Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
Men:
World domination

Whatever, dude.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Whatever, dude.

Shifter, the strippers cajoling you into stuffing twenties in their g-strings on your t&a lunch hour do not count as women having "world domination."

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you're not going to send me some, shut the fuck up about it already.

And here's a question, why are women so crazy for chocolate? I mean, I think guys like it, but it's like a fucking lifestyle with many women. Is it because they deny themselves the pleasure and build up the anticipation or is it more fundamental?

TM

Who denies themselves of chocolate? Pure chocolte isnt fattening. Unless you overeat it but then anything is fattening.

chocolate gives you a feeling (scientifically proven to be like an orgasm) when you eat it. I dont know if this is chicks only. THat said,. both my dad and my ex had bigger chocolate jones' than me and the only non chocolate desserts I would waste my calories on is key lime pie and anything involving bourbon or rum.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Hmmmm . . .

Let's see:

Women:
Childbirth
Squat to pee
Pay inequities
Uncomfortable shoes
Chocolate tastes slightly better

Men:
World domination
Pay inequities on our side
Internet porn
Beer Nuts

Tough choice.

How do you know if it's slightly or not when it comes to chocolate tasting better?

And you forgot to add the additional sexual nerve endings for them and ability to write our name in snow for us.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bilmore
Hmmmm . . .

Let's see:

Women:
Childbirth
Squat to pee
Pay inequities
Uncomfortable shoes
Chocolate tastes slightly better

Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Two things: (1) You're not answering the question. Chocolate, excellent or not, appeals to both men and women. I want to know why it is so much more appealing to women.

(2) "No-strings-attached?" Really? Don't those strings come in the form of cellulite to your thighs?

This is the difference that I'm talking about. Give me a piece of chocolate and I'll eat it. But women go fucking nuts over it. There is a real difference and I want to know why that is.

TM

Is PJ back from the Land of Inanna?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Do you think that the Santa Barbara police and DA knew at the time they arrested Michael Jackson that LAPD and child welfare investigators had already concluded that the same allegations were "unfounded"? Click here ->The Smoking Gun, of course (The Smoking Gun is work safe, right?) for details.

This whole thing is going to be a complete and absolute zoo. It's also going to separate real news media (which, I fear, is going to be only NPR and affiliates) and the news media who relentlessly cover every tidbit of the story because of the way that it titillates the public on disgusting and pedantic levels.

[Not Bob]

SUBWAY SERIES 2000 -- METS WIN IN 486, BAY-BEE!!!!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/09/sp...ll/09METS.html (other New York baseball team signs the other Matsui).

Well, at least you got Sheffield, right?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

I can get that in some bars here, so I couldn't put it in either category.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a woman, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I don't let him. Seems kind of rude.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by mmm3587
It's also going to separate real news media (which, I fear, is going to be only NPR and affiliates) and . . .

(Gag.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If a man offers to buy me a drink because he is a man and I am a woman, and he's hoping to get lucky, then I don't let him. Seems kind of rude.

But if he buys you a drink for some other reason, you do let him get lucky?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I call bullshit. If chocolate remotely has anything to do with nurturing fetuses I will instantly lose all interest and, in fact, may well run screaming in the opposite direction.

Thanks, you joy-killing bastard. It's back to alcohol for me.

Of course, alcohol has been known to lower ones inhibitions, leading one to make decisions one might not if one were not drinking, which could, of course, lead to the creation of an actual fetus.

But hey, Cheers!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
Never have to pay for drinks
(for this crowd, that more than compensates for any pay inequity)

But at this point, isn't that basically like your taking money out of the OddMan's wallet?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is PJ back from the Land of Inanna?

Nah. I saw her response in Seb's post. But I'll admit, after that, I clicked on most of her stuff today, since she was responding to my question.

TM