Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04 - Page 324

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-03-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I take it everybody is thinking very hard about appropriate gifts for e/o.

Orientation's not an issue, so sexual favors here. You and NCS may be stuck picking up the nice dinner before and after.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Colymbosathon ecplecticos
Ball gag and strap-on?

Nice thought. think I'll call an Austin sex shop and have that delivered to e/o.

leagleaze · 02-03-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Question for the internet knowledgable.

It is just a link, that is why things change sometimes, because the link is discovered and the person/site didn't appreciate it, or through technological means they have done something to make other images appear. It is similar to the red x you get when you try to link to geocities or the porn picture that randomly appeared one day in very old post that had been quite innocent at the time.

Colymbosathon ecplecticos · 02-03-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice thought. think I'll call an Austin sex shop and have that delivered to e/o.

I'm sure that e/o would be eternally grateful, as would the odd man. However, I think that it is RT who is in need of the quo.

evenodds · 02-03-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice thought. think I'll call an Austin sex shop and have that delivered to e/o.

Thanks, I appreciate the thought, but that was a different thread.

I did discuss the use of strap-ons with a a group of heterosexual men recently. To a man, they all objected to the use of strap-ons (no surprise there). What surprised me was their reasoning. For them, the whole Slot C action was akin to domination. The men they did know who'd received the Ralphie treatment were roundly castigated for being and wanting to be submissive.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Colymbosathon ecplecticos
I'm sure that e/o would be eternally grateful, as would the odd man. However, I think that it is RT who is in need of the quo.

So now you see why it was funny. Or not. I could use some help from PLF about now.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Thanks, I appreciate the thought, but that was a different thread.

I did discuss the use of strap-ons with a a group of heterosexual men recently. To a man, they all objected to the use of strap-ons (no surprise there). What surprised me was their reasoning. For them, the whole Slot C action was akin to domination. The men they did know who'd received the Ralphie treatment were roundly castigated for being and wanting to be submissive.

Why is it called the Ralphie treatment?

It is sort of silly to me that (many) straight men have this hangup. Missing out on the P-spot, I guess. Wouldn't want people to think they are gay or submissive.

ETA: knowing that this is the way guys think, why would a guy tell his friends that he had done that anyway?

robustpuppy · 02-03-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why is it called the Ralphie treatment?

Ralphie on the Sopranos liked to receive butt action from a woman. There was a memorable scene involving Janice using a vibrator on him. We later learned from the very reliable Janice that that was the only kind of sexual favor he liked to receive.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-03-2004, 01:03 PM

So I saw Chris Rock's Black Ambition show last night. Very funny. Not as funny as some of his other stuff, but he had a lot of new material. Bilmore would love his segment on rap music. Good stuff. Check it out when it rolls into your town. (He even had Dougie Fresh and Slick Rick open for him.)

So, here's a poll.

Who is the funniest person (stand up comedian or comedic actor) you've ever watched?

Although, he is no longer very funny (and how does that happen?), I have to go with Eddie Murphy. Richard Pryor was definitely more gifted as a comedian and Eddie Murphy straight up stole a lot of his bits, but I was at the right age for Eddie Murphy's Delirious and it just blew me away. I probably appreciate Pryor more now than I do Eddie, because Richard was never not funny. But, for a few years, Eddie was king. During that time, he dominated SNL, all his movies were funny and his standup was just ridiculous.

If I had to pick someone today, it would be either Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle. Rock belongs on the stage (and not in movies -- please God, make him stop). But Chappelle is the type of funny that makes you want to just hang out with him, spark a blunt and laugh all fucking day. The Niggars bit (white family with the last name, "Niggar") was some funny shit on his last show.*

TM

* Mother of another family to father: "Little Susie is going out with that Niggar boy from school tonight."

Father: Please God No!

Susie: No, daddy. Frankie Niggar from down the block.
________

Maitre'd at nice restaurant: Niggar party of two.

Black couple: Hey man. That's not necessary.

Niggar couple: I think he means us.

Black couple: Oh. I bet you get the best table a Niggar's ever got at this establishment.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-03-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why is it called the Ralphie treatment?

It is sort of silly to me that (many) straight men have this hangup. Missing out on the P-spot, I guess. Wouldn't want people to think they are gay or submissive.

ETA: knowing that this is the way guys think, why would a guy tell his friends that he had done that anyway?

While not quite a strap-on, many guys I know have unexpectedly received the "shocker". It seems to be ok to reveal if you didn't know it was going to happen or didn't request it.

robustpuppy · 02-03-2004, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
While not quite a strap-on, many guys I know have unexpectedly received the "shocker". It seems to be ok to reveal if you didn't know it was going to happen or didn't request it.

Yeah, sure you didn't.

evenodds · 02-03-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why is it called the Ralphie treatment?

It's not. I called it that. Wasn't that the Joey Pants character on the Sopranos?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ETA: knowing that this is the way guys think, why would a guy tell his friends that he had done that anyway?

Shockingly, they do, which is how we knew that this was going on with people we knew. More shocking, they have the conversation with women they are dating or hoping to date. Since Austin is kinda small, we then all get to hear about it.

Tyrone Slothrop · 02-03-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ETA: knowing that this is the way guys think, why would a guy tell his friends that he had done that anyway?

He is telling them that he is secure and comfortable with himself, and they are sharing their insecurities with each other in a guy way.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-03-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, sure you didn't.

No, I usually request the Arabian Goggles.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Shockingly, they do, which is how we knew that this was going on with people we knew. More shocking, they have the conversation with women they are dating or hoping to date. Since Austin is kinda small, we then all get to hear about it.

Yes, I wonder how long it will take for the buzz to spread around town that e/o and the oddman ordered a strap-on and ball-gag from the local sex shop and had them delivered!