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[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by lo han kuo
It may be trite, but its true and while I don't necessarily regret the Summer conquest I want to avoid having my p-ship ring jeopardized by crazy Ex-Sec. Certainly someone here has seen this sort of situation come down in their firm before and perhaps could offer some insight (along with the expected cynicism and flames).

I'm not sure this will be of much help now, but a preempt does worlds of good in this situation. A 20 second conversation like -- "I feel like you're the type of person who won't blab all over town about stuff, and in fact, doesn't tell anybody anything about their personal life. Right?", early on in the courtship, often works wonders. At least, it did when I was still in the game.

Maybe you can try it now? Have a sit-down with ex-sec. Tell her you're going to try to get Summer to go for it, but as a condition, you want to make sure that she keeps her mouth shut about it, if it happens, and as a matter of fact, I hope and trust that you're not the type to tell anybody what you've found out. Are we cool?

You might remind her of the promise she made in the bar.

Just a thought. It's no lock, but I think people are more loath to spill if they're promised somebody explicitly that they won't, even if a normal person would think that such a promise should go unsaid.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Wrongo. I am the only tribute to hank. The others are tributes to me. Except for spreadmycrabski. I'm not really sure what that is.

I am not really sure what I am either, I just hoped to hang around long enough to get sloppy seconds on one of T's sisters.

[Whack Mybuttski]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Wrongo. I am the only tribute to hank. The others are tributes to me. Except for spreadmycrabski. I'm not really sure what that is.

you are the host vehicle for my tributary to Hank. Like a virtual transubstantiation. or what happened with the bluetriangle. in reverse.

[Spread Mycrabski]

Originally posted by Whack Mybuttski
you are the host vehicle for my tributary to Hank. Like a virtual transubstantiation. or what happened with the bluetriangle. in reverse.

On what did you base your decision to choose that Avatar? I don't get how it works with the theme.

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Spread Mycrabski
I am a first-generation tribute sock to Hank Chinaski. This is why my signature says "First" Low volume, high margins, and a direct competitor to you. Except that I prefer to tribute the days back when he went to bars to meet women.

How can you be first when I clearly predate you?

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Whack Mybuttski
you are the host vehicle for my tributary to Hank. Like a virtual transubstantiation. or what happened with the bluetriangle. in reverse.

Seriously. It freaks me out when you're all here at the same time.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys


Just a thought. It's no lock, but I think people are more loath to spill if they're promised somebody explicitly that they won't, even if a normal person would think that such a promise should go unsaid.

Until the Summer says Hell No, and the Ex-sec's internal Failure of Performance excuse kicks in.

[Spread Mycrabski]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
How can you be first when I clearly predate you?

I am first in my Fief and a lateral to you. At least I bear some Hank like qualtities . You are just a cute name and a so-so idea.

[Flakey McFlake]

Originally posted by Spread Mycrabski
This is the Worst.

Tribute.

Sock.

Ever.



One cannot sock on moniker alone. Even if the moniker were amusing, which it is not (I would have gone with Fucky McFuck), you still need content that captures the essence of em who you tribute. Please retire this sock immediately.

See, this is why Hank wants to claim me as a tribute as the moniker was his idea, as was the tribute sock. I, however, am not a sock.
I am me. Bad Monkey.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure this will be of much help now, but a preempt does worlds of good in this situation. A 20 second conversation like -- "I feel like you're the type of person who won't blab all over town about stuff, and in fact, doesn't tell anybody anything about their personal life. Right?", early on in the courtship, often works wonders. At least, it did when I was still in the game.

Maybe you can try it now? Have a sit-down with ex-sec. Tell her you're going to try to get Summer to go for it, but as a condition, you want to make sure that she keeps her mouth shut about it, if it happens, and as a matter of fact, I hope and trust that you're not the type to tell anybody what you've found out. Are we cool?

You might remind her of the promise she made in the bar.

Just a thought. It's no lock, but I think people are more loath to spill if they're promised somebody explicitly that they won't, even if a normal person would think that such a promise should go unsaid.

If that doesn't suit you, pm penske and he can tell you some details of what Bill clinton did to keep messes from spilling.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Spread Mycrabski
I am first in my Fief and a lateral to you. At least I bear some Hank like qualtities . You are just a cute name and a so-so idea.

Are you in line for T's sisters too?

[Whack Mybuttski]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Seriously. It freaks me out when you're all here at the same time.

It is a weird cosmic sign.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure this will be of much help now, but a preempt does worlds of good in this situation. A 20 second conversation like -- "I feel like you're the type of person who won't blab all over town about stuff, and in fact, doesn't tell anybody anything about their personal life. Right?", early on in the courtship, often works wonders. At least, it did when I was still in the game.

Maybe you can try it now? Have a sit-down with ex-sec. Tell her you're going to try to get Summer to go for it, but as a condition, you want to make sure that she keeps her mouth shut about it, if it happens, and as a matter of fact, I hope and trust that you're not the type to tell anybody what you've found out. Are we cool?

You might remind her of the promise she made in the bar.

Just a thought. It's no lock, but I think people are more loath to spill if they're promised somebody explicitly that they won't, even if a normal person would think that such a promise should go unsaid.

It may just be because of the wife and newborn waiting at home for you, but this is reading as Smarmiest to me right now. Maybe if you changed the avatar before posting this?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Not to scare your newber pal and distinguishable as not law firms, but:

1. Wasn't harry Stonecipher's recent resignation from Boeing related to an interoffice romance?; and

2. Clinton, impeachment. Nuff said?

They were not well-liked? They were well-known and therefore not well-liked?

Fly under the radar, baby.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
See, this is why Hank wants to claim me as a tribute as the moniker was his idea, as was the tribute sock. I, however, am not a sock.
I am me. Bad Monkey.

Meh.