Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Yanks in 9!]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pedro in Boston...
this year, just like last year, no?
Velocity gone?

TM

You Yankees fans with your cynically arrogant hatefulness make me want to projectile barf all over my screen (PBAOMS-I invented that! LOL).

Let me give you and Chump4Ever and the rest of the Yankee bandwagoneers a clue, while your boys will score megagodzilla runs this year, your pitching will barely survive the break.

And we all know that by the time the doggystyling daze of August is upon us, the fare weathered Bronx love affair with AROD will have been fizzled to death by the boobirds of the House of Babe. He may put up some numbers, but let me give two words to describe his bottom line based on the Octobers that count, Big Fucking Loser!

Mark my words, the 2004 Yankees are a train wreck careening to a tragicomic destiny. They are the Howard Dean of pro-sports and the schadenfreude will be as equally tasty then as it was before.

And the Red Sox will win the World Series!!! WOOO HOOO! But even if they don’t, no matter how they finish, Beantown will still have gay marriage and the Democrat National Convention in the summer of 2004. Eat your heart out New York!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're hopeless. Do you actually live with a man? I bet half the men on this board haven't bought the majority of the socks they own; and even if they did, since most of the socks probably look alike, who the hell would remember which pair came from what store and which brand it was after it's been worn, laundered, and mixed in with all the other socks in the drawer? Mens' socks are largely fungible (unless the man is a dandy) and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him.

Target. When the elastic wears out, I buy more. There are things worth spending extra money on, but not socks.

(not a dandy)

[barely_legal]

I'm begging you, will somebody please talk about sex or something? I know this is the fashion board but the sock discussion is killing me. I'm not saying you shouldn't be posting about socks and fascinating stuff like that, but can we sprinkle some sex posts in there please?

I would be happy to do it myself but I'm in a dry spell and have nothing to post. No splooge stories, no bad kissers, no new news about vibrators, I'm compleltely topicless. Will someone who is having sex please post a question or a poll or a story or some goddamn thing about it, please? You married people are excused from my entreaty b/c I know you don't have sex anymore.

Seriously, help a girl out. If y'all don't post about sex, I'm just going to keep posting bad American Idol haikus:

Guest star Elton John
Someone save my life tonight
Don't vote for Red John!

[Effete Liberal Snob]

Originally posted by Yanks in 9!
John Kerry is a true leader, and the Florida Marlins are the one true defending World Champions of MLB.

Thank you.

Although I did not realize my donor friends from Morgan Lewis had a World Championship. Which sport is it, chess or polo?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm begging you, will somebody please talk about sex or something? I know this is the fashion board but the sock discussion is killing me. I'm not saying you shouldn't be posting about socks and fascinating stuff like that, but can we sprinkle some sex posts in there please?

how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm begging you, will somebody please talk about sex or something? I know this is the fashion board but the sock discussion is killing me. I'm not saying you shouldn't be posting about socks and fascinating stuff like that, but can we sprinkle some sex posts in there please?

If using a sock for self-enrichment, stick to brand names. And silk or pima cotton.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Must be true, because I borrowed someone's socks and got fungible that was really hard to get rid of. Other than actually buying socks myself, the rest of what you speak is true.

I also buy my own socks. And my own u-trou, t-shirts, pants and other clothes. I know how to put them on by myself and what colors go together and what colors don't. That way I never get fungible. And I can leave the house even when Mommy's out of town.

[Effete Liberal Snob]

Originally posted by Yanks in 9!
Beantown will still have gay marriage and the Democrat National Convention in the summer of 2004. Eat your heart out New York!

Until the polling numbers tell me otherwise, I would like to remind everyone, for the record, that I am fully in support of civil unions, not gay marriage.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

Ouch.

[Big Cock Sock]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm begging you, will somebody please talk about sex or something? I know this is the fashion board but the sock discussion is killing me. I'm not saying you shouldn't be posting about socks and fascinating stuff like that, but can we sprinkle some sex posts in there please?

I would be happy to do it myself but I'm in a dry spell and have nothing to post. No splooge stories, no bad kissers, no new news about vibrators, I'm compleltely topicless. Will someone who is having sex please post a question or a poll or a story or some goddamn thing about it, please? You married people are excused from my entreaty b/c I know you don't have sex anymore.

Seriously, help a girl out. If y'all don't post about sex, I'm just going to keep posting bad American Idol haikus:

Guest star Elton John
Someone save my life tonight
Don't vote for Red John!

I suppose I am the proper vehicle for this transition from sock to cock.

Carry on.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

Funny, I always thought you'd be more interested in them when they were standing up? I guess keeping you amused is a whole lot easier than I had thought it would be.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

Heh, amen.

I do have impotence stories, but Thurgreed has assured me that if I share those stories widely, no man will ever risk having sex with me again. I'm almost ready to declare celibacy but not quite yet.

Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom? Are girls stupid enough to fall for it? I'm surprised by the number of men I know who "trust" that a girl they just started dating is taking the pill and blithely neglect to take their own precautions. Many men are stupid and deserve paternity suits. Most women wouldn't try to trap a guy by intentionally getting pregnant but there are a surprising number of women who would (well-educated and seemingly normal women too).

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
how about "mens' cocks are largely fungible, and only deserve attention when they are falling down and annoying the crap out of him?"

I'd like to hear more about Coltrane's Rolex cock ring and if he's large enough for the Presidential.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Target. When the elastic wears out, I buy more. There are things worth spending extra money on, but not socks.

(not a dandy)

You have feet? HOw many?

[Yanks in 9!]

Originally posted by Effete Liberal Snob
Thank you.

Although I did not realize my donor friends from Morgan Lewis had a World Championship. Which sport is it, chess or polo?

Wicked pissah! Another Masshole to join forces with. I thought the freakin' NewYahkas had overrun this place.

Oh yah, and the '86 Mets can go to friggin' hell too.