Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow. [PLF] used to be funny.

In a cost-cutting move, Flower out-sourced his Lawtalkers work to India.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Fugee
In a cost-cutting move, Flower out-sourced his Lawtalkers work to India.

They need their money back they ain't doing so hot.

AoN, that reminds me of the old school answering machine recordings as seen on tv:

"Wait for the beep, you gotta leave your name you gotta leave your number"

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
They need their money back they ain't doing so hot.

Yet their English language skills dramatically surpass yours.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yet their English language skills dramatically surpass yours.

American she speaks, perhaps?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yet their English language skills dramatically surpass yours.

I know that is your pet peeve about me Flower. I still am your friend however garbled that comes out as.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
American she speaks, perhaps?

Spanglish, baby. heh

And Penske, is this you turning a new leaf with the Yoda thing??

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
American she speaks, perhaps?

We don't really recognize it as such.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Spanglish, baby. heh

And Penske, is this you turning a new leaf with the Yoda thing??

Whatever happened to esperanto? I spent a summer (back in highschool) learning it for a girl whom i was trying to impress (read: lay) and it seems no one uses it anymore. NWTF?

Is it destined to just be an entry under the languages section of my resume?

eta: a new yoda translator, find I yes. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Whatever happened to esperanto? I spent a summer (back in highschool) learning it for a girl whom i was trying to impress (read: lay) and it seems no one uses it anymore. NWTF?

Is it destined to just be an entry under the languages section of my resume?

eta: a new yoda translator, find I yes. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Now *THAT* was guffaw out loud funny.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Now *THAT* was guffaw out loud funny.

That clinches it. You are a Penske sock.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Have a great weekend, all:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....rjv9k7v2.html

Dear FB Citizens:

I have a personal question to ask, and I don't have any real life friends, so I thought I'd ask for your advice. I have been going to a nearby bar--it's a little out of the way, not all that nice inside and the patrons are a little cranky, but they serve a delightful cherry zima drink you can't get anywhere else, except maybe Denmark. So anyway, I've found myself visiting quite often lately, and each time I do, the locals make fun of me, throw ashtrays at me, and question my gender. I think some of them actually want to sleep with me real bad because I am pretty hot and nattily-dressed, but that is besides the point. Oh, and I have ginormous sweater puppies. Did I mention that I'm hot? Anyways, the regulars have gotten increasingly hostile to me because when I drink, I tend to rattle on a bit, and sometimes I mention how fucking cool I am, because I said so. These plebes just don't get the joke--that I know you know that I know that you think that I think that you think I'm below you. Imagine that. Anyway, I don't think anyone likes me there--even the sweet oldish ladies and their pets seem to snap and growl at me when I mention how cool I am and namedrop some clothing line I read in Vogue while on the subway. But I am an alcoholic, so I needs me some zima. Should I keep going back to that bar, or should I just try and order some cherry zima from Denmark? I'd appreciate a response, thanks.

Sincerely,

Unlikeable in every way, but HOT!

p.s. Did I mention that I'm Armenian?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That clinches it. You are a Penske sock.

Believe what you want, wonk if it helps you get thru the day. Penske and I are actually friends. I know that is hard for you to believe I have friends here but I do a few in fact.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Believe what you want, wonk if it helps you get thru the day. Penske and I are actually friends. I know that is hard for you to believe I have friends here but I do a few in fact.

Not to be rude, but does Penske really count?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Dear FB Citizens:

I have a personal question to ask, and I don't have any real life friends, so I thought I'd ask for your advice. I have been going to a nearby bar--it's a little out of the way, not all that nice inside and the patrons are a little cranky, but they serve a delightful cherry zima drink you can't get anywhere else, except maybe Denmark. So anyway, I've found myself visiting quite often lately, and each time I do, the locals make fun of me, throw ashtrays at me, and question my gender. I think some of them actually want to sleep with me real bad because I am pretty hot and nattily-dressed, but that is besides the point. Oh, and I have ginormous sweater puppies. Did I mention that I'm hot? Anyways, the regulars have gotten increasingly hostile to me because when I drink, I tend to rattle on a bit, and sometimes I mention how fucking cool I am, because I said so. These plebes just don't get the joke--that I know you know that I know that you think that I think that you think I'm below you. Imagine that. Anyway, I don't think anyone likes me there--even the sweet oldish ladies and their pets seem to snap and growl at me when I mention how cool I am and namedrop some clothing line I read in Vogue while on the subway. But I am an alcoholic, so I needs me some zima. Should I keep going back to that bar, or should I just try and order some cherry zima from Denmark? I'd appreciate a response, thanks.

Sincerely,

Unlikeable in every way, but HOT!

p.s. Did I mention that I'm Armenian?

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Why is this anonymous?