Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Polo suck. CK suck. My Boss socks won't stay up either. Even if they did, I will never again pay that much for a stupid pair of socks.

Good lord, man, what's wrong with you? I think the solution to your problem may have nothing to do with sock brands. You either need to replace your socks more than once every five years, build up some calf muscles, or get those old-man garters.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
RT, I say this with deepest respect and affection, but go fuck yourself. That never happened.

Str(it's gonna be a long summer, so go leafs go)8

How about following a team where the manager's pre-season prediction is that he's hoping to win 62.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell us when they're done setting up the rest of the letters. Should be awhile before they get all of "S," "S," "H," "O," "L," and "E" set up.

Geez, someone loses a few quarters in a slot machine and he gets all bitchy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Good lord, man, what's wrong with you? I think the solution to your problem may have nothing to do with sock brands. You either need to replace your socks more than once every five years, build up some calf muscles, or get those old-man garters.

I have normal-sized calves.

Fatty.

I have socks that stay up but they're not "branded" so I have no idea where to get more.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What, your local Shell station doesn't have a blow-up doll aisle?

the "porno" SS buys is Tiger Beat. He's better waiting till he gets home, and keeping that whole thing in the fantasy realm.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ending A) We say thanks, leave the premises, call the police, watch the news later that night to see Mel Gibson, who had been missing for days, being led out of the building after having been kidnapped and held for ransom.

Ending B) We say "you're lying. We know you're selling something here and it's not just massages. So how much for the group tongue massage?"

Ending C) We bust through the door, Charlies Angels style. High kicking and karate chopping our way through the masked employees of the world's biggest X lab. We see Zorin getting ready to take off in his blimp. We fire, shoot down the blimp. 007 slides down the satellite dish with his hot russian spy. We capture Zorin and humanity is safe again.

Ending D) Security takes you out back and beats you about the head, neck and (most importantly) hands, with a two-by-four. You spend limited time in the hospital but can never type again.

Ending E) There's a special on senses of humor and you splurge.


TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think that rather than the greek vase on top, you should buy one of these. Class it up, if you will:

Only if it pees Vodka and has "Tyco" stamped on the ass.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ending D) Security takes you out back and beats you about the head, neck and (most importantly) hands, with a two-by-four. You spend limited time in the hospital but can never type again.

Ending E) There's a special on senses of humor and you splurge.


TM

Or there's a special on happy endings and everyone splurges.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have socks that stay up but they're not "branded" so I have no idea where to get more.

Then ask your mom which flea market she bought them at so you can go back.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Oh, and did anyone else see the Daily Show a few days ago, when John Stewart commented that the Tyco dude had an ice sculpture of David that peed vodka "because its so CLASSY," and believe, deep in your heart, that he reads this board?

Fuck. This post totally ruins that last not-so-funny post.

Oh well.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will someone recommend a brand of men's dress socks that stay up?

Fashion tip: you shouldn't wear socks with a dress.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Geez, someone loses a few quarters in a slot machine and he gets all bitchy.

Dollars, man. Dollars. Like 6 of 'em!

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then ask your mom which flea market she bought them at so you can go back.

You're getting unfunnier by the minute. And we thought you had already regressed to your mean. Not so.








Oooooooooooh statistics insult! Burn.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fashion tip: you shouldn't wear socks with a dress.

Penske and Vin disagree.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only if it pees Vodka and has "Tyco" stamped on the ass.

TM

If Kozlowski's folks had any sense, they would have used this as their model: