New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 329

Connect_the_Dots · 10-29-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If this board was Iraq and socking was a WMD, there would be no socking here. At least none that any of the inspectors could discern.

I blame the dearth of skilled socking on Hillary Clinton. Her evil knows no bounds.

Jack Manfred · 10-29-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
What music are you listening to right now, or were you listening to most recently?

Me: Ry Cooder & Manuel Galban, Mambo Sinuendo
Recommended, by the way.

Concur. Fantastic album.

In my car:

One More Time: The MCA Recordings, Kelly Willis

I thought I had picked What I Deserve until I took a closer look, but this is still a good album. What I Deserve is a good country album for people who don't like country music.

Rag & Bone Buffet, XTC

I don't recommend this. It's a rarities and B-sides collection. That doesn't mean it's not good, it's just anyone who would buy it has already bought it and probably on vinyl. Skylarking, Nonsuch, and Oranges and Lemons are all better recommendations.

self-titled, Elliott Smith

Contains "Needle in the Hay" which Wes Anderson used in The Royal Tennenbaums.

Either/Or, Elliott Smith

Some, but not all of the songs that appear on the Good Will Hunting soundtrack, plus other sad, acoustic songs.

Doolittle, Pixies

"Wave of Mutilation" and "Here Comes Your Man." What more do you want?

Joao Voz E Violao, Joao Gilberto

Voice and guitar from the Brazilan master. Mellow. Highly recommended.

Penske_Account · 10-29-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What, you don't think publishing someone's sock is a serious offense? Suddenly everyone would be aware of your super-secret sock identity/ies, and national security would be at risk!

BR(and world order and civilization as we know it would come to a grinding halt as everywhere men's brains shut down from exposure to all of those socks)C

I propose that we invoke a top secret sock, hush hush rule here. Does anyone know what committee is in charge of security concerns?

Replaced_Texan · 10-29-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What, you don't think publishing someone's sock is a serious offense? Suddenly everyone would be aware of your super-secret sock identity/ies, and national security would be at risk!

BR(and world order and civilization as we know it would come to a grinding halt as everywhere men's brains shut down from exposure to all of those socks)C

We should have just let the sun flares hit us to avoid this whole mess. Stupid protective atmosphere.

Penske_Account · 10-29-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
I blame the dearth of skilled socking on Hillary Clinton. Her evil knows no bounds.

Ironically, you hit the nail on the head.

Zimbabwe · 10-29-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What, you don't think publishing someone's sock is a serious offense? Suddenly everyone would be aware of your super-secret sock identity/ies, and national security would be at risk!

BR(and world order and civilization as we know it would come to a grinding halt as everywhere men's brains shut down from exposure to all of those socks)C

Zimbabwe is willing to serve as impartial international monitors in the disclosure and destruction of socks.

Zimbabwe understands the many difficulties which your country faces, given its history of corrupt elections and the long tradition of "reeducation" and deception practiced by your leaders. For the good of the American people, as well as certain Canadians, Zimbabwe is ready to assist you in launching "operation lots of justice". We do ask that you first obtain the appropriate resolution from the United Nations (or, failing that, a broad based coalition of Penske socks).

LessinSF · 10-29-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Law Talkin
Really funny shit.

LessinSF · 10-29-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe is willing to serve as impartial international monitors in the disclosure and destruction of socks.

Zimbabwe understands the many difficulties which your country faces, given its history of corrupt elections and the long tradition of "reeducation" and deception practiced by your leaders. For the good of the American people, as well as certain Canadians, Zimbabwe is ready to assist you in launching "operation lots of justice". We do ask that you first obtain the appropriate resolution from the United Nations (or, failing that, a broad based coalition of Penske socks).

Really, really funny shit.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-29-2003, 05:30 PM

Maybe it is my pms, but this board is really sucking today. sucking like a cow milking machine.

all you socks suck.

notcasesensitive · 10-29-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it is my pms, but this board is really sucking today. sucking like a cow milking machine.

all you socks suck.

I had that feeling too, but with nothing productive to contribute, I was keeping it to myself.

Weird that.

barely_legal · 10-29-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had that feeling too, but with nothing productive to contribute, I was keeping it to myself.

Weird that.

That'll be a first.

notcasesensitive · 10-29-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
That'll be a first.

Well, mark it on your calendar then!

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe it is my pms, but this board is really sucking today. sucking like a cow milking machine.

all you socks suck.

I couldn't agree more.

I hate all of you socks and socketeers. Your shit is old and dull. You drive amusing thoughts (not even jokes) into Chinese water torture.

I have decided to join PLF in retirement.

Au revoir!

Edited to add:

I cannot quit because then you fucks win.

I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

spookyfish · 10-29-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Oh, see that's a lot better. She's still a big girl but not fat. She'd look stupid really thin. She looks a lot better.

Before she was looking quite a bit like Devine.

Dat Phan · 10-29-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Law Talkin
I have never socked with that man, Penske Account.

Oh wait, wrong President. Sorry.

I am setting a deadline. Either all socking stops by Sunday at midnight or I will crash the board. I will mail bomb it out of existence. I will perform denial of service attacks until it begs on its knees for me to stop. You will be shocked and awed at what I can do.

As God is my witness, I will stop the evil doers who insist upon plaguing us with their socks. In the name of all that is holy and good.

God Bless those against the Socks. DOWN WITH SOCKS!

If I'm as shocked and awed at your ability to bring down a board as I was with your ability to find and kill Sadam Hussein's sock
then.....yawn. Bring on the shocking and the awing.