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04-06-2004, 04:36 PM
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#4876
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Eastern Seaboard, USA
Posts: 17
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Spontaneous combustions
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Every so often, I'm really happy that we're not allowed to pump our own gas here in Orygun.
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The Garden State has a similar law. New Jersey and you, perrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect together!
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New Jersey and You (except for NFH), Perfect Together
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04-06-2004, 04:36 PM
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#4877
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Random T-shirt
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
For various reasons not worth going into, I was hunting about the internet for amusing T-shirts. I found this, which could well be the board's official T-shirt.
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I don't think someone who takes a 5XL should have the right to wear such a shirt. sorry, bilmore.
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04-06-2004, 04:44 PM
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#4878
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Furn ing
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I know you were all very concerned about my hunt for a media cabinet. I purchased the below, hopefully it will look ok. If not, well, I will continue the hunt.
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Did it come with Shape Shifter's chamber pot, or was that extra?
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04-06-2004, 04:45 PM
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#4879
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Spontaneous combustions
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Originally posted by New Jersey
The Garden State has a similar law. New Jersey and you, perrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect together!
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Ever have a WTF moment when you realize you can't remember which state socks have been banned?
Good, me neither.
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04-06-2004, 04:47 PM
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#4880
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think that rather than the greek vase on top, you should buy one of these. Class it up, if you will:
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Yeah, I thought the vase was a nice touch.
Bunny I got it at storeyourmedia.com Funny thing is it didn't show up when I browsed. I found something similar on a site called, of all things, a touchofclass (yes I winced at the name) so I did a search for the item name and the storeyourmedia.com site came up. It was less expensive for the same item, and also, I just couldn't bring myself to buy something from a place called touchofclass.com.
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04-06-2004, 04:59 PM
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#4881
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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COSTANZA!
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Not Bob
Right. Because a search of Yankee items for sale on Ebay won't reveal any similar idiocy.
But I digress. It's baseball season, and time for Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku once again!
Moose has do-over
0 and 1 versus Tampa?
You know Boss is pissed.
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Pedro, so so sad
Now cannot throw Eighty-five
Wildcard? Toronto
PS - Won't it great when Bonds ties his godfather off Pettite tonight?
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04-06-2004, 05:02 PM
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#4882
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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A touch of class
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Originally posted by leagleaze
... a site called, of all things, a touchofclass (yes I winced at the name) ... I just couldn't bring myself to buy something from a place called touchofclass.com.
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The Mr. and I get that catalog every so often (they've obviously heard how classy I am), and it is a riot. I think we've mocked it here before.
Particularly the coordinated bedroom sets.
Oh, and did anyone else see the Daily Show a few days ago, when John Stewart commented that the Tyco dude had an ice sculpture of David that peed vodka "because its so CLASSY," and believe, deep in your heart, that he reads this board?
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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04-06-2004, 05:11 PM
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#4883
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Random T-shirt
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
For various reasons not worth going into, I was hunting about the internet for amusing T-shirts. I found this, which could well be the board's official T-shirt.
http://tshirtsthatbite.home.comcast.net/gay.htm
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at first glance I thought it was from one of my high school prom date's websites ( www.tshirtsthatsuck.com) which I then went to to check out if they had somethign similar...at which point I spotted a tshirt that says CREED SUCKS--amen.
Sunny
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-06-2004, 05:17 PM
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#4884
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Dress Socks
Will someone recommend a brand of men's dress socks that stay up?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 05:21 PM
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#4885
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will someone recommend a brand of men's dress socks that stay up?
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eat some Big Macs, bird legs.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-06-2004, 05:24 PM
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#4886
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will someone recommend a brand of men's dress socks that stay up?
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I can only offer anecdotal evidence of what comes out of the dryer and doesn't go straight into the trash.
1 Calvin Klein
2 Polo
3 Hilfiger
4 Kenneth Cole
5 Donna Karan
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-06-2004, 05:24 PM
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#4887
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
eat some Big Macs, bird legs.
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No way. They'll go straight to my hips.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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#4888
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Dress Socks
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can only offer anecdotal evidence of what comes out of the dryer and doesn't go straight into the trash.
1 Calvin Klein
2 Polo
3 Hilfiger
4 Kenneth Cole
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Polo suck. CK suck. My Boss socks won't stay up either. Even if they did, I will never again pay that much for a stupid pair of socks.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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#4889
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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boone's farm?
From ESPN:
"Aaron Boone's torn knee ligament may not have ended his Yankees career after all.
The club has expressed an early interest in re-signing Boone, only this time it would be to play second base rather than third, The New York Times reported Tuesday."
TM
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04-06-2004, 05:31 PM
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#4890
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Weird Sights
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
There is a helicopter flying outside my window, carrying a giant "A".
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Tell us when they're done setting up the rest of the letters. Should be awhile before they get all of "S," "S," "H," "O," "L," and "E" set up.
TM
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