imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My dearest LTL, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. As Plated once said, treat me like that drunken personal trainer who wandered into the party and can't stop yammering about her new ab routine.

Translation: Fuck me in the ass long and hard.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Fuck me in the ass long and hard.

TM

This was just crass. Go back a post to see how to make this joke tastefully.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This was just crass. Go back a post to see how to make this joke tastefully.

I'd rather it be funny.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hmmm. Dark sunglasses to hide the fact you are staring at tits? That's just crazy enough to work! Kudos to you, you cunning bastard. You're a tit-staring-at visionary.

I almost just googled that Coery Hart song. Then I stopped.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You were the fat friend.

TM

That was bizarro gwnc. I do wish she'd stay in the kitchen where she belongs.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Fuck me in the ass long and hard.

TM

Was the woman who passed out face down on the bed with her ass forest showing a personal trainer?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Fuck me in the ass long and hard.

TM

Looks like you'll be having Flower's sloppy seconds.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You want us to get you even more drunk and then fuck you?

I just want the roofies.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Was the woman who passed out face down on the bed with her ass forest showing a personal trainer?

Of all the angles to come in from, this one I must admit has left me dumbfounded. Kudos to you for completely detroying my Ed McMahon act.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I almost just googled that Coery Hart song. Then I stopped.

Uh huh. Are you going to confess that you were full of rotting moldy horseshit when you said Heidi's tits are real? Because saying "her tits are real, and she has a great personality!" is totally sacrificing your dignity in some vain hope she someday will fuck you.

And while I believe, MONKEY MAN, that many male people are pretty much on autopilot and do a "would I/wouldn't I fuck her" evaluation every time they interact with a female,* I still don't think that my friends' SOs who compliment me are trying to get in my pants (or under my skirt, or whatever).

*For a while, I was on autopilot thinking "fatter than me/not fatter than me" about EACH AND EVERY PERSON I saw. Then I realized (a) I was doing it and (b) that's fucking insane.

Sebby -- Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'd rather it be funny.

TM

Then you're oh-fer-two, Francis.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of all the angles to come in from, this one I must admit has left me dumbfounded.

I'm sure you could figure it out. Paigow, help him.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh huh. Are you going to confess that you were full of rotting moldy horseshit when you said Heidi's tits are real? Because saying "her tits are real, and she has a great personality!" is totally sacrificing your dignity in some vain hope she someday will fuck you.

Did I miss the post where we proved that Heidi's rack is fake?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
*For a while, I was on autopilot thinking "fatter than me/not fatter than me" about EACH AND EVERY PERSON I saw. Then I realized (a) I was doing it and (b) that's fucking insane.

I thought you stopped because you kept coming up with the same depressing answer.

TM

Originally posted by ltl/fb
For a while, I was on autopilot thinking "fatter than me/not fatter than me" about EACH AND EVERY PERSON I saw. Then I realized (a) I was doing it and (b) that's fucking insane.

What was the ratio? Ballpark is fine.