Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Dearest IT,

[Blah, blah, blah]

My solution to the IT mess: System goes down --> Pony goes home. Very, very stress free solution.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Indeed, a bit, what is the word, skanky?

I believe the word you're looking for is déclassé.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess



But are there Buttercooters?

Hasn't Sebby already said there are?

But I prefer mine au jus, not buttered.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield I want to hike your skirt up over your ass

There you go with the ass-hair fetish thing again!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
then really you're just talking about a skanky girl with tits. which is pretty much any skanky chick. so what's the point?

surely there are buttertits out there. nice face, but once the rack is on display -- my eyes!
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But are there Buttercooters? These sound delicious! Shape Shifter?

Yep. There are buttertits. Sometimes the bra is holding up a lot of density which appears very pert, but when you open the clasp, the saggers pour out and hang down to forearm level. That's unfortunate. But like I said, everybody's got something ugly on them, so if the rest of the package may overcome it.

We've beaten the buttercooter thing to death. See: Roast beef.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
This is for the ladies, but the gentlemen will surely appreciate it on some level.

Apparently, some huge percentage of women wear the wrong bra size. Do you? Measure and find out:

Pony knows this. Half the paralegals here have a permanent indentation 1/2 way up the breast.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
There you go with the ass-hair fetish thing again!!

I had a dingleberry joke teed up in reply, but even I can't go there...

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
spree: article about a couple who sued WalMart because their shopping bag broke after it was allegedly over-filled.

My favorite part.

"Her husband also is seeking that amount in damages ($30K), claiming that as a result of his wife's injuries he has been deprived of her attention and comfort and suffered a loss of consortium."

How do they get here from a broken foot and cracked toenails?

On second thought, I don't want to know.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sure. but that's ugly tits, not skanky.

There is nothing worse than the girl who looks better with her clothes on. I "dated" a cocktail waitress about three years ago(she was 21 - hi Paigow!!) who looked a lot like Lisa Loeb. Glasses and everything. She was thin and well-shaped. Or so I thought. The clothes came off and...even though she was thin, she was flabby...and pasty...and she had buttertits...and a tattoo that had gone blue. Fortunately, she smoked a lot of weed and had given me some that night.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hasn't Sebby already said there are?

But I prefer mine au jus, not buttered.

Just so long as its not Alfredo sauce, I'll dive. Nothing's worse than sloppy seconds.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish
My favorite part.

"Her husband also is seeking that amount in damages ($30K), claiming that as a result of his wife's injuries he has been deprived of her attention and comfort and suffered a loss of consortium."

How do they get here from a broken foot and cracked toenails?

On second thought, I don't want to know.

My mental picture of those two was of two morbidly obese waddlers in matching old navy sweat suits, so the thought of them engaging in anything resembling "consortium" makes me want to puke.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Oops double post

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
then really you're just talking about a skanky girl with tits. which is pretty much any skanky chick. so what's the point?

surely there are buttertits out there. nice face, but once the rack is on display -- my eyes!
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But are there Buttercooters? These sound delicious! Shape Shifter?

Concur. Buttercooters are tasty snacks to be eaten by the box. As are buttertits - you can't eat just one! Check you local newspaper for coupons!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Just from reading the thread this morning, no -- I don't think I will.

(I'm happy to take your word for it).

I feel like this thread is penance for they joys of yesterday's discussion. When do we get released from purgatory?

When BnB comes down from the mountain and bestows upon the Adult Board her, um, tablets.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by spookyfish
"Her husband also is seeking that amount in damages ($30K), claiming that as a result of his wife's injuries he has been deprived of her attention and comfort and suffered a loss of consortium."

How do they get here from a broken foot and cracked toenails?

A lawyer I once worked with defended a loss of consortium claim where the wife had hurt her knee. According to this lawyer, the mediator at one point told her (the defense lawyer) "The problem is that they're doing it wrong -- he needs to flip her over!"