively):

Steven Hill told her, “Trish, you do realize you’re that no longer the bitch from The Bachelor. You’re the girl who was shit on.”

Realityblurred apparently has a good recap.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ok, last night after walking my dog and listening to my iPod on "shuffle songs", I fell asleep and had a dream. The soundtrack to my dream was a song I hadn't heard in ages -- 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker (VH1's Bands on the Run). -- It starts with the line "Relive the good times/cling to the past/with a 21 gun salute/and a flag flown at half mast/I can't take away the memory of the one that you loved last/But I can turn this picture into ash"

Anyways, during the dream, I was competing in a bass fishing tournament. But I didn't have a good rod and reel. All I had was a hose with a fish hook on the end. I was way behind and about to give up, when suddenly I felt that I had the bass-fishing equivalent of the golden snitch on my line. I pulled it up, and it was the size and appearance of my beloved dachsund/pappillon. I wrestled with it, and it bit me, and I tried to choke it, but then decided that I was being stupid, and let it go.

The next morning, I resumed listening to my shuffle mix while walking my dog, and the second song that came up (I did not reshuffle) was 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker. Note that I have over 7000 songs on my iPod.

So Joseph, what do you make of this dream?

Nuts...

But you knew that.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ironweed
I can state with certainty that I have already seen the lowest moment in reality TV. In fact I may have seen it more than once.

Was it str8 on Pyramid or Hank on Cops?

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Looks like Penske and Hank are going to have to share the trunk space soon.

It's a little late for you to start getting all schoolmarm and trying to raise the tone around here. Why don't you try posting something substantive and worthwhile for a change, like nononononono?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's a little late for you to start getting all schoolmarm and trying to raise the tone around here. Why don't you try posting something substantive and worthwhile for a change, like nononononono?

I'm just posting what the people want, which is imagery of you and PLF locked in a confined space where your unbridled anger can mutate to understanding, respect and then love.

I'm a helper monkey.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's a little late for you to start getting all schoolmarm and trying to raise the tone around here. Why don't you try posting something substantive and worthwhile for a change, like nononononono?

Hey!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's a little late for you to start getting all schoolmarm and trying to raise the tone around here. Why don't you try posting something substantive and worthwhile for a change, like nononononono?

Mr. Bill (I can't write that fuckin' name) did post something useful today. I had no idea PLF was considered an expert in the derivation of French and English words. Does that go along with the dry wit, or does it necessarily accompany the aging hipster bitterness?

Or is Mr. Bill confusing PLF with Ask Jeeves, or some sort of HAL or Oracle of the boards?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Whatever you do, do not drink the red punch in the trashcan.

Do you mean the Date Rape Juice?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
Always clean, but I might fight back anyway.

Even if he uses lots of lube?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm just posting what the people want, which is imagery of you and PLF locked in a confined space where your unbridled anger can mutate to understanding, respect and then love.

Anger isn't the word you're looking for, and unbridled should really be more "surging, pulsing" and/or "engorged."

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm just posting what the people want, which is imagery of you and PLF locked in a confined space where your unbridled anger can mutate to understanding, respect and then love.

I'm a helper monkey.

I think you just sent SS to the bathroom again. Naughty monkey.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mr. Bill (I can't write that fuckin' name) did post something useful today. I had no idea PLF was considered an expert in the derivation of French and English words. Does that go along with the dry wit, or does it necessarily accompany the aging hipster bitterness?

Or is Mr. Bill confusing PLF with Ask Jeeves, or some sort of HAL or Oracle of the boards?

Hey, don't besmirch my name like that. I'm not confused and I've no hope PLF knows, but he did imply he did, so, trying to be accommodating, I asked.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Camo is one type of battle gear, and a soldier likely is told which type of battle gear to wear given the circumstances.

When would one wear the camo -type battle gear as opposed to whatever other type of battle gear there is?