Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nope. Skanky means dirty and whorish, and you are pointing out qualities that just arent desirable. but thanks for playing and I look forward to hearing more inj the inevitable posts to come

Perfect example of skanky boobs: Tonya Harding*

*I'm assuming every guy has seen her boobs, since they used to advertise her video in all of the nudie mags.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nope. Skanky means dirty and whorish, and you are pointing out qualities that just arent desirable. but thanks for playing and I look forward to hearing more inj the inevitable posts to come

Relating both to the picture, and your definition, breasts that look like they have been pulled and stretched and shoved and massaged completely out of normal shape, far beyond what one would expect from the mere ravages of time, can look "skanky". "Overused" might work, too.

Originally posted by bilmore
Relating both to the picture, and your definition, breasts that look like they have been pulled and stretched and shoved and massaged completely out of normal shape, far beyond what one would expect from the mere ravages of time, can look "skanky". "Overused" might work, too.

That works, but can that actually happen?

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Skanky tits may include:

Pointy
Droopy
Huge abnormal looking nipples
Nipples pointing downward
Bad fakes

This list is not all inclusive, and the above may be waived depending on the totality of the package. I've seen some really hot girls with unfortunate breasts.

Every body is a temple and should be appreciated as God's work. She has a purpose for all of it, and you simply need to have faith and go in there and try to appreciate Her works!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nope. Skanky means dirty and whorish, and you are pointing out qualities that just arent desirable. but thanks for playing and I look forward to hearing more inj the inevitable posts to come

My dear, we obviously differ on the definition of skanky.

I guess under your definition, the only skanky tits could be bad fakes, or "stripper tits." I agree. Bad fakes are really skanky looking. I had a chick show me her new fakes a few months ago and my initial reaction was to give her my card and ask her to let me sure her surgeon. They looked awful - total turnoff. Its really awful that these lowball plastic surgeons offer that cheap shit... and that people are willing to scrimp on such an important expense.

If you're thinking of plastic surgery, be prepared to lay your wallet on the table or don't do it at all. The difference between a good nose/tit/eye/lipo job and a bad one is as noticeable as the difference in stitching between an Oxxford suit and a Today's Man suit.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by bilmore
Relating both to the picture, and your definition, breasts that look like they have been pulled and stretched and shoved and massaged completely out of normal shape, far beyond what one would expect from the mere ravages of time, can look "skanky". "Overused" might work, too.

And do I need to lecture you, too? How can one overuse God's blessings! I expected better of you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bilmore
Relating both to the picture, and your definition, breasts that look like they have been pulled and stretched and shoved and massaged completely out of normal shape, far beyond what one would expect from the mere ravages of time, can look "skanky". "Overused" might work, too.

this could be met by the breasts of a mother of 5 who breast-fed. her's are not skanky. "skanky" as to breasts is usually mis-applied. "skanky" is defined more by facial appearence. I suppose if the breasts had obvious dirt on them, or perhaps certain tattoos, or bad fake boobs job, then "skanky" could apply.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Watchtower
And do I need to lecture you, too? How can one overuse God's blessings?

Well, take a peek at that picture, and you'll see.

(Yes, it can happen.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Every body is a temple and should be appreciated as God's work. She has a purpose for all of it, and you simply need to have faith and go in there and try to appreciate Her works!

And then he came down from the mountain after making Adam and Eve and said "And this is good, but just in case some of them turn out ugly, I shall make alcohol so they too may reproduce." And so it was done. Amen.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"skanky" as to breasts is usually mis-applied. "skanky" is defined more by facial appearence

then really you're just talking about a skanky girl with tits. which is pretty much any skanky chick. so what's the point?

surely there are buttertits out there. nice face, but once the rack is on display -- my eyes!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
then really you're just talking about a skanky girl with tits. which is pretty much any skanky chick. so what's the point?

surely there are buttertits out there. nice face, but once the rack is on display -- my eyes!

sure. but that's ugly tits, not skanky.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

AoN, a board filled with male lawyers talking about the assets of various women is really not terribly appealing. Indeed, a bit, what is the word, skanky?

Don't any FB women have something more interesting to discuss?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore
Well, take a peek at that picture, and you'll see.

(Yes, it can happen.)

Just from reading the thread this morning, no -- I don't think I will.

(I'm happy to take your word for it).

I feel like this thread is penance for they joys of yesterday's discussion. When do we get released from purgatory?

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
then really you're just talking about a skanky girl with tits. which is pretty much any skanky chick. so what's the point?

surely there are buttertits out there. nice face, but once the rack is on display -- my eyes!
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But are there Buttercooters? These sound delicious! Shape Shifter?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think she's planning on wearing a red thong just in case.

Or she might be wearing one of those weirdo cupless bra things that are so ho-ho-ho-hot.

What's hottest is not wearing a bra at all. If you've got pert boobs that stand at attention, let them breath for Christ's sake. Let them move. Give them some wiggle room. I assure you, ladies, if you need me to write a motion for you so you can enjoy your weekend and you come into my office braless in an otherwise conservative and office-approriate ensemble, I am going to sheepishly say "sure, and if you'd like me to wash your car too, I'm there."

I can't tell you how many times I've wound up ordering extra transcripts after depositions because the hot court reporter with the low-buttoned semi-see through blouse leaned in and said "Do you want everything?" Its just impossible not to say "Yes," since I'm thinking, "ABSOLUTELY! Right here, now, on the conference table... I want to hike your skirt up over your ass and tear your shirt open and..." Got a little ahead of myself there...