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sebastian_dangerfield · 09-14-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ruffles or animal print?

What army is he a lieutenant in?

nononono · 09-14-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
So the hand on the ass thing is still gold, eh?

Only on Wednesdays.

NotFromHere · 09-14-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What army is he a lieutenant in?

Don't make me say it.

Fine then. Captain and Lieutenant.

taxwonk · 09-14-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Only on Wednesdays.

My lucky day.

nononono · 09-14-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
My lucky day.

Indeed.

"No timing issues" - check.

bold_n_brazen · 09-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've watched every minute. Comedy gold.

SPOILER

One of the funniest moments in reality television history is when Rob said to Johnny "No, we didn't think to include in the contract where you could and could not defecate."

I agree. Watched it all, like a train wreck. Except Monday's epsiode, which conflicted with another train wreck.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-14-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please. Alison Hannigan is cute, but definitely not hot.

I was referring to the exchange student chick. But now that you mention Buffy, Sequels actually she looked more like Cordelia than like the American Pie chick.

Closest celebrity look-a-like would be Cameron Diaz, before she got rail thin.

09-14-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
My lucky day.

Not for nuthin', but the last time someone tried to move in on one of Not Bob's little chippies they never found the guy's body. I'm just sayin'.

LessinSF · 09-14-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've watched every minute. Comedy gold.

SPOILER

One of the funniest moments in reality television history is when Rob said to Johnny "No, we didn't think to include in the contract where you could and could not defecate."

I too have watched every glorious minute, but I have a bone to pick with Rob C:

I understand that he included Johnny solely to spice up the TV show to hype what will undoubtedly be a shitty movie, but what I don't understand is Rob's, Trishelle's, Katie's, Tonya's, and apparently everyone's position that they luv and/or are great friends with Johnny. I saw absolutely no redeeming behavior from him. And I cannot even begin to comprehend what is so fucked up in the American female's psyche (or at least those who get cast on reality television) that they are attracted to him. As best as I could figure it out, Trishelle, Tonya and Katie have all fucked him??!!?!?! I defy anyone to explain that to me.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-14-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you get sent to a war, and bring your wrong camo color do you get sent home to get the right one?

No. Sent into the field to draw fire.

btw, fringe, haven't you been reading how they have to strap armor plates from tanks onto their humvees just to be mildly safe? Same with outfits. If the boots don't match the belt, tha'ts just war.

Shape Shifter · 09-14-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Eh, he was rude, so yeah. Besides, too much, and it's just overkill.

Too much what?

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-14-2005, 04:34 PM

Has anyone read that Onion article released awhile back that had the President of one of the Razor Companies say, "Fuck what the nerds in R&D say, we're going straight to Five Razors."

Well, as usual, The Onion is ahead of the times. But why call it Fusion when "Mach 5" would have all the previous marketing and success to stand on?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9340767/

Has anyone tried the Quattro? Is it better? I stopped at the vibrating Mach 3.

TM

nononono · 09-14-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Too much what?

Stop. Don't make me say it.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-14-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ok, last night after walking my dog and listening to my iPod on "shuffle songs", I fell asleep and had a dream. The soundtrack to my dream was a song I hadn't heard in ages -- 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker (VH1's Bands on the Run). -- It starts with the line "Relive the good times/cling to the past/with a 21 gun salute/and a flag flown at half mast/I can't take away the memory of the one that you loved last/But I can turn this picture into ash"

Anyways, during the dream, I was competing in a bass fishing tournament. But I didn't have a good rod and reel. All I had was a hose with a fish hook on the end. I was way behind and about to give up, when suddenly I felt that I had the bass-fishing equivalent of the golden snitch on my line. I pulled it up, and it was the size and appearance of my beloved dachsund/pappillon. I wrestled with it, and it bit me, and I tried to choke it, but then decided that I was being stupid, and let it go.

The next morning, I resumed listening to my shuffle mix while walking my dog, and the second song that came up (I did not reshuffle) was 21 Gun Salute by Soulcracker. Note that I have over 7000 songs on my iPod.

So Joseph, what do you make of this dream?

Translation: I have 7000 songs on my iPod. PLF, send me some love.

TM

NotFromHere · 09-14-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Has anyone read that Onion article released awhile back that had the President of one of the Razor Companies say, "Fuck what the nerds in R&D say, we're going straight to Five Razors."

Well, as usual, The Onion is ahead of the times. But why call it Fusion when "Mach 5" would have all the previous marketing and success to stand on?

TM

Because Speed Racer would totally bitch.