Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Not to be rude, but does Penske really count?

Yes.

Watch,

One, two, three, four, five........see.

I'll bet you're sorry you asked that stupid question now.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes.

Watch,

One, two, three, four, five........see.

I'll bet you're sorry you asked that stupid question now.

It was kinda rhetorical-like. Why is there a black helicopter hovering outside?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
We don't really recognize it as such.

is your adam's apple concealer prescription, or do you just do w/o from now on when traveling?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It was kinda rhetorical-like. Why is there a black helicopter hovering outside?

Oh. :blush:

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Oh. :blush:

It's ok, the helicopter guy just gave me a warning--I told him I was once a NY DA, and he said "Coolsies" and took off.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It's ok, the helicopter guy just gave me a warning--I told him I was once a NY DA, and he said "Coolsies" and took off.

They're stationing an unmanned drone.

[SlaveNoMore]

Penske_Account
Whatever happened to esperanto?

If this doesn't bring DebtSlave out of retirement, sadly, nothing will.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If this doesn't bring DebtSlave out of retirement, sadly, nothing will.

Exactly, I try, and I try and I try for you kids, and whaddaeyeget? Black helicopters outside my window.

[robustpuppy]

Just met the loveliest woman from Scotland who was wearing the cutest skirt, which she got from this company:

http://www.bodenusa.com

I'd never heard of them before but there seem to be lots of nice things on the web site. Not the lovely woman's skirt, unfortunately, but maybe they'll be something like it again next summer.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Dear FB Citizens:

I have a personal question to ask, and I don't have any real life friends, so I thought I'd ask for your advice. I have been going to a nearby bar--it's a little out of the way, not all that nice inside and the patrons are a little cranky, but they serve a delightful cherry zima drink you can't get anywhere else, except maybe Denmark. So anyway, I've found myself visiting quite often lately, and each time I do, the locals make fun of me, throw ashtrays at me, and question my gender. I think some of them actually want to sleep with me real bad because I am pretty hot and nattily-dressed, but that is besides the point. Oh, and I have ginormous sweater puppies. Did I mention that I'm hot? Anyways, the regulars have gotten increasingly hostile to me because when I drink, I tend to rattle on a bit, and sometimes I mention how fucking cool I am, because I said so. These plebes just don't get the joke--that I know you know that I know that you think that I think that you think I'm below you. Imagine that. Anyway, I don't think anyone likes me there--even the sweet oldish ladies and their pets seem to snap and growl at me when I mention how cool I am and namedrop some clothing line I read in Vogue while on the subway. But I am an alcoholic, so I needs me some zima. Should I keep going back to that bar, or should I just try and order some cherry zima from Denmark? I'd appreciate a response, thanks.

Sincerely,

Unlikeable in every way, but HOT!

p.s. Did I mention that I'm Armenian?

you forgot to mention how you are asian. and hot. so that you excite every red-blooded american male's fetish fantasies.

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just met the loveliest woman from Scotland who was wearing the cutest skirt, which she got from this company:

http://www.bodenusa.com

I'd never heard of them before but there seem to be lots of nice things on the web site. Not the lovely woman's skirt, unfortunately, but maybe they'll be something like it again next summer.

The real question is, did you get her number?

[Penske_Account]

Query:

In the last 7 weeks or so, 15 new members have joined. Only one of them has posted. Assuming none of them are my socks..........assuming only one of them is a sock of mine, who are these people? Why they post not? Longtime lurkers? Shorttime lurkers? Socks?

Thoughts?

Thanks for playin, playas.

P

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Query:

In the last 7 weeks or so, 15 new members have joined. Only one of them has posted. Assuming none of them are my socks..........assuming only one of them is a sock of mine, who are these people? Why they post not? Longtime lurkers? Shorttime lurkers? Socks?

OK, you got me. The rest are all my socks. Clearly I'm no good at this and hereby resign from socking.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just met the loveliest woman from Scotland who was wearing the cutest skirt, which she got from this company:

http://www.bodenusa.com

I'd never heard of them before but there seem to be lots of nice things on the web site. Not the lovely woman's skirt, unfortunately, but maybe they'll be something like it again next summer.

The partner I used to work with frequently orders from there all the time. They also have Boden Kids or Mini Boden which is also quite nice, indeed.

AoN, I finally had my haircut this weekend at Frederic Fekkai, went to Bendel to buy makeup [housed in building] and to Brooks [hi Adder!] to buy some fitted shirts. Going to Banana to buy a pencil skirt today.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Dear FB Citizens:

I have a personal question to ask, and I don't have any real life friends, so I thought I'd ask for your advice. I have been going to a nearby bar--it's a little out of the way, not all that nice inside and the patrons are a little cranky, but they serve a delightful cherry zima drink you can't get anywhere else, except maybe Denmark. So anyway, I've found myself visiting quite often lately, and each time I do, the locals make fun of me, throw ashtrays at me, and question my gender. I think some of them actually want to sleep with me real bad because I am pretty hot and nattily-dressed, but that is besides the point. Oh, and I have ginormous sweater puppies. Did I mention that I'm hot? Anyways, the regulars have gotten increasingly hostile to me because when I drink, I tend to rattle on a bit, and sometimes I mention how fucking cool I am, because I said so. These plebes just don't get the joke--that I know you know that I know that you think that I think that you think I'm below you. Imagine that. Anyway, I don't think anyone likes me there--even the sweet oldish ladies and their pets seem to snap and growl at me when I mention how cool I am and namedrop some clothing line I read in Vogue while on the subway. But I am an alcoholic, so I needs me some zima. Should I keep going back to that bar, or should I just try and order some cherry zima from Denmark? I'd appreciate a response, thanks.

Sincerely,

Unlikeable in every way, but HOT!

This is clearly just a thinly-veiled attempt to find out the exact location of the Land of Fu. And I'm not falling for it.

TM