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03-05-2004, 11:54 AM
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#4921
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Reality roundup
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This pititful flame wiped out your prior translation as FOTD. Shoudl have quit while you were ahead.
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Don't stop, baby. They're starting to moisten.
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03-05-2004, 11:54 AM
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#4922
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ugly guys have nothing to lose. Why wouldn't they hit on everything?
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Agreed. Works for Less
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-05-2004, 11:58 AM
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#4923
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: doin' the backstroke
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TurboTax
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you mangle your fingers or something? You've been posting like a goddamned retard for about a week now. Are you on some eternal high from your engagement that affects your hand/eye coordination?
edit: ... and your grammar?
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Cut her some slack will ya? Can't you see she is in the midst of some hellacious hot flashes?
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03-05-2004, 12:01 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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TurboTax
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Originally posted by Colymbosathon ecplecticos
Cut her some slack will ya? Can't you see she is in the midst of some hellacious hot flashes?
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She has Geritol. She can handle it.
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03-05-2004, 12:04 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ugly guys have nothing to lose. Why wouldn't they hit on everything?
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It is an inefficient use of their time unless they have money. If they have money, they may succeed with the whorish types who will date anything with a big enough wallet. But if they don't have money, these women are not going to sleep with them. They would be much better off (in terms of getting laid) focusing their efforts on the less attractive women.
If they don't mind beating off at night, then they have nothing to lose by spending their time futilely chasing women who they haven't a snow ball's chance in hell of sleeping with.
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03-05-2004, 12:08 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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TurboTax
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone use this? I filed my return a week ago monday and have not had my return hit my bank accoutn. They said ten days. Its This is the tenth business day (including day I filed which was during the morning) and way past the tenth day period. Are people getting their returns timely? Should I follow up on this?
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You are sooooo audited.
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03-05-2004, 12:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Grappa...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I once had Grappa in Grappa*. The Grappa wasn't good. But the local car show in Grappa wasn't bad.
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* Bassano del
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I've had champagne in Champagne. Actually, the mayor of Reims got me very drunk.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-05-2004, 12:10 PM
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by Not Me
It is an inefficient use of their time unless they have money. If they have money, they may succeed with the whorish types who will date anything with a big enough wallet. But if they don't have money, these women are not going to sleep with them. They would be much better off (in terms of getting laid) focusing their efforts on the less attractive women.
If they don't mind beating off at night, then they have nothing to lose by spending their time futilely chasing women who they haven't a snow ball's chance in hell of sleeping with.
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Yeh, and the '79 Pirates should have just forfeited after game 3. You can't expect everyone to be so pragmatic. Their time wasting is Darwinian predestination. It keeps them from meeting with receptive potential mates and passing on their George Costanza-esque genes.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 03-05-2004 at 12:14 PM..
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03-05-2004, 12:16 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't expect everyone to be so pragmatic.
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True but don't they get tired of beating off? I guess not and that is the explanation for why the pornography industry is so lucrative.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Their time wasting is Darwinian predestination. It keeps them from meeting with receptive potential mates and passing on their George Costanza-esque genes.
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Speaking of George Costanza, you can tell that Seinfeld was written and produced by men. They always had him paired with much better looking women. No woman would have written those plots or cast those actresses in those roles.
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03-05-2004, 12:30 PM
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Moderator
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by Not Me
True but don't they get tired of beating off? I guess not and that is the explanation for why the pornography industry is so lucrative.
Speaking of George Costanza, you can tell that Seinfeld was written and produced by men. They always had him paired with much better looking women. No woman would have written those plots or cast those actresses in those roles.
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1. Masturbation never gets old. Sometimes, its just easier. Less work is never a bad thing.
2. That George got play despite his innumerbale deficiencies is one of the prime subtextual running gags in the show. It was not a result of lack of female input.
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03-05-2004, 12:33 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Reality roundup
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Originally posted by barely_legal
You've got to be kidding me.
No, you're right. A woman should be able to laugh off a guy rubbing his naked penis against her, as long as he doesn't progress all the way to rape.
Next you'll say that it doesn't count b/c he wasn't a stranger.
Seriously, have you ever had a naked guy who disgusted you rub his genitals on your bare skin? Did you laugh it off?
I'm glad they made amends b/c I really think that Hatch is just so clueless that he really thought what he was doing was funny and I doubt he meant to traumatize her. But still. Unacceptable. And more unacceptable to say that it should have been laughed off.
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I agree. reminds me of the Tammy/David sheet pulling episode on Real World 2. Same thing happened. She laughed about it at first and then got seriously upset when she reflected on it. She also later admitted that she overreacted at the time (and the bitch Beth obviously was stirring the pot), but I don't doubt that both Sue (Survivor) and Tammy (Real World) had feelings of violation.
Even though I hate Sue, Hatch's act was inappropriate. The show potentially could be liable (though $10m sounds excessive) because they allowed the asshole to be naked during an immunity challenge involving contact between players. They had the ability to require him to wear clothes and they didn't. Unforeseeable? I'm not so sure.
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03-05-2004, 12:37 PM
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#4932
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Grappa...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've had champagne in Champagne. Actually, the mayor of Reims got me very drunk.
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And???? Did he have his way with you?
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03-05-2004, 12:39 PM
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#4933
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Masturbation never gets old. Sometimes, its just easier. Less work is never a bad thing.
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But that assumes that you have someone to have sex with at least some of the time. If all the action that you ever get is your rosy palm, are you telling me it doesn't get old?
I like to masturbate just as much as the average woman (or maybe even a bit more since my SO travels so much), but I do miss him when he is gone after awhile and all I have is my vibrator.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. That George got play despite his innumerbale deficiencies is one of the prime subtextual running gags in the show. It was not a result of lack of female input.
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Hmmm, while I agree that it was meant to be funny, I wouldn't be so sure that females thought it funny or contributed so much to its conception or implementation.
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03-05-2004, 12:39 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake (Poll)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Masturbation never gets old. Sometimes, its just easier. Less work is never a bad thing.
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Masturbation = "Less work"?
I doubt he thinks of it as work.
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03-05-2004, 12:43 PM
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#4935
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Grappa...
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And???? Did he have his way with you?
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Oui. Il blesse comme l'enfer.
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