Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
All joking aside, I have an appointment for a brazilian tomorrow, and my regular waxer is on a leave of absence.

I'm a little nervous.

The implication of pain and fear intrigues me as much as the babysoftsmoothery that I can achieve (no pain, no gain); although I am nervous of unintended arbitrary arousisity. That would be a little embarassing......no pun intended.

eta: do people think I jokerious about this?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm a game show?



You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.


Which Tarot Card Are You?

You are The Hierophant (Heavenly Master)
Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?

Are you getting points on the gross?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Are you getting points on the gross?

Participation bonii up front, with a shot at back end participation if it opens big.....

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Participation bonii up front, with a shot at back end participation if it opens big.....

That had to be deliberate.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

I don't think I know anyone who is available who I could stand to spend that much time with. .

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?

depends. you are "your lover", right?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Eat at the Old Mill Inn. Pricey for Mexico, but good. Ask at the front desk for other food recs. There's a lot of seafood on the peninsula. Make sure you tell them you aren't interested.

You might want to call your auto insurance agent and find out how much a Mexico waiver would be for your trip. Usually worth it. My guess is your car won't be covered otherwise.

Take a sweatshirt. It can get downright chilly on the beach there. But you can take your afternoon beverage of choice down to the sand and watch the sun set.

Keep in mind, it is Mexico... so 188 miles could take anywhere from 4 hours to 8. Patience, grasshopper.

Have fun. Buy me a pinata on your way back over the border.

Thanks for the tip on the car insurance thingy.

A troop-transport pinata?* Or an aircraft carrier pinata?** Or perhaps an Eragon pinata?***

* see PB

**Very, very inside joke.

***Joke that is so inside, I may be the only one who sort of gets it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

You can take a week in January?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The implication of pain and fear intrigues me as much as the babysoftsmoothery that I can achieve (no pain, no gain)

I used to get kind of an endorphin high after waxes.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I used to get kind of an endorphin high after waxes.

I was about to finalize my air tickets to Mexico when I read the "used to wax" part of this post.

Turns out I've gotta work.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

(I love holding scrolls of arcane information that I might or might not reveal to you.)

2.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?

No.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks for the tip on the car insurance thingy.

A troop-transport pinata?* Or an aircraft carrier pinata?** Or perhaps an Eragon pinata?***

* see PB

**Very, very inside joke.

***Joke that is so inside, I may be the only one who sort of gets it.

You have a dragon shaped IUD?!?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am nervous of unintended arbitrary arousisity. That would be a little embarassing......

No worries. They'll have someone with small enough hands to give you a "release." Even the worst places at least have a Rhesus Monkey sitting around for those occasions.