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05-06-2005, 12:33 AM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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nursin'
Oh, I meant to tell you, go have this sock harrass the legislature in Texas. Your
sock's reason for existence is at stake here.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-06-2005, 01:33 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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virus
McAfee tells me machine has a virus, "New Malware.h". But McAfee can't tell me anything about it, and it can't clean, delete or quarantine the file. What do I do?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-06-2005, 02:20 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Run run runaway
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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I have found people whose entire iris is visible not to be trustworthy in matters of the heart. YMMV, but this confirms it for me. Of course, some of the people in my sample were on meth at the time, FWIW. |
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05-06-2005, 09:27 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Has This Been Discussed?
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Originally posted by ironweed
When I was clerking I once suggested "proclivities" as a better rhyme for "activities" in a footnote much like this one, but the Judge just hit me in the head with the back of his hand.
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?Huh? Where would you write in that court? On the back of the tickets?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-06-2005, 09:52 AM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Nice Breeze!
Happy No Pants Day to All!
http://www.nopantsday.com/
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05-06-2005, 10:22 AM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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FREAKING VENT
So i saw my former secretary today in the parking garage pull into a handicapped parking space and put up a placard and go on her merry way. Lots of people have handicaps that aren't readily noticeable, however, this one walks a couple blocks to the gym everyday, so I don't really think she qualifies for the standard...it really pissed me off. I need to vent. That is all. This is the same secretary who threatened to not work for me anymore when I told her I didn't have time to talk to her about her forthcomign love child she thought she was ahving with the firm facilities guy (no doubt conceived at one of the many times she wasn't at her desk for hours on end only to be found locked up with the facilities guy in his office)....Gawd she annoys the crap out of me.
That is all. Carry on.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
Last edited by sunnybunny; 05-06-2005 at 10:24 AM..
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05-06-2005, 10:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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virus
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
McAfee tells me machine has a virus, "New Malware.h". But McAfee can't tell me anything about it, and it can't clean, delete or quarantine the file. What do I do?
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Dump McAfee and go to www.grisoft.com.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2005, 10:38 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What was that?!!?
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Last night I fell asleep with the TV on and dreamt that there was a late-night infommercial about how to hamster on TV. Yes, Richard Gere was the receiver and Chuck Norris one of the hosts. In my dream, I was frantically looking for the remote so I could change the channel. Then I woke up to one of those early morning yoga shows. They were not using hamsters.
Weird.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2005, 10:39 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Holy shit is Kellen Winslow Jr. an idiot...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2005, 10:48 AM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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virus
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
McAfee tells me machine has a virus, "New Malware.h". But McAfee can't tell me anything about it, and it can't clean, delete or quarantine the file. What do I do?
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Think different. |
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05-06-2005, 10:56 AM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Holy shit is Kellen Winslow Jr. an idiot...
Yet another reason as to why Cleveland is truly the most tortured city in America in terms of major league sports. Most people I know are simply waiting for day that the ACME anvil or random baby grand piano to fall on LeBron's head.
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05-06-2005, 10:59 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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FREAKING VENT
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So i saw my former secretary today in the parking garage pull into a handicapped parking space and put up a placard and go on her merry way.
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Take a picture of her at the gym, write down the placard number, and send it to the DMV or whoever gives those things away. |
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05-06-2005, 11:09 AM
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#4874
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Go Rockets!
That is all.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-06-2005, 11:23 AM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Dream Friday
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Last night I fell asleep with the TV on and dreamt that there was a late-night infommercial about how to hamster on TV. Yes, Richard Gere was the receiver and Chuck Norris one of the hosts. In my dream, I was frantically looking for the remote so I could change the channel. Then I woke up to one of those early morning yoga shows. They were not using hamsters.
Weird.
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I had a dream last night I threw an attack-midget into a construction pit.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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