imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thank you, sebby, for validating Mrs. Not Bob's view on male/female interpersonal relationships.

And TM wonders why I obsess over all possible reactions to "hey, your new hairstyle looks nice."

You've got to be kidding. Because Sebby is a maroon, your wife won't let you compliment someone who isn't her?

"You look nice in that dress" does not translate into, "I like your tits and ass" (at least not all the time). Sometimes it means, "You look nice, for you, when you wear something like that." There are people who are incapable of looking nice in anything, but who look nice for them in whatever they have on at a given moment.

Sometimes people look nice and you are not attracted to them or their tits at all. If you see a woman wearing pants every other day and today she's in a sun dress, you can say she looks nice without it being a comment on her body.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thank you, sebby, for validating Mrs. Not Bob's view on male/female interpersonal relationships.

And TM wonders why I obsess over all possible reactions to "hey, your new hairstyle looks nice."

I give it to the old lady honestly. She comes home with shit all the time and I say "That's just ugly." I like the simple black dress that hugs the ass and shows off the tits. Keep it simple. Like Bud in a can. It always works.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've got to be kidding. Because Sebby is a maroon, your wife won't let you compliment someone who isn't her?

You look nice in that dress does not translate into, "I like your tits and ass" (at least not all the time). Sometimes it means, "You look nice, for you, when you wear something like that." There are people who are incapable of looking nice in anything, but who look nice for them in whatever they have on at a given moment.

Sometimes people look nice and you are not attracted to them or their tits at all. If you see a woman wearing pants every other day and today they're in a sun dress, you can say they look nice without it being a comment on their body.

TM

Those fatties you're ingratiating yourself to... they know you're doing it to try to fuck their hot friend. They'll cock block your kind the hardest.

ETA: I'll get cock blocked too. But I'll keep my dignity.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Again with the semantics. And crass is so 80s. Which I think means its cool.

I never say "You look great in that dress" except to my wife because I feel a bit skeeved saying "I'd like to fuck you" to women to whom I'm not married.

The worst is having a female friend with a kicking body walk up to you at the beach and start talking, because all you're thinking is "hmmmm, Brazilian... hmmmm, excellent nipplage... glad she got in the water."

This is whay, when the man in the sunglasses store says, "But sir, for a professional, the deeply tinted Revos look a bit too sporty... people can't even see your eyes," I say "Exactly."

Hmmm. Dark sunglasses to hide the fact you are staring at tits? That's just crazy enough to work! Kudos to you, you cunning bastard. You're a tit-staring-at visionary.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Again with the semantics. And crass is so 80s. Which I think means its cool.

I never say "You look great in that dress" except to my wife because I feel a bit skeeved saying "I'd like to fuck you" to women to whom I'm not married.

The worst is having a female friend with a kicking body walk up to you at the beach and start talking, because all you're thinking is "hmmmm, Brazilian... hmmmm, excellent nipplage... glad she got in the water."

This is whay, when the man in the sunglasses store says, "But sir, for a professional, the deeply tinted Revos look a bit too sporty... people can't even see your eyes," I say "Exactly."

Apparently a lot of my friends' husbands and boyfriends actually want to fuck me, because on occasion most of them have said "you look great" or "you look great tonight" or "you look great in that dress."

Semantics IS the difference between rude and polite. Being told "you look great in that dress" by someone who I actually am pretty sure is really saying "I'd like to fuck you" can be kinda hot. Being told "your tits and ass look fantastic right now," other than in certain private funny situations makes me think "what an immature asshole, doesn't he know how to behave in public??"

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Those fatties you're ingratiating yourself to... they know you're doing it to try to fuck their hot friend. They'll cock block your kind the hardest.

ETA: I'll get cock blocked too. But I'll keep my dignity.

I think you are confusing you with me.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sometimes people look nice and you are not attracted to them or their tits at all.
TM

For example, TM once told me that I look nice, and he's not attracted to me or my tits at all.












HA!!!!*







*Hi PLF!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For example, TM once told me that I look nice, and he's not attracted to me or my tits at all.












HA!!!!*







*Hi PLF!

I think you are confusing you with me.

RP

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently a lot of my friends' husbands and boyfriends actually want to fuck me, because on occasion most of them have said "you look great" or "you look great tonight" or "you look great in that dress."

Semantics IS the difference between rude and polite. Being told "you look great in that dress" by someone who I actually am pretty sure is really saying "I'd like to fuck you" can be kinda hot. Being told "your tits and ass look fantastic right now," other than in certain private funny situations makes me think "what an immature asshole, doesn't he know how to behave in public??"

You're finally learning. All men, whether they act on it or not, are constantly evaluating and reevaluating every woman [or man, NTTAWWT] they see, and the analysis is pretty simple--would I fuck that? At least that's what my human friends tell me. I'm just a monkey, we're wired differently. Apparently, us monkeys give up juice to see naked monkey behinds, stupid monkeys.


eta: options for gay or bisexual men.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For example, TM once told me that I look nice, and he's not attracted to me or my tits at all.












HA!!!!*







*Hi PLF!

Hi!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think you are confusing you with me.

RP

I hate it when that happens.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently a lot of my friends' husbands and boyfriends actually want to fuck me, because on occasion most of them have said "you look great" or "you look great tonight" or "you look great in that dress."

Semantics IS the difference between rude and polite. Being told "you look great in that dress" by someone who I actually am pretty sure is really saying "I'd like to fuck you" can be kinda hot. Being told "your tits and ass look fantastic right now," other than in certain private funny situations makes me think "what an immature asshole, doesn't he know how to behave in public??"

My dearest LTL, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. As Plated once said, treat me like that drunken personal trainer who wandered into the party and can't stop yammering about her new ab routine.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For example, TM once told me that I look nice, and he's not attracted to me or my tits at all.

You were the fat friend.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you are confusing you with me.

TM

Doesn't matter, either way, I strike out.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My dearest LTL, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. As Plated once said, treat me like that drunken personal trainer who wandered into the party and can't stop yammering about her new ab routine.

You want us to get you even more drunk and then fuck you?