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06-08-2004, 05:53 PM
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#4906
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by bilmore
You shouldn't have responded if this was the best you were going to come back with. Those knuckle prints from the bitch slap fade yet?
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Ha. You certainly have a high opinion of yourself (big surprise). Your dig on me was hardly in the "bitch slap" category, old man. Unless gnats have five fingers.
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06-08-2004, 05:54 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by bilmore
Sorry. Hank told me I had to flatter the mod. But I still do like your posts, anyway. Really.
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I know you are, but what am I?
Am I getting the hang of this yet?
etft
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Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 06-08-2004 at 06:00 PM..
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06-08-2004, 05:55 PM
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#4908
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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sunnybunny
I didn't know they'd found a cure for Herpes.
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And I didn't know there were a bunch of uptight virgins running around DC.
I guess you learn something new every day. |
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06-08-2004, 05:55 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ha. You certainly have a high opinion of yourself (big surprise). Your dig on me was hardly in the "bitch slap" category, old man. Unless gnats have five fingers.
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Oh, please. There's an entire system for rating these that you're well aware of, and, while you came back with the lame "your wife/mama/sister" variation, which gets, maybe, a three, I got you on erectile dysfunction, which is ALWAYS an eight. So, I got you for five, softie. |
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06-08-2004, 06:00 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am I getting the hang of this yet?
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No. It's kind of sad.
And now, I'm going to go out, look at the rain and the wind and the dark, scudding front, and ponder the wisdom of riding the mc to work today. |
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06-08-2004, 06:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oral sex is not sex and does not count for one-night-stand status. Oral sex one nighter is what the high-schoolers do, right Coltrane? It's random sex or nothing to qualify.
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Hey, if you're throwing it around and not even giving it one-night-stand status, I'll take a blow job.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2004, 06:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is Viagara the one with the athaletes in the commercials?
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I think I'd rather have Reagan quotes than spelling jokes. And I'm not a Republican.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2004, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Sorry Flinty
Coltrane, I'll get back to you in a minute, but for now I have a job to do.....
Chimps nearing extinction, study warns
Orphan data suggests one species could be gone in 20 years
The chimpanzee, could be extinct in around 50 years because it is hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation and disease.
Only 8,000 remain of the most vulnerable chimpanzee subspecies, the Pan troglodytes vellerosus, which is found predominantly in Nigeria, and it could be extinct in two decades, according to a new study.
etaq, what the hell is that monkey sitting on?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 06-08-2004 at 06:06 PM..
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06-08-2004, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by bilmore
Oh, please. There's an entire system for rating these that you're well aware of, and, while you came back with the lame "your wife/mama/sister" variation, which gets, maybe, a three, I got you on erectile dysfunction, which is ALWAYS an eight. So, I got you for five, softie.
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Translation: When it comes to penises, I'm a five. You're an eight.
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06-08-2004, 06:06 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And I didn't know there were a bunch of uptight virgins running around DC.
I guess you learn something new every day.
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I'll let my boyfriend know he'll be deflowering a virgin in a couple of hours. An uptight virgin. He'll be very disappointed when he discovers I'm not bringing another woman home with me.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-08-2004, 06:06 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Am I a bad person
if I saw the following headline and assumed that the French somehow got on the Reagan funeral schedule?
French Royalists Stage Funeral for Relic
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06-08-2004, 06:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Sorry Flinty
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Coltrane, I'll get back to you in a minute, but for now I have a job to do.....
Chimps nearing extinction, study warns
Orphan data suggests one species could be gone in 20 years
The chimpanzee, could be extinct in around 50 years because it is hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation and disease.
Only 8,000 remain of the most vulnerable chimpanzee subspecies, the Pan troglodytes vellerosus, which is found predominantly in Nigeria, and it could be extinct in two decades, according to a new study.
etaq, what the hell is that monkey sitting on?
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I know. Jesus, will someone please send them some fucking cows, pigs and chickens already? For fuck's sake.
p.s. If you come over later, I will show you what I'm sitting on. Bring your glasses.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-08-2004, 06:12 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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sunnybunny
I'll let my boyfriend know he'll be deflowering a virgin in a couple of hours. An uptight virgin. He'll be very disappointed when he discovers I'm not bringing another woman home with me.
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It's a piece of hard plastic. I'm sure it doesn't care one way or another. |
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06-08-2004, 06:13 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Am I a bad person
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
if I saw the following headline and assumed that the French somehow got on the Reagan funeral schedule?
French Royalists Stage Funeral for Relic
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That story better be from The Onion or I will end my support for the French by boycotting Au Bon Pain forever. |
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06-08-2004, 06:13 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Sorry Flinty
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I know. Jesus, will someone please send them some fucking cows, pigs and chickens already? For fuck's sake.
p.s. If you come over later, I will show you what I'm sitting on. Bring your glasses.
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Can we make it for a little later? I have an appointment with Coltrane - shouldn't take long.
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