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05-06-2004, 04:35 PM
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#4906
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hersssssssss
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If her belly-button is that low, then I finally get the bowling ball joke...
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Don't you mean "six pack"?
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05-06-2004, 04:36 PM
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#4907
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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PSA
Due to new filters on my place of employment's network, I can't locate the page, but if you go to the Good Vibrations website, you'll find a link to information on National Masturbation Month. Usually they sponsor a masturbatathon, so here's your big opportunity for some competitive jacking off.
I trust that those here who are not saving up will do everything they can to recognize this important month.
ETA: Links kindly provided by a non-blocked soul.
Goodvibes's Masturbat-a-thon in support of The Center for Sex & Culture, a new San Francisco nonprofit which is raising money to open a library and archive, where they'll also hold classes, salons, art events and more.
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The above Center for Sex and Culture's own Masturbate-a-thon on May 15.
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The Yes portal page with all sorts of information about National Masturbation month and events around the country.
SPREE: Probably not work safe, and I haven't vetted because my work won't let me.
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05-06-2004, 04:39 PM
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#4908
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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PSA
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Due to new filters on my place of employment's network, I can't locate the page, but if you go to the Good Vibrations website, you'll find a link to information on National Masturbation Month. Usually they sponsor a masturbatathon, so here's your big opportunity for some competitive jacking off.
I trust that those here who are not saving up will do everything they can to recognize this important month.
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Is that May? If so, I am already behind. |
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05-06-2004, 04:45 PM
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#4909
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Hersssssssss
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't you mean "six pack"?
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Same concept, different joke. My point was that most people use three fingers to bowl.
:thumbsup:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2004, 04:46 PM
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#4910
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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not a roid ranger
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is that Boone again? If so, your muscles aren't real. He's a roid machine.
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Boonie's name has NOT been implicated or referred to in any way by Victor Conte and/or Balco. The muscles are indeed real. Get over it cartoon boy.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-06-2004, 04:50 PM
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#4911
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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not a roid ranger
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Boonie's name has NOT been implicated or referred to in any way by Victor Conte and/or Balco. The muscles are indeed real. Get over it cartoon boy.
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In one year: increase in home runs by 18, RBIs by 67 and slugging percentage by 157 points from the previous season.
This from a previously little little man. Draw your own conclusions.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2004, 04:57 PM
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: A different kind of den.
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Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
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Originally posted by john123
i am happy to have elicited a response from you. while my posts were not intended to do that, as I generally do not read posts from posters with less than several thousand posts in their oeuvre, eg: old skool baby, the writings that you and your friends are laying down around the boards resonate like a rubberball. from what i have read of your posts and some of the other johnny-cum-newbers, i should have expected to make a lurve connection and get a comment on the quality of my effort.
it reminds me of the time that prima facie first joined the board. his posts were wildely misunderstood and few got his point. Maybe taxhottie and ltlfb. i can't recall, but its not even important. what is important is that you did get my point, and as we move forward into the future i will mark any post that I think you would especially enjoy with a thumbs up at the top. Superdelicioso.
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I was around before the Stalin Board, too, but I guess I have less of a need to mention it than others do. Sorry I wasn't making an impression on you. I'll try to swing harder next time.
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You can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3, so you look at the 4 in the 10s place, make it 3 10s, change the 10 to 10 1s,
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05-06-2004, 05:00 PM
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#4913
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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not a roid ranger
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In one year: increase in home runs by 18, RBIs by 67 and slugging percentage by 157 points from the previous season.
This from a previously little little man. Draw your own conclusions.
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Aaron Boone is a little little man. Bret is the older much larger brother. You are apparently confusing the Boones with Sosa.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-06-2004, 05:01 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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PSA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that May? If so, I am already behind.
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Can I do anything to help?
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05-06-2004, 05:03 PM
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#4915
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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PSA
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can I do anything to help?
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By definition, I don't think you can.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2004, 05:05 PM
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#4916
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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PSA
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
By definition, I don't think you can.
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So cute, so naive. Or is it so naive, so cute? Hm. |
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05-06-2004, 05:07 PM
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#4917
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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PSA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So cute, so naive. Or is it so naive, so cute? Hm.
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Why? If he helps it's no longer masturbation.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2004, 05:08 PM
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#4918
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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not a roid ranger
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Aaron Boone is a little little man. Bret is the older much larger brother. You are apparently confusing the Boones with Sosa.
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Bret weighs 190*. Yeah, he's large. For a cyclist.
Sosa's on roids too.
*he was 165
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-06-2004, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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not a roid ranger
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Boonie's name has NOT been implicated or referred to in any way by Victor Conte and/or Balco. The muscles are indeed real. Get over it cartoon boy.
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Can blind squirrels find huge holes in their logic every once in awhile too?
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05-06-2004, 05:10 PM
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#4920
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a open letter to that certain someone on the board-you know who you are
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Originally posted by john123
in that spirit let me note, that yes, i am Pushy the Puppy. and the more the haters hate my play the more real i become. word.
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You are not Pushy the Puppy.
You are a filthy cunt.
Good day.
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